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mks5000 posted:
If 2001 A-Rod had fallen to me I wouldn't have taken Mantle.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2012 05:14 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 15:01 |
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1910 Shoeless Joe Jackson (.387/.446/.587, 221 OPS+ that year, career .356/.423/.517, 169 OPS+) is up for sale! As is 2011 Chase Utley! BrooklynBruiser fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Dec 6, 2012 |
# ¿ Dec 6, 2012 03:31 |
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Woodchucks draft Thurman Munson.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2012 03:42 |
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What the balls is with this supplemental round? I'd support another round for EC teams (plus the Coburns and Biosparks, I suppose), but teams like the Bangers, the Unicorns, the Cultists, and the Eazy W's don't need picks!
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2012 23:05 |
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tatankatonk posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cmqwbZa6_w This is probably the only time in your life you'll be equated with Brad Pitt. Savor it. BrooklynBruiser fucked around with this message at 06:44 on Dec 7, 2012 |
# ¿ Dec 7, 2012 06:41 |
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The Wausau Woodchucks take 1989 Mark McGwire. Expected to take '05 Bagwell with this pick, thanks for not needing a RH 1B, everyone! BrooklynBruiser fucked around with this message at 17:32 on Dec 7, 2012 |
# ¿ Dec 7, 2012 17:27 |
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mks5000 posted:TRADE ALERT Woodchucks accept.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2012 20:30 |
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mks5000 posted:If the commissioner says this is a horribly terrible trade, then I have to be inclined to believe him. Sorry Bruiser, trade cancelled because of Baseball (Mogul) reasons. I'll bump it up to Spud Davis instead of Ruiz.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2012 20:54 |
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mks5000 posted:Sorry, Smasher scared me off Shoeless Joe for good. He did so... dishonestly. Shoeless Joe is one of the all-time greats.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2012 21:42 |
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BearDrivingTruck posted:Depends. Do players who have been dead for years get bonuses to their stats? Even the dark arts that fuel the Super-League have not perfected zombiism.
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2012 00:53 |
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C: 1970 Thurman Munson 1B: 2011 Ryan Howard v. Righties, 1989 Mark McGwire v. Lefties 2B: 1910 Nap Lajoie 3B: 2011 Chase Utley SS: 1929 Bernie Friberg LF: 1929 Lefty O'Doul CF: 1953 Mickey Mantle RF: 1929 Chuck Klein DH: 1910 Joe Jackson Bench: 1929 Spud Davis, 1929 Pinky Whitney, 2011 Jimmy Rollins, 2011 Placido Polanco, [section of 1B platoon that isn't playing] Lineup: 1. Mickey Mantle 2. Joe Jackson 3. Nap Lajoie 4. [1B platoon] 5. Lefty O'Doul 6. Chuck Klein 7. Thurman Munson 8. Chase Utley 9. Bernie Friberg SP1: 1917 Walter Johnson SP2: 1910 Addie Joss SP3: 2011 Roy Halladay SP4: 2011 Cole Hamels SP5: 2011 Cliff Lee CL: 2011 Brad Lidge SU: 2011 Ryan Madson SR: 2011 Antonio Bastardo SR: 2011 Roy Oswalt MR: 1910 Cy Falkenberg LR: 1910 Cy Young BrooklynBruiser fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Dec 8, 2012 |
# ¿ Dec 8, 2012 02:31 |
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MOTHERFUCKING AI MANAGER LETTING LIDGE THROW 38 PITCHES WHAT THE gently caress?!
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2012 03:27 |
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Grinnblade posted:
I WAS ONE RUN AWAY FROM INSTITUTING A REIGN OF TERROR WITH MY MONSTROUS WOODCHUCKS!
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2012 03:32 |
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CraigK posted:Oh, and count the rings, Cub fan Oh, this is just adorable.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2012 10:45 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:So, get ready for that, and remember above all else rule 45(b) of the Super-League charter: Led Zeppelin Rules Finally, something we agree on!
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2012 11:30 |
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gently caress ADRIAN PETERSON. gently caress ADRIAN PETERSON. gently caress ADRIAN PETERSON. gently caress ADRIAN PETERSON. gently caress ADRIAN PETERSON. gently caress ADRIAN PETERSON. gently caress ADRIAN PETERSON. gently caress ADRIAN PETERSON. gently caress ADRIAN PETERSON. gently caress ADRIAN PETERSON. Smasher Dynamo posted:Bruzer, you are banned from the Super-League until the Packers reach another Super Bowl. They might make this Super Bowl - no off-week to get them off their rhythm.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2012 14:55 |
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I am using every all-star vote of mine to vote against Brian Downing.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2013 02:42 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:Brian Downing is a rad dude. Don't blame him for you making Brad Lidge your closer. That's not on him, man! That's on you! Really, the one I blame is the Mogul AI manager.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2013 02:58 |
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Monicro posted:stopmakingchallenges.jpg stopmakingchallenges.jpg stopmakingchallenges.jpg I was ONE OUT AