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Back in the day, when I was a wee tyke, we still had the classic, giant, nappy headed GI Joes. So, as wear and tear kicked in, I had a brilliant idea. Keep the broken ones so we could have injuries. "I'll stop the bad guys... Just walk over here and GAAAAAAH! Land mine!" (quickly swaps in a legless Joe...) "Oh God, it hurts!"
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2012 04:08 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 05:16 |
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VoodooSchmoodoo posted:Hamilton is infamous for reusing the same bad phrases over and over again. One of the porn ones was something like 'and then she rolled her eyes up at him' and I just had this vision of Ms Blake removing her eyeballs and rolling them like in a craps game during a tender moment. I was an early fan of hers, then I got tired of playing "Who is Anita going to gently caress next, and how many of them?" Back on topic, the repeating phrase that finally pissed me off was "Anita... So tight... So wet..." or something like that. I mean I can see the whole "So wet" thing but after all the enormous penii in her, there's no way she can be tight. Anywhere. She is rather nice, as I have met her (and have a couple early Anita books autographed), but her husband is a skinny, short little redheaded guy with black painted fingernails and a pony tail, so I suspect she is getting paid for publishing a whole lot of wish fufillment.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2013 21:45 |
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An Old Boot posted:So, there is a story I think I can share, on the basis that the dude in question is actually on the list of sex offenders in my home state now, which means he has a record. please. This sounds most tragically amusing. Or amusingly tragic. Which ever it is, we want to know.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2013 12:39 |
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RazorBunny posted:During the height of the vampire craze I was working on a short story about a business executive who happens to be a vampire. He comes in to work very early and leaves very late, and never goes out to lunch, and everyone assumes he's just a crazy hard worker. Also: night gardening. There was a movie a few years back that I can't remember the name of to save my life (something Inc. maybe) that started out with a common business scene, and, as it progressed, you noticed the water cooler was full of blood and the people at lunch were, well, lunching on people.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2014 21:59 |
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Completely lost it here. I love your stories and sketches.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2014 23:53 |
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Buried alive posted:Sounds a lot like something that could be from Daybreakers, but I don't think that's actually it. I am awesome and had a brainwave tonight. Netherbeast Incorporated. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0787495/) IMDB refers to them as vampires, but they're not exactly so. (Trailer on YT) Not on Netflix though.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 04:56 |
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Intoner posted:Well you're free to choose if you want to believe, you're not the first that don't believe it. I liked it. Please is to post more of Lee?
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2014 22:03 |
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I'll confess, I got a smile on my face when I saw the new posts indicator.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2014 04:04 |
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Mind Loving Owl posted:Oh, oh God. It's staring into my soul! Because of it, I now have no soul.
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2014 19:14 |
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Question Mark Mound posted:Pretty sure it was an anime thing. Nope. It was a local TVTropes con.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2015 06:03 |
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Beekeeping and You posted:I went to an anime convention and met some dude because I was bored and he wanted a pokemon battle. He seemed cool, and had really cool friends, so I met up with him the next day. Such a TEASE. I mean, tell us about a loser's fetish Tumbler and no link?
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 22:17 |
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Rexides posted:Be careful not to trip on any whips or fursuits. Who doesn't?
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2015 09:34 |
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I have never and prolly will never understand the whole "move in with parents with a partner/SO" thing. It makes ZERO freaking sense in SO many ways.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 21:04 |
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Brightman posted:I'd say there's decent odds he lives with his parents, so given the mindset of a 37 year old living in their parent's basement it might make sense. Never done it, even when it would have made my life a lot easier. Although the week thing makes sense, but that is NOT the vibe I got... Dick Burglar posted:"Being hella-broke" makes perfect sense to me! Nope. Been broke too many times, and too many people say I don't make sense, so, extending the logic... Poison Mushroom posted:I know you mean "broke" as in "no money", but I at first read it as "broken as a human being" and it makes at least as much sense. Yeah, but, but, but sexyfuntimes!
