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Coffee And Pie posted:It's like Sweden, Jerry! Sweeee-den! Then who are the Dutch?
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Gyshall posted:I will not tolerate infestation! I'm the exterminator!
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Apr 12, 2012 17:02
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jojoinnit posted:I disagree! You can make the claim that its not literally trash if it wasn't touching trash and had only been there for a very short time. You shouldn't but you can. Well... ...that's garbage. 
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Apr 18, 2012 17:58
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Hello? Is somebody there? Mist...Mister Marbles? 
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Apr 27, 2012 07:04
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Dad, I told you you could sit here only if you don't talk!
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Apr 30, 2012 07:52
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Coffee And Pie posted:Did you look at look at this picture carefully? Because I'm not sure, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I see a nipple. Is there a .gif of Kramer's double take in this scene? It's one of my favorite moments of his. Such genuine surprise.
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May 7, 2012 21:01
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Hey, I've the body of a taut, pre-teen Swedish boy.
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May 10, 2012 17:59
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The SituAsian posted:And he's strong. I've seen him lift a hundred pounds over his head without even knowing it. I hear everything. *snap snap snap*
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May 11, 2012 16:43
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Well I'm sorry! I'm not Brad! I'm me! NICE TO MEET YA! *slam*
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May 13, 2012 05:49
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May 14, 2012 17:34
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'71, that was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abbie Hoffman telling everybody to steal books...
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May 16, 2012 16:02
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Cable Boy...Cable Boy! What have you done to my little Cable Boy? 
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May 23, 2012 06:37
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This was supposed to be the Summer of George! the summer of george...
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May 23, 2012 20:59
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Yeah, this is the terrorist bomber...
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May 27, 2012 18:47
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If this is correct, press 1... *beep* ...Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you selected?
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Jun 6, 2012 20:01
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I have a humble .gif request: Can someone get me the shot from "The Airport" where the guy in the shuttle is driving away from Elaine and Jerry and says "Sorry...hahahahaha!"
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Jun 13, 2012 19:16
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Hahaha oh god thank you so much. This is the best birthday present ever.
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Jun 15, 2012 17:46
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In closing, these stories have not been embellished because they need no embellishment. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life as a short, stocky, slow-witted, bald man.
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Jun 22, 2012 18:29
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Gyshall posted:You kept making the stops!? Well, people kept ringing the bell!
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Jun 23, 2012 22:03
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Well, it hurts when he swallows, especially when he drinks orange juice. I mean, uh, dog food...juice.
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Jun 24, 2012 03:44
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Jerusalem posted:All right, you having a good time here? Here's to feeling good all the time!
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Jul 1, 2012 07:09
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...so I said to him, "Arthur, Artie! Come on, why does the salesman have to die? Change the title; The Life of a Salesman. That's what people want to see!"
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Jul 6, 2012 08:19
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T. Mascis posted:PAM! The voice, the calves, the bacon... My favorite thing about that episode is the subtle recurring gag in Newman's apartment where he trips over Kramer's legs as he walks by.
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Jul 6, 2012 18:56
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A wuss? ...did you call me a wuss?
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Jul 7, 2012 08:01
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LLLLIIIIIITTTTTLLLLLLEEEE JJJEEEEERRRRRYYYYYYYYYY
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Jul 7, 2012 19:49
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Jerusalem posted:You realize that, by wearing this, you're essentially saying,"Society has nothing to offer me." Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.
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Jul 12, 2012 04:06
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How about if it was something like "I can't find my receipt. My place is a sty."
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Jul 17, 2012 06:49
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YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATER PICK!
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Jul 17, 2012 16:55
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Ehud posted:The poofy hair, dresses, and white socks combo is very 90's. The closer you get to the millennium, the better she looks. Newmanium. 
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Jul 18, 2012 17:03
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BALK?! HOW WAS THAT A BALK?! Do you have any snacks?
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Jul 19, 2012 04:29
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You poked! I peeked!
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Oct 9, 2012 20:02
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Well, I'm sure you have secrets from me! I...I don't know anything about your cycles!
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Oct 23, 2012 20:26
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Just empty calories and male curiosity, eh, Georgie?
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Oct 24, 2012 01:22
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The very pants I was returning...
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Oct 31, 2012 21:44
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Let's face it, I've always been handicapped. I'm just now getting the recognition for it.
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Nov 1, 2012 21:49
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You will show me the Stooges?
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Nov 2, 2012 17:46
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Those aren't for New Year's. Those are my every day balloons!
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Nov 6, 2012 17:47
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I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm a U.S. postal worker, and my mail truck was just ambushed by a band of backwoods mail-hating survivalists!
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Nov 14, 2012 02:02
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Hey, guess what? Little Jerry ran from here to Newman's in under thirty seconds!
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Nov 14, 2012 07:09
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My home, Elaine! Where I sleep! Where I come to play with my toys. That's a Godfather reference.
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