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H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

gently caress it, I'll check back in an hour or so.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2011 06:04

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 20:52

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

Finally saw it.

Holy poo poo. Anything else I could say would be a stream of massive spoilers.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2011 07:28

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

After careful thought, I'm calling it. Lord English isn't going to die to any of the kids, trolls, or even the post-scratch guardians.

He will meet his fate at the hands (err, claws) of the SORD..... wielding crocodile still living on the currently shrunken Land of Heat and Clockwork. Defeatable only by glitches indeed.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2011 08:18

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

_Endgame_ posted:

So hey DAD is actually DAD and is up to his usual shenanigans rejoice!

I wonder if by some vague way he ends up becoming the gent of piss in this scratched universe and is how nannasprite was talking to him from another universe technically?

So what you're saying is fedorafreak and pipefan413 were both different instances of Dad?

Because that would be amazingly perfect.

# ¿ Nov 13, 2011 07:50

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

Tollymain posted:

Oh cool things are happening now.

In a few updates that "Oh cool" is going to be an "Oh god" isn't it.

I think it's already an "Oh god", we just don't know exactly why yet.

# ¿ Nov 14, 2011 08:07

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

Factory Factory posted:

At some point, we're gonna see a spork, aren't we?

There's basically no way that switch isn't going to end up stuck half-pressed at some point.

# ¿ Nov 14, 2011 10:56

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

You suddenly understand jack poo poo.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2011 11:57

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

cloudy music posted:

Just what is a rainbow drinker's purpose, anyways?

To liberally apply lipstick to the midsections of murderous hipster douchebags, apparently.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2011 13:38

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

minimalist posted:

On the topic of horses and insanity, has Hussie been made aware of this:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005LINXH8/ref=cm_sw_su_dp

I cannot imagine he has not.

I really can't imagine there's much in the combined field of insanity and horses of which Hussie is unaware.

# ¿ Nov 16, 2011 06:00

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

King of Solomon posted:

We'll never get to see John ask himself why they're so loving funny. I just realized this.

He'll get to ask Johnsprite(Poppopsprite?), thus perfecting the reference. :unsmith:

Edit: drat you people are all over this

# ¿ Nov 17, 2011 08:57

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

And that's why you don't take your poppop's book.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2011 06:17

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

Bobulus posted:

Oh hey. It wasn't until you relinked this picture that I made the connection that the slab he's resting on is probably the in-moon slabs Aradia, Dave, and Rose went god-tier on.

Which would incidentally make him the first Prospit player to reach the God Tiers in this manner.

H.R. Hufflepuff fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Nov 26, 2011

# ¿ Nov 26, 2011 05:43

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

Prison Warden posted:

What pumpkins?

Quite possibly every one since Jailbreak.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2011 06:23

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

Renaissance Robot posted:

What the hell is 4chords?

It comes from Tumblr and is high-school based. That's all you need to know.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2011 12:14

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

King of Solomon posted:

We really will never know whether or not Bro's plush rump thing is actually ironic. I wouldn't have it any other way.

True, but now we're fairly sure that ironic, sincere, or ironically sincere it didn't stop being a thing in the post-scratch world.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2011 11:30

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

Evil Mastermind posted:

Holy poo poo, I never would have picked up on that. I love "Ariadne's Threadspinner" too.

The best thing about that level is that it would have suited both Heroes of Light equally well for very different reasons.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2011 05:31

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

We're an hour from 2012 Hussie Time, right?

# ¿ Jan 1, 2012 06:03

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

Mr. D Bewildering posted:

Drunk post, Lalonde roleplay, or SBaHJ memorial. You decide.

e: wait, he always posts like this?

It looks to me like he types exactly the way he makes and narrates his videos.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2012 13:33

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

snucks posted:

maybe Jane just has narcolepsy? ps, what happened to Jade's narcolepsy? was that just a thing that got discarded?

That was a thing which was stabbed in the back with a cane-sword.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2012 01:25

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

"He tends to get carried away with his projects"

Yeah, Bro is pretty much Hussie straight up.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2012 06:48

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

Factory Factory posted:

This is apparently a thing fans do.

Ex: Retsupurae-ish video titled "Yowie wowie!" featuring two girls as Naruto and Sasuke playing out their lovely fanfic.

Yeah, saying "This fandom is horrible and lovely" is one word too many.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2012 08:49

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

Oh would you look at this. It's the bucket/quadrant double pun reacharound I had expected to eventually be made from the second we knew about both.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2012 12:00

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

Hamiltonian Bicycle posted:

Hussie's last projection was "almost as long as Act 5", so probably pretty long!

And since Hussie has never once had something come out at the exact length or shorter than he predicted it, get ready for three years.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2012 02:30

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

Dolash posted:

Although if he never has such a moment it's going to be really weird for the derpy friendleader to go from beginning to end of the story having not changed or developed at all, basically being a heroic blunt instrument.

You mean like... a hammer?

# ¿ Mar 23, 2012 02:36

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

Guys, I think we might be done with Hussie's adventures for now. After all, it's April Fools tomorrow, and there's a proud tradition to uphold.

Clearly it's time to find out the details behind Beta-John's death.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2012 01:25

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

Quest Jefferson posted:

I was listening to the new album, and I noticed something:
Indigo Archer is identical to Switch from the Frozen Synapse OST.

Wow, that's pretty loving shameless.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2012 05:36

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

Looks like there was a problem with Purple Tyrant too.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2012 05:40

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

And cue that one contrarian rear end in a top hat who has to hate on anything vaguely reasonable and defend the indefensible

http://fwugradiation.tumblr.com/post/20396275498/those-two-plagiarized-songs

# ¿ Apr 3, 2012 07:23

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

And Gamzee has gone back to his old hobby of being blurry in the background.

Oh yeah, also the horrible abominationsprite.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2012 10:10

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

Under the vegetable posted:

One of my friends just sent me this over AIM. He doesn't read Homestuck. Apparently this is a thing that exists in fashion now? How recent is this? What the gently caress is going on? Andrew Hussie is entirely to blame for this.

gently caress it, Shut down the internet, nuke the world. It was good while it lasted.

# ¿ Apr 28, 2012 05:39

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

Bobulus posted:

Hell, you could basically make them a Summoner class and it would tie in perfectly with Tavros's beast control mind powers and love of that Alternian version of Pokemon. Picture if he'd gone God Tier and was able to Imagine up gigantic beasts to control.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't The Summoner the only name we have for Tavros's winged ancestor? I think we might have hit the nail on the head here.

# ¿ May 6, 2012 11:54

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

Bobulus posted:

So I think Homestuck finally broke Treestuck. Even when Eridan went on his killing spree, she only wanted them to lock him up until he calmed down. She didn't want him to die. Until that Seek the Highblood scene...

The entertaining part is that she keeps setting herself up for this stuff:

It's like watching a dog get kicked over and over again and bringing its master a bigger boot every time.

# ¿ May 13, 2012 11:58

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

There will never be a better song title than "Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse." Try to top that. You just can't.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2012 19:01

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

JollityFarm posted:

You guys, her room is covered in ham and steak. Hamsteaks. Homestucks.

We are Calliope. She is us. She's also a big cute and I'm sincerely hoping that Hussie doesn't make her evil. It's Hussie's comic and he'll do whatever he drat well pleases but come on man, just give me this one.

ETA:
She is also stuck at home.

I guess Hussie managed to find an appropriate time for ham after all these years.

EDIT:

Bud. posted:

H.R. Hufflepuff fucked around with this message at 07:36 on Jun 19, 2012

# ¿ Jun 19, 2012 07:32

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

Rose Spirit posted:

Does it mean I'm the slowest person ever that I just noticed Gamzee's hat and potions under the table?

Obviously not, because you just made me notice the hat, potions, and absolutely nothing else there.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2012 01:54

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

Ze Pollack posted:

If it turns out first contact is manhorse pornography I'm quitting.

Homestuck or life?

# ¿ Jun 26, 2012 21:19

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

Plom Bar posted:

The next update can only be one of these things:

-uu's official introduction
-Checking in on Jack's progress re: escaping the Prospitian prison
-Calliope derping around some more
-Checking in on John and Jade

And the one thing it definitely will NOT be is the return to Land Of Rambling And Exposition via Jake, dreamRoxy, or injakesheadDirk because Hussie not-so-secretly hates us all.

edit: Also, what's with all the PI avatars? What did I miss?

You forgot the obvious. The next page posted will be that exact shot of the lanterns with green curtains closing around it.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2012 18:26

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

Dolash posted:

All things alleged are facts in the making in Homestuck. No book's cat-slaying ability will go untested.

Nor any cool kid's ability to perform an acrobatic loving pirouette off a handle.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2012 08:09

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

VJeff posted:

Caliborn. Huh.

Yep, Cal-I-born. He just throws it out so casually too.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2012 10:34

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 20:52

H.R. Hufflepuff: Aug 5, 2005; The worst of all worlds

President Ark posted:

I imagine those plushes will become available on the store at some point.

... I hope.

#highly desirable merchandise

# ¿ Sep 5, 2012 03:32

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