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Zwille posted:piss tunnel in Berlin The Chemnitz equivalent is called Bazillenröhre 
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Saladman posted:mining incredibly toxic heavy metals nearby population centers and water supplies. We call this phenomenon 'Äksgebirge'. It even solidified into a football club, but thankfully these days it's on the way down so crisis averted I guess 
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AndreTheGiantBoned posted:hiking in the Sauerland why though, you know you can teleport there? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Iw4s6aRUaQ
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I work in this Digitalisierung business and still remember one colleague saying to me, completely serious, "I don't care what the customer wants, I just write my code here" [heavily implied: now go away]
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4/9 success rate in my Arbeitsgruppe. No Telekom customers received it, but even the one guy with just an emergency phone (brick phone without SIM card) got it  No one received the Entwarnung though.
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Libluini posted:Wait, there was supposed to be an Entwarnung? Upon googling it, only on certain apps e.g. Katwarn or Nina. At 11:45.
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I prefer the term 'Polypen', anyone here using this?
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Oberpfalz Update: Wurstautomat auch. Rheinland-Pfalz Update: Weinautomat auch.
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Antigravitas posted:We could turn Bavaria into the equivalent of Puerto Rico In an extremely Hubert Aiwanger voice: Ober wos mocht des miet den Tschongsen der Froien Weler ouf Bundesebene so riichtig dorchzustorten? Y'all watch Quer, right? https://www.ardmediathek.de/video/q...mMDUyMjJhZmFmZg
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Berlinwahl and FDP chat in here? Can't wait to post one of my favorite quer clips.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:My neighbour's very deutsch hunds. The Plural of Hund is Hünd, hth. Franconia Somebody fucked around with this message at 12:05 on Apr 5, 2023 |
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Grendels Dad posted:They mostly got votes from former AfD Wähler and this, in turn, is because the AfD was too dumb to register for the election in time. Ofc there was a lot of rage about how 'unfair' it is they got 'evicted' (they didn't get evicted, they just failed to apply) but the election comitte kept to the rules and here we are.
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DTurtle posted:That is wrong. ok, so then they failed to provide exactly one list of candidates in time. Still funny.
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Heilige Scheisse Pisse, I just threw up in my mouth reading this article. Like, don't do a Selbstjustiz if you can avoid it. But the reasoning of that judge... man I have no words. "Blind on the right eye" hits the thing (wait for it) right on the head 
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niethan posted:It's like one of the most basic scams I'm surprised this is the first time you run into it Son of Rodney posted:Fußballfans on trains during any time "Dunkelkammer, Dunkelkammer, hey, hey' Bortmund fans after ausdrehing the lights on their own train, and I was there to fremdschäm myself for them, welp...
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Antigravitas posted:
Outrageous. What were they thinking? It's a Tisch, not a Platte. Spielen doch kein Plattentennis hier.
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pls give it more. Intetesting thoughts (imo) on this topic again on quer (I renew my general recommendation of this show): https://www.ardmediathek.de/video/q...zM2ZkNTQ5NmRjZQ (5 min vid)
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Goa Tse-tung posted:I like Kerl/in Back in my old company in my role as scrum master I opened some dailies with "Hallo meine Kerl:innen", but no one ever reacted. Even though we had like 3 Gen-Z computer- toucher types, plus some older nerds. SAD!
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Healbot, we sent cringe memes all ihe time, so this is not the criterium.Libluini posted:is a scrum master someone who is good at programming No, it's someone who used to be good at coding but with age fell behind the curve and such gets the role of "pushing the kids around so they will code good" 
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goethe42 posted:Äbbelwoi party You know how they say: A Bembel a day keeps rhe doctor away.
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Randler posted:(own quote) Idgi. why do you quote yourself from 2019, and why shouöd that,matter? If you want to make a point, maybe say some words. Thanks.
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mcbexx posted:Tried to get an appointment "Tried" as in you made a private phone call? Here is my experience (I had a not-the-same-but-similar experience recently): Local help agencies have the connections to get you an early appointment. By this I mean e.g. - Caritas - Städtisches Gesundheitsamt - (depending who is strongly represented in your location) It might be extra effort, but at least ime. you can get a very early Termin through these channels. Again, might be highliy location-dependent.
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So congrats, we survived the (possible) P2K error here itt. Should anyone remember Y2K panic Weitermachen!
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But guys, we have now BSW as an official party, surely this will solve everything? *looks up their stance on Bauernproteste* oh. okay. forget it  yeah I know it was not that surprising...
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Antigravitas posted:Nothing Söder does or says is related to any kind of reality. True. My former boss's daughter went to the same swimming class as Söder's two. So he has a few stories to tell. Apparently Söder was super-demanding of everyone. Like befehling his daughters to "just swim faster" (  ). Or aggressively going at the coaches to "just teach them how to go faster".Always just demands from his subordinates, nothing else. In conclusion, you’re right.
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Heard a good nickname for her, "three-head", fits imo. Wanna adopt that, thread? y/n
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It's just her Haaransatz is low, nothing else. If this constitues "body shaming" to you... I will let you play in your Sandkasten and not bother you anymore.
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More important, noone itt has replied to my Umfrage here, ich bin salzig. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4053642&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=2 Würde sich eine/r hier die Mühe machen bitte, ich meine mit Sprachvorteil und so..?
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Antigravitas posted:You forgot to link to the specific post Sorry I'm too old to know how that works, I was aware but I hoped y'all would figure it out.
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Ok, that one goes onto me, goony goon that I am. Apologies. Here, Antigravitas posted:the middle button with the # sign
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Duzzy Funlop posted:excellent messaging, Markus His name is Maggus.
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Hopper posted:I really whish they would go as hard against drinking. This gives me the opportunity to tell you about my most favourite statistics of all time. Idea: doing sports is healthy. Research: compare the groups 1. member of a sports club 2. not on health indicators (e.g. life expectancy, frequency of severe diseases, physical fitness etc.) Result: no difference whatsoever. Baffled scientists: Uhm, more detailed research is necessary. Final result: the beneficial results of the sport itself are definitely there, statistically proven. However, the earlier socialisation with alcohol culture for minors in German sports clubs makes these benefits null and void. Cool, huh? In short, I agree with Hopper there above.
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Hopper posted:There is also an Austrian nickname, but that costs 14850 € so not gonna say it here. So PM me. Ah poo poo I don't have plat. So come drive the 230 km between us and tell me in person 
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aphid_licker posted:https://www.diepresse.com/18348304/beleidigung-von-csu-chef-soeder-gerald-grosz-muss-14850-euro-strafe-zahlen Aaaaahaha, this thing is so going into my Sprachschatz, thank you for making my day Hopper and aphid_licker
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Hopper posted:Alcohol Tolerance Buildup is the only thing keeping Bavaria functioning Are we working at the same company or what? #JustOberpfalzThings
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Nenonen posted:Even during the cold war! Which of the two Germanys was on the "wrong side of history" answer quickly...
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Bit behind on the Faden, sorry, but this is what we should send to Eurovision and not whatever dire poo poo is this year's flavour. (Haven't checked the actual song yet, but I'm sure they won't break their pattern of boredom now or in 50 years)
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Infected posted:We had the chance to send Knorkator in the past, it's the true eternal shame of Germany. dieses
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Goa Tse-tung posted:BMI (SPD) dafür was my first thought too. Second one, I like to make my share of FDP-Jokes, but to give credit where it's due, Buschmann might be the best minister they had since ... the Genschmän? Correct me if I'm wrong
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