Tao Jones posted:(consider that Famous Lawyer Cicero pretty much only ever prosecuted one guy) He prosecuted the hell out of that guy though.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2015 17:44 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 01:36 |
Grand Fromage posted:For educated slaves, people might've chosen it for their children. If you were a peasant and had a bright (male) kid, that kid's life as an educated slave like a doctor would probably be better than as a free peasant. In Ancient Egypt people would not just voluntarily become temple slaves, they would actually pay for it because it was that much better than being a poor peasant.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2015 15:54 |
Disinterested posted:Although the history of stuff like public bathing is a really mixed one in medieval history. I remember someone posting about it before. The baths in Rome weren't that hygienic. Even contemporary sources says that they were full of grease and dirt.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2015 18:11 |
Kaal posted:Basically I'd say that it's a known fact that the baths were extremely popular and fairly hygienic Even the Romans themselves noted that during use the baths became increasingly more filthy.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2015 22:51 |
WoodrowSkillson posted:yall realize the water was not just standing there and was instead being replaced often/constantly due to those big rear end aqueducts right?
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2015 15:13 |
WoodrowSkillson posted:i really don't see well to do romans soaking themselves in gross rear end water
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2015 16:57 |
cheerfullydrab posted:People literally think that a Rome with vast armies of stocky, Italian-looking, legionaries in lorica segmentata overseen by senators in togas ended one day and was immediately replaced by filthy, bearded, and mustachioed barbarians squatting in smoky ruins gnawing on roasted boar's legs. That is a thing people in this world believe, I poo poo you not. Britain was pretty hosed after the Romans left though. People left the major cities and even simple things like pottery went to poo poo. People actually reused funeral urns.
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2015 10:56 |
Sulla-Marius 88 posted:Imagine smoking three marijuana cigarettes and then having premarital interracial intercourse in a stolen police cruiser while listening to that song about Satan by iron metallica. Now double it. That's opium - not even once. Having sex with someone that has another skin color, the ultimate high.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2015 13:55 |
Nobody make the obvious joke
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2015 17:12 |
WoodrowSkillson posted:I think he means the joke i made in response to him I'm not even sure that qualify as a joke.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2015 12:32 |
JaucheCharly posted:I know and I'm quite sure, nobody gave a poo poo about that. No fashion magazines to make you feel inferior about your figure. The vikings actually made other people feel inferior about themselves. They bathed once a week and combed their beard and hair. People actually wrote about how those drat well groomed vikings got more laid than they did.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2015 14:59 |
NLJP posted:On the whole milk debate, much more interesting is who ever thought up Cow Blowing first: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_blowing So basically there was one adventurous dude in antiquity who one day asked himself "I wonder what would happen if I blow in this cow's rear end in a top hat."
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2015 11:01 |
my dad posted:
Well, I certainly didn't drink too much wine and started to blow Bessy's vagina like she was a loving balloon animal!
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2015 14:35 |
LingcodKilla posted:Oh. I just had a hunch that some dude blew air up his farm wives vag Baby, I don't think this is what they mean with the word blowjob Alhazred fucked around with this message at 21:11 on Jul 13, 2015 |
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2015 21:02 |
Robo Reagan posted:I'm sure the answer is yes, but googling "greatest rulers" likes to list Hitler who wasn't really the type of great I'm looking for. Frederick II was pretty cool. He managed to conduct a crusade where not a single drop of blood was shed for example. Of course this meant that rest of Europe loving hated him (especially the pope) and Dante put him in the sixth circle of hell.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2015 12:53 |
Hogge Wild posted:
Except for the fact that he bankrupted England and executed anyone (including his wife) he didn't like.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2015 09:31 |
LingcodKilla posted:Before the invention of a reliable time piece I think the only true open ocean sailors not relying on luck but true navigational skills were the Polynesian. They also relied on their testicles.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2015 18:03 |
LingcodKilla posted:My problem is that my calls contract nice and tight when cold so I wouldn't get wave action.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2015 16:34 |
Smoking Crow posted:I asked my classics professor and he didn't know the answer so here goes:
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 19:20 |
Hogge Wild posted:Some years ago I learned a new racial slur on these forums. Norwegians are called 'Sea Jews'. Someone was loving with you
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 11:32 |
Terrible Opinions posted:Nope this is the very thing that broke the true line of Roman succession. Pants are barbaric and nothing can change that. En Romanos, rerum dominos, gentemque togatam!
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2015 17:06 |
Otteration posted:Did Roman toilets and garum improve sanitation?
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2016 13:05 |
Grand Fromage posted:Norwegian and Swedish are going to be very similar. You take that back
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2016 16:45 |
Tunicate posted:Good news, everyone. I'm starting to wonder if there was anything in antiquity that wasn't lead-based.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 13:42 |
Patter Song posted:One of these days The Lives of Famous Whores will turn up. It'll just say "Your mother." Isn't Lives of Twelve Caesars pretty much The Lives of Famous Whores?
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2016 12:53 |
Grand Fromage posted:Whore number one, my ex wife: By Tiberius.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2016 18:06 |
Blue Star posted:What kind of law enforcement was there back in ancient Greece and Rome? I'm under the impression that there wasn't much of anything like a police force, just militias and something like a neighborhood watch. Is this correct? And if I'm a rich person and I witness someone break into my house and steal something but they manage to slip away, what do I do then? How do I track down the thief, and what do I do when I catch him? There were vigiles.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2016 12:05 |
Thump! posted:Nero did Rome/11! Did you notice how there wasn't any christians around that day?
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2016 16:44 |
Telsa Cola posted:See also Diego De Landa and the Maya. In a surprise twist De Landa is also one of the reasons why we know so much about the Maya: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relaci%C3%B3n_de_las_cosas_de_Yucat%C3%A1n
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2016 12:07 |
FAUXTON posted:everyone has a vote. And "everyone" in Athens meant free men who owned land.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2016 19:31 |
Lord Tywin posted:What about Spartacus ? Or Arminius.
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# ¿ May 18, 2016 17:54 |
e:nm
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2016 19:42 |
Catherine the Great posted:"There's no law that says a horse can't be a lover!" Yeah, I know this just a rumour
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 18:17 |
Strategic Tea posted:Court - the ancient equivalent to a sitcom That's So Crassus
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2016 11:29 |
The Fresh Emperor of Rome
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2016 15:35 |
Chichevache posted:Salvi! The only latin I know is from Asterix and Obelix.
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2016 21:25 |
Obliterati posted:How I Met Your Master How I Killed Your Mother (starring Nero)
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 11:40 |
Rome Wrecker
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 21:53 |
Satire in ancient Egypt:
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2016 10:32 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 01:36 |
FreudianSlippers posted:Alaric the first was clearly the best Roman emperor. Charlemagne the second best and Ivan Asen the second the third best. Pft. Charlemagne couldn't even take Denmark.
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 21:25 |