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 02:42 |
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I am The Fury posted:As if that type of person cares whether their parents, or anyone else for that matter, hear them loving (they almost definitely don't ) Well, FWIW, I do so care.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 19:47 |
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Whiz Palace posted:I realized that if Meyers were successful, he'd be Vincent Adultman.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2015 16:55 |
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The Saddest Rhino posted:i did a minor follow up at the AUG thread but i probably should post them here Or, if are you wanting to go mobile/hate Scribd (like I do)... https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/22088467/76780402-Something-Awful-Henriette-Saga.pdf
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 22:06 |
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Hate Fibration posted:Maybe the cause and effect is the other way around? Welp, that explains me in a nutshell. Cheers!
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 18:01 |
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Poison Mushroom posted:Better coping mechanism than shooting people. I don't know about that. A whole lot of the stories here seem to prove those types can be emotionally devastating to those around them. Maybe it would be better if they DID shoot someone, so they could be taken off the streets and put somewhere where they could get some help.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2016 09:48 |
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How about NOT partial quoting me, eh?
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2016 11:25 |
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What would I do without my dose of goon humor at it's finest?
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2016 11:56 |
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pookel posted:Yeah, but no one should be letting their 9-year-olds read Game of Thrones either. I don't care how precocious the kid is, they don't need to be reading graphic, horrifying gang rape and torture scenes. cptn_dr posted:Back when I first read Game of Thrones, in the mid-2000s, it was in my local library's teen fiction section. Might as well get my sperg on. You DO NOT READ Game of Thrones. You WATCH Game of Thrones. You READ A Song of Ice and Fire. Which is the book series the TV series Game of Thrones is based on. Also, it is a pile of poo poo because GRRM is so busy self-promoting and sucking the last bit of cash out of new fans since he ignored his old fans (Wild Cards anyone?) and pissed them off, I am pretty drat sure he will die before he gets the books done.
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 15:03 |
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Stultus Maximus posted:A Game of Thrones is a book, though. Yeah, the first book in A Song of Ice and Fire, and I doubt they were just reading the one book. Sorry to be all , but as an inveterate reader, I get tired of people forgetting books exist. Had an incident with a coworker the other day. It is pretty cold right now where I live, and, so, as a generic farewell, I tend to say stuff like "Have a better one. Drive safe and stay warm!" However, with this new coworker I decided to snark a bit and said "I bet one of those bloodthirsty Game of Thrones fans would say something about winter coming." She stopped, turned around, and said "I AM one of those bloodthirsty Game of Thrones fans." We talked for a couple of minutes, and, during the conversation, I mentioned my frustration at the books not getting done, and she mentioned she didn't know it was based on books and at some point she wanted to pick my brain about the books versus the series. EDIT: Not sure why the formatting did that, but it is fixed now. Samizdata fucked around with this message at 15:19 on Dec 8, 2016 |
# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 15:15 |
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Dogwood Fleet posted:Chill out. What are you, astrally married to one of the unicorns in the series or something? No. Nor are any of my alters.
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 20:14 |
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That drat Satyr posted:I wish I had a super positive asskicking update to my story, but unfortunately I got what I got. Just praying it is not showing up at your house with a katana/gun...
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 06:41 |
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That drat Satyr posted:As long as I see her coming, I'm a fair shot with a bow. Not sure about that one. From the pics I saw, she looked a little...large? (Also, ex-SCA here too. Unfortunately, my main skills were sword, drinking, and dance. Plus combinations thereof.)
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 05:47 |
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lemon-lyme disease posted:I'm assuming this was at least partially a joke (by all means correct me - in detail - if I'm wrong) but I got a real kick out of pondering how one might pursue (period appropriate?) drinking as an actual, measurable skill. Spending most of a camping weekend without your tankard going dry? (Yeah, a bit of a joke. I always claimed SCA was just an excuse for me to get drunk, carry a sword and wear really comfortable pants. Also, SCA drinking options can be amazing, from lemon mead, to lovely dark beers, to colorless, flavorless concoctions that will get you where you want to go quadruple-time fast). Samizdata fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Jan 4, 2017 |
# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 20:08 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 05:16 |
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lemon-lyme disease posted:See, it's the measurable part that gets me. It's a whole day later and it's STILL funnier than it should be: But he is definitely master level at public urination?
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 05:06 |