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jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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The red/different red Cardiff kit looks like what your dementia-addled grandmother would buy at a thrift store if you told her you wanted a Liverpool kit for Christmas.

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jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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Total Meatlove posted:

It was a different Andy Goram

Good job there's only two of him.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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Bobby Digital posted:

Can we talk about fonts here? As hideous as Arsenal's club-specific lettering is this year, I'm loving the use of the old font on some of the range:



ArseııoI

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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Popehoist posted:

no no no no no no no no no no



no nono nn noon onono nonno on n no


apparently the never-before-seen star above the club crest is for our 1894 FA cup win

everything about this is hilarious

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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ShutteredIn posted:

Madrid has a really orange 3rd shirt. Really really orange.


Sweet jesus I hope they wear that for the away match against Copenhagen. Our home/away colors are all white / all black like theirs so it could happen...

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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ShutteredIn posted:

Here's a bunch of the other WC shirts: http://imgur.com/a/clecN

this got lost between the huge images in your post :hth:

I am loving the subtle dashiki patterns in the Ivory coast and Ghana kits, and the BAM Cameroun goes all out.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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:barf:

This actually makes me glad we didn't qualify.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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rats off to ya posted:

<FC Copenhagen crest>

This is what all the hipsters wear on their backpacks here in San Francisco. NO THANKS

Wait, what?

brocked posted:

T.P. Mazembe


Why are there four gold stars and one silver?

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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mackintosh posted:

Legia has an updated shirt for the 2014 spring round featuring a new sponsor. The whole kit itself is a retro throwback to Legia's early 80s. Clean, simple, love it. If anyone cares, the silver star is for 5 league titles (Legia has 9), we'll get a gold one for the 10th.

Home:




Away:


Shame about the sleeves.

Really really nice overall, though that L could be mistaken for the sign you'd put in your car if you still only had a learner's permit instead of a driver's license.

That vasco da gama kit might be the first kit I ever buy, bloody hell.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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Popehoist posted:



no no no no no no no no nonono nonm no nonkdm nokmfnfnjk

If it weren't for the crest I would've never known to associate those colours with Scotland.
But now... nnnnnope, still not happening. Have fun crashing out while also looking like 1970's Lego men.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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Optical illusion kits should be restricted to mandatory for goalkeepers.

Or maybe even trompe l'oeil prints to continue the camouflage trend of the popular grass green ones.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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ShutteredIn posted:

That's a ballin' shirt.

FTFY

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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franks posted:

I think Jozy's more of a number two.


Holy poo poo dude

jeebus bob fucked around with this message at 09:19 on May 9, 2014

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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Tsaedje posted:

He's certainly not a keeper


Thread over

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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That's a beautiful kit (for officials).

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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Fag Boy Jim posted:

That team was really cool, I bet they could beat the hell out of our current team.

Most teams could.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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LOL @ the button-down collar, just LOL

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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JingleBells posted:

Wow, I guess the artist behind this Fulham badge got another commission:


That house looks broken.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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Gigi Galli posted:

I think it's just stretched at the shoulders, If you put it up on a hanger it would be aligned to the vertical.

Good thing most footballers are built like clothes hangers then.

I'd like to see the home kit in full figure, being worn, as I'm getting a lederhosen-suspenders-vibe from the way the sponsor and stripes line up.

Fake edit: also it looks like plastic. Stylish plastic, but, y'know...

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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Fag Boy Jim posted:

I wonder if football kits or energy drinks have the better profit margins.

Try bottled water.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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vyelkin posted:

Next year's Real Madrid 3rd kit: Three Wolf Moon.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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T Bowl posted:

The octopus tentical shirt is cooler tbh.

I thought it was teeth. Just a long, free floating row of upper and lower homodontic gums. I swear I'm not high right now.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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beedeebee posted:

The Red Devils have new shirts. Their contract with Burrda Sports ended, and now Adidas designed their new kits. They put a lot of :effort: in as you can see.



Why yes, it's a generic training shirt with a Belgium badge on it. Why yes, it does cost 3 times as much as the shirt without the badge.
Adidas already stated that the shirts are this generic because they didn't have enough time to design them. Apparantly it takes 12-18 months to design a shirt, and they did it in 2 hours months.

Does Witsel even play for that club anymore? Clearly they "designed" it in one afternoon ages ago, made țhose mockups the same day and then just sat on it until now.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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Joke 's on me for not remembering that red devils = Belgium MNT.
I assumed it was some random Belge clube and, remembering he'd transferred to a Russian side, went into full Nelson fingerpointing "Ha ha" mode.
Boy is my face Belgian.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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want

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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Answers Me posted:

Thought these were lame until I got to the NFL ones, they look great

siiiiiiiiiiick

also:

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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Real Name Grover posted:

#NOGRASSSTAINS



Nice subliminal Marlboro ad.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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The chelsea one looks like pajamas.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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XBenedict posted:

Turns out that Adidas does that the ability to make decent shirt.



Hot.
If I had to complain about something - and why else are we here - it's that the sponsor logo, which should be commended for being almost anonymous in its look and placement, has a terribly mundane font that makes the whole thing look cheap.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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The red / different red on the sleeves and the front is sort of decent, but it's ruined by being all one color on the back.
Stripes down the sides is infinitely better than on the shoulders - but still not good.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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ElwoodCuse posted:

lol the new Premier League logo/patch suuuuucks

Yeah it looks like poo poo oh wait that's just your post.
Show, don't tell.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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Akileese posted:

England home kit

That's the most committed attempt to gently caress up plain white I've ever seen.

Terrible in every way.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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Akileese posted:

edit: This one is Croatia. They got rid of the stupid shoulder stuff,

Except not really because the squares on the shoulder pieces clearly don't line up with the ones on the chest which is like, basic couture, dahling.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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harperdc posted:

Nike in the 2006 World Cup set the bar really high. All of their teams had unique looks, meanwhile Adidas was throwing their template at everyone to mixed results.

LOL @ Switzerland and Poland

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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JFairfax posted:

Is this Chelsea's kit for next season?

Above the lion it says "KNVB" so I assume it's the Dutch away shirt.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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XBenedict posted:

Clearly a fake. Right?



It's not spandex, it's just made to look like spandex.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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XBenedict posted:

Haiti's new shirt is better than the rest of the country's assets combined.



Perfect for bony malnourished arms. :v:

Great kit, shame about the photo shoot.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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Now all I can think of is chocolate milk

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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That head to neck width ratio...

Even accounting for perspective it's seriously messed up.

jeebus bob fucked around with this message at 00:49 on May 5, 2016

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jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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Simone Poodoin posted:

loving adidas





it's almost a reverse 14/15 Bayern kit



How to gently caress up stripes, from the company that puts stripes on everything.

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