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greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Titus Bramble updates incoming:

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greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



greazeball posted:

Titus Bramble updates incoming:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/oct/28/titus-bramble-faces-sexual-assault-charges

on the plus side they dropped the drug possession charge!

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Mickolution posted:

Haha, didn't Rooney lose £70k to Owen at cards when he was first called up to the England squad?

Can you imagine what a cock he is when he's winning. Jesus Christ himself wouldn't be able to resist double or quits to wipe the smug grin off his face.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003




in some places maybe

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fanny

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



it can be both

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



You can still be well over the limit the morning after a heavy night

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003




WRONG THREAD

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003




barely touched him

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Mean Bean Machine posted:

Nothing's gonna come out of this, just like nothing happened a couple of years ago when this chick popped up the first time and Der Shitgel started reporting on this. Ten years ago she decided to settle whatever this is out of court and got paid a hefty sum for it, now the money has probably run out so she's shopping around the fake story to the highest bidder and the SJWs are eating it right up. No wonder now that the #metoo movement has died out and they need something else to be outraged about. The woman and her lawyers signed a contract ten years ago, now they have decided its null and void (translation: more money please) and are using that as an excuse to violate its terms. Is nothing sacred anymore? Apparently not.
She should be ashamed. And sad that this is how German media has tried to steer the focus away from their WC failure and German players cuddling with foreign dictators, their uncompetitive league that is losing all its viewers, also the rise of the far-right movement in the country. Meanwhile 0 world wars, 0 real world cups and 0 real ballon d'ors, and they're gossiping like women instead of dealing with their very real problems. The next Hitler is right around the corner in that cesspool of a country, and we'll need all the brave men like Ronaldo to bear arms and fight this evil again. I know what side I'll be on.

Congrats on making the worst post ever in our cesspool of hate masquerading as a football forum

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



blue footed boobie posted:

Is there some comprehensive summary of all the stuff der Spiegel umus releasing? Their website is in German and also awful.

They have an English version: http://www.spiegel.de/international/

Are the top 5 stories not what you're looking for?

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Dude you just got roasted by oliwan, time to hang up your posting boots

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



quote:

A consultant hired by the team, environmental firm EE&G, recently completed soil testing that found contamination levels at twice the allowable limit for arsenic. Barium and lead levels also exceeded legal limits. The crud, including debris at shallow depths, kept showing up over the course of more than 140 soil samples taken in recent months.

Didn't know you could print cr*d in a family paper

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Bacon Terrorist posted:

The lad accused of stealing the nice watch cant be any great shakes as I have it on excellent authority a former PL striker turned occasional pundit also had sticky fingers.

Is it Dion Dublin? I have it on good authority that he's a bad egg. RIP euroboy

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



CyberPingu posted:

City's FFP appeal was reject by the court of arbitration and they now face a CL ban for next season.

If they finish in the top 4 (which they will) their place would go to 5th.

:bisonyes:

Actually they just have to defend themselves now, the case can go ahead is all so it doesn't mean that much

greazeball fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Nov 15, 2019

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Bundy posted:

I'm happy to do this for TRP, don't loving share the links around, if I start spotting odd traffic I'll just take them down and not bother.

Cheers, Ninpo. The latest forums drama has cut off public access so it should hopefully be safe

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



he's not gonna play football for a long time after that i reckon

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Well this sure loving sucks:

https://twitter.com/popcornpontso/status/1275163645765451776

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



excellent photo choice

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



This is next level poo poo:

https://twitter.com/marksparko/status/1279000646335836163

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Butterfly Valley posted:

Stolen from the schadenfreude thread, tangentially related to football

way to plagiarize my post jerk <:mad:>

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



look I see you trying to get in on my thing of being the guy who collects pics of swollen cocks

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



mandatory 14 day quarantine

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



TheRat posted:

What the hell is up with american footballers?

The tweets were from 2012 and he was 17. I was also an edgy loudmouthed twatty teenager so based on his apology I think he might not be a shitstain like pulisic, who is liking edgy twatty instagram posts in the present day.


But you could have also just asked what the hell is up with americans

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



I hear he's humble and articulate too

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



depends on how you look at it

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



huge yikes if google's results for age of manchester united/city players is accurate.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



I suppose there are plenty of players from all over with houses round there though, right?

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



It would seem there's no twist in this tale then

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Seems like people have known for years

https://twitter.com/8Mick/status/984717054082277376?s=19

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



ilmucche posted:

Was it a Chelsea player that Suarez bit and the bitee just looked at him befuddled and laughed? I seem to recall someone wasn't immensely offended when they got bit

looks like it was the fella from The First Biting Incident

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy31pdfntUw

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



pik_d posted:

The original case. Looks like he's never gonna want to leave Brazil again

He won't have to! The Iralians are transferring his sentence to the Brazilian justice dept so he can do his time there. Eventually. Maybe.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Dudley posted:

Even if not can you imagine the league insisting on them being effectively relegated many times because they didn't want a rapist as a colleague?

I can imagine that quite easily actually

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



this is just what happens when you get neck tattoos

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



EC10 posted:

i know everyone is dying to slap labels on people they dont know

yeah who was that prick saying some woman looks like she makes titty loving videos on pornhub

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003




I think this was after Demba Ba dumped them out in the quarter finals in 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxLI3fLd3fU

Or maybe it was one of those other times his bitch rear end fail team utterly crumbled away from home haha

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



First you get the money...

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Barton became an intellectual the day he started wearing glasses in public. Probably a tip from that PR firm.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I've never understood how he had a career. He put a cigar out in the eye of a youth team player, ran someone over, and beat up a teenage fan within a year while he was at Citeh, for fucks sake, and ended up in prison while at Newcastle for beating the poo poo out of someone *while on bail for assaulting a team mate at training*. Can you think of any other job on earth (apart from possibly TV presenting) where you'd not find yourself down the job centre the very next day after any single one of the incidents that he's been involved in?

Sales, law, finance, politics...

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003




Another angle

https://twitter.com/ManOnThePost/status/1531004704053944320

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



The house always wins lmao

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greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Is it illegal to identify clubs now too?

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