KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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Parachute: May 18, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

I didn't know you smoked!

You know, just because a person's a smoker, that doesn't mean he's not a human being.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2012 15:30

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 10:48

Parachute: May 18, 2003

zoomdog posted:

It's pronounced thermometer

Look, I work for the phone company. I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic.

(Maze of circular logic is definitely a Seinfeld-ism that I use at work all the time).

# ¿ Jun 26, 2012 20:02

Parachute: May 18, 2003

Thom and the Heads posted:

His name was Costanza. He killed my mother.

Como se dice...waterbed?

# ¿ Jul 16, 2012 17:56

Parachute: May 18, 2003

T. Mascis posted:

She's like a svenjolly

Did you say, ridicurous?

# ¿ Jul 18, 2012 17:53

Parachute: May 18, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

I RENOUNCE MY FAITH!

I'm a recovering germ-o-phobe. Ten years.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2012 01:14

Parachute: May 18, 2003

Demon Of The Fall posted:

The Trip is on tv right now.

This is morning mist.

Scared the hell outta that guy!

# ¿ Jul 20, 2012 00:40

Parachute: May 18, 2003

penismightier posted:

Might be time for a new avatar:

Likewise.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2012 06:05

Parachute: May 18, 2003

Lomez's place of worship is right on the right here.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2012 06:50

Parachute: May 18, 2003

Iron Crowned posted:

We live in a society! We're supposed to act in a civilized manner!

Yes, George, because of society.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2012 15:56

Parachute: May 18, 2003

The Rogue's Wallet. That's where he kept his card, his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding. his name was Costanza. He killed my mother.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2012 01:01

Parachute: May 18, 2003

Diabolik900 posted:

Here's a zip file of all of them if anyone is interested.

http://d.pr/f/kHeK

I'm thinking it might be time for a new avatar too.

The image of Susan's grave is cracking me up.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2012 03:28

Parachute: May 18, 2003

Criminal Minded posted:

If anything the Twix clip posted is even better, because at that point he had all the Twix he could possibly want but he sacrificed it all in a half-baked attempt to gently caress over some random dude.

I forgot that he had created a key for the lineup as well.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2012 03:40

Parachute: May 18, 2003

Loving Life Partner posted:

You see those ladies I got showing there!? You think THEY'RE scared!?

He couldn't handle that, he's delicate.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2012 17:24

Parachute: May 18, 2003

david puddy posted:

Larry David gets hole in one!

I never noticed the awesome Larry David story progression before, hah!

# ¿ Dec 20, 2012 19:28

Parachute: May 18, 2003

haljordan posted:

'Do not duplicate'...Such a sweet kid.

"Do not bend" - Just crease, crumple, cram...you'll do fine.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2013 16:25

Parachute: May 18, 2003

Gyshall posted:

Whaddayagot, a Clarkman? :puddy:

It's a misprint.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2013 19:56

Parachute: May 18, 2003

Boy, a month in Europe with Elaine. That guy's coming home in a body bag.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2013 03:43

Parachute: May 18, 2003

I think I'm going to make this my alarm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-h2BtQzbUQ

Ahh what the hell, here's Kramer at Brandt-Leland.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rxI3jRcosY

# ¿ Sep 27, 2013 02:54

Parachute: May 18, 2003

You know when you make a pizza bagel, you really shouldn't use cinnamon-raisin.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2013 19:16

Parachute: May 18, 2003

Shima Honnou posted:

Adjacent to trash... is trash.

I know, I heard you the first time you said it.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2013 17:28

Parachute: May 18, 2003

Well, isn't an architect just an art school drop-out with a tilty desk, and a big ruler?

# ¿ Oct 31, 2013 15:22

Parachute: May 18, 2003

Coffee And Pie posted:

I could read the sports section if my hair was on fire.

Well, aren't youuuuuuu something?

# ¿ Nov 12, 2013 18:45

Parachute: May 18, 2003

"Because of society" is my most-used Seinfeld-ism.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2013 16:01

Parachute: May 18, 2003

DrBouvenstein posted:

Another reason to love Curb Your Enthusiasm is that it helped save an innocent man from a murder charge.
http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/06/07/larry.david/

Related: "Carpool Lane" is a great one-off episode of the show to watch.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2014 19:40

Parachute: May 18, 2003

It's like a discoloration. It's white.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2014 20:22

Parachute: May 18, 2003

EATIN SHRIMP posted:

Uh guys. The Brooklyn cycles (mets minor league team) are hosting a Seinfeld night

http://www.brooklyncyclones.com/news/?article_id=1758

"MCU Park will known as Vandelay Industries Park for one night only.
Mailmen in uniform get to throw out a ceremonial first pitch ("Hello Newman!")
Anyone who has a business card indicating that they are in fact a "Latex Salesman" will also receive a free ticket to the game. If we call the number and it's some apartment on the Upper East Side, you won't qualify for the freebie.
Fans can visit the information table for an "airing of grievances."
Closest to the pin / whale's blow hole competition ("Is that a Titleist?")
The foul poles will be known as Festivus Poles.
"Low-Talking" PA Announcer.
Elaine Dancing Contest
Everyone Runs the Bases Post-game...but anyone named Jerry gets a head start (Take that Duncan Meyer).
Game of "Risk" on the Concourse
Cereal eating contests
Anyone named George Costanza will be allowed to join our radio broadcast as a color analyst for an inning
Players in puffy shirts for batting practice."

I love how they also leave this open to create more activities based on the show.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2014 17:32

Parachute: May 18, 2003

Free parking to anybody dragging a large trophy behind their car.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2014 17:35

Parachute: May 18, 2003

Free hot fudge sundaes for those willing to eat them messily on the "kiss cam".

# ¿ Apr 16, 2014 17:43

Parachute: May 18, 2003

Sash! posted:

Its long bothered me that I figured out the solution to fitted hat day years ago and I have no way to use this knowledge.

Wait 'til I get my hands on that George. I am gonna pull that big hood over his little head... tie the strings, and suffocate. You remember that Panama hat? That was nothing!

# ¿ Apr 17, 2014 14:58