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Shanty posted:

"He whips it out and his victims give him head!"
Less 'Shogun Assassin' and more 'Hanzo The Razor', then :)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanzo_the_Razor

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If you haven't visited http://www.wrongsideoftheart.com/ before, you should...


Awesome, or Awesome?


Yul Brynner stone cold shoots a motherfucker in the face, on the poster :o:

[Click both for huuuge]

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kiimo posted:



Get out of here P.O.S.T.E.R :)

Looks good, I like the idea of the trefoil being a skull but I'm pretty sure it's been done already.

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Vagabundo posted:

She ought to know, she had eight of them in there at one time.
After eight in one go previously, evil won't be born so much as bungee jump out.

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shit wizard dad

Just to point out the the best title for a movie on a poster ever;


The Love Wanga

I love browsing this stuff on Flickr.

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jet sanchEz posted:

Is there a way to buy large sized posters of those (or other) book covers? There is a used bookstore near me that has movie size posters of some famous book covers but the staff has no idea where they came from.
There's an excellent Flick group called "Pulp Fiction" that has a lot of really hi-res scans of stuff like this that will easily blow up to 20x30 at a print shop.

You can also just search the magazine titles on Flickr to get masses of print-quality stuff returned.


Day of the Comet by paul.malon, on Flickr

I went on a bit of a favouriting kick for old pulp stuff last week, dip in:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/nonemorenegative/favorites/

NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 16:46 on May 17, 2012

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victorious posted:

I wonder if there was a limited selection of covers, or if by some coincidence the exact same scene happens in two different books.
Funnily enough, the same cover was also used for Jeff Lint's "One Less Bastard"...

http://Wikipedia.org/jeff_lint

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Mister Chief posted:

Case in point, the Melbourne Storms new kit:


I think all sexhavers have had the shame of a 'tshirt tuck' stain at least once... :o:

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That's precisely midway between Thor and the new Spiderman :o:

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uPen posted:

Almost all of these look a little lot off.


She face-pinched worse than Fiestacat :o:

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Farbtoner posted:

The mythology in the Phillipines is totally bonkers and overlooked.
Big fan of the 'Alan' here :o:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_(legendary_creature)

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shit wizard dad

Comicbook movie crossover:



I've read the books, Hollywood would have a field day :o:

NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 00:54 on Jul 30, 2012

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shit wizard dad

Friend and I were discussing Bond posters and trailers in the bar earlier, he mentioned 'You Only Live Twice', the "antigravity" one... I'd completely forgotten that one existed:


click>big

Bond gives zero fucks as to the laws that bind other men to the earth.

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http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/goats/

DD is playing 'The Goat Man' in this movie :o:

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Glamorama26 posted:

Let's ignore Joseph Gordon Levitt's rear end assaulting us and look at Orca posters.


The dead baby whale on the deck of the Whaling ship poo poo up every young person to watch this movie, fact.

Also, "That eejits in the waaarter!"

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Mister Chief posted:

John Holmes died of AIDS in 1988 and is on that poster.

Bah; chromakey green zentai suit with 'extra pouch' for the stunt cock, a hacked copy of Poser to comp in afterwards, texture map on Holmes' face, job done :cool:

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Gringo Heisenberg posted:

This is interesting:


Also, anyone know anything about reproduction posters printed on gloss paper? I'm kind of weary because who knows what the picture quality is like, but am I just being overly cautious?

I have a huge image file version of this I uprezzed and cleaned up to get printed for a friend, looked indistinguishable from a 'real' poster - will stick a public Dropbox folder up after work :)

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NoneMoreNegative posted:

I have a huge image file version of this I uprezzed and cleaned up to get printed for a friend, looked indistinguishable from a 'real' poster - will stick a public Dropbox folder up after work :)

Right-click Download, approx 50mb file :)

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3812093/army_of_darkness-japan.jpg

Looks a bit 'watercolour' if you pixel-peep the 100% size image, but printed as a one-sheet or A3 it does fine :)

Stick it on a thumbdrive, take it off to your local Kinkos, post a photo when you have your new poster on your wall :cool:

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Clich for largeness, nice detailed poster

Cool poster for Romero getting away from walking dead people :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeWMtvoSBx0

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Jedit posted:

The first ten minutes were spot on. Then Stallone took off his helmet and spoke.

Do not allow memories of Judge Dredd to stop you going to see Dredd 3D.

Yup, the opening pan across the city and the street-level stuff was pretty much perfectly lifted from the comics; I'm looking forward to the new Dredd but I don't think it'll top that particular bit of world design.


Aannd then 'I knew you'd say that!' :bang:

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MrBling posted:

Rock and Wahlberg both Hulked out quite a bit for this movie.


The Rock was always a big bloke but jeet christ he bulked up for Fast Five... I felt kinda sorry for Vin Diesel :o:

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Not strictly a poster, but drat



http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/miamiconnection/

Looks like a large percentage of my teenage VHS rentals have risen from the grave and jumped in a Brundle Telepod together :)

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Farbtoner posted:

PYF sweaty movies
phonepostin', so no pic of The Rock hosing sweat out of every pore in Fast Five... Some severe all-body hyperhydrosis going on :o:

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uPen posted:

Also the trailer is pretty good.


"I got a panhandle!!"

Also; never work with children, animals, or reflective non-cgi things :o:

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click > big

Original art for the giant killer hog movie, Razorback :o: Do love those old painted artworks.

The whole thing is up on YT:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THUCokrnvOA

We should have a thread with full youtubed films, and why you should spend time watching them (or not) :)

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The MSJ posted:

They stopped trying to make Keira Knightley bustier, at least.



/raises hand I'm interested

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Zeah posted:

I was looking at international posters for some of the animated movies that came out this year (some of the Mondo ones for Paranorman are excellent), and I came across the Japanese Wreck-It Ralph poster.



All the classic characters shoehorned into the top-left corner are 'Are you loving making GBS threads me?'

Ghost Clyde is just :stare:

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CaptainHollywood posted:

They also seems to edit the poster as if it were a porno

All but one of the actors previous films could possibly be taken as porn :o:

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I gave him him the ol' hairy eyeball.

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Dick Trauma posted:

So... Don Logan with superpowers!

I'd love to see Tony Stark open-mouth overwhelmed by a constant stream of profanity; smug quip your way past that, metal man.

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BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:


Best poster for Spring Breakers yet.

Man, is that a Schwa alien sticker on the big block o' drugs at the bottom right? That's going back a few years to the early days of the internet :)

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Found a folder of '6000 Exploitation Movie Posters' I grabbed off an old torrent tracker ages back, will drop favourites ITT as I dig them out :)


It's all in the outfit here.


Lost for words.


Wouldn't get away with this ona poster these days :eyepop:


This is just immense and amazing, luckily it's in the folder as a huge 5000px version so I'm going to get a print ran off :)

(click for large)

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System Metternich posted:

Could you please upload the large version as well? I think I just got an idea for a birthday present :v:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/51donth8p034s0b/MotW.JPG (42mb)

Should be big enough for most needs :)

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Pick of the C's


Yup, this wouldn't sell on a poster these days :o: Great film, though.


More nice painted artwork (Fuckin' sharks!)


City of lost combs, more like.

Click to big, as per usual

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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Once we start watching all this poo poo it might have to move over to the Horror thread.

Someone needs to rustle up an 'Only free if your time is worthless' full-length youtube movies thread :)

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Aatrek posted:

Saw this on Twitter; don't know who made it.



See what happens when you fly home after an evening on martinis, Tony!?

Also, the angle of the enterprise on the original poster just makes me think of


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AlleyViper posted:

I guess this is supposed to be a send up to Kiss Kiss Bang Bang?

Have a browse through:

http://www.flickr.com/groups/pulpfiction/pool/ (minor NWS)

I'm a big fan of old pulp stuff and that cover wrap isn't too awful, excepting maybe the us army stencil font on the spine... Foonnnntts woo!!

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Ez posted:

The most offensive thing about this movie is that they called it The Lone Ranger but clearly the Lone Ranger himself is taking a back seat to Depp. Just cut the poo poo and call it Tonto.

"Come, lets away my native chum! Hi-yo, Silvver!!"

"Stupid loving white man"

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Slasherfan posted:

They're baaaaack!



Awesome, all the laughs from The Hunger Games!

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Gaz2k21 posted:

I have a version of that second poster on my wall it's a shame the movie doesn't live up to it.......it's basically a jaws ripoff with an overweight shark....

Hey man, teens on surfboards, it's hard to stop at just one or two, you know?

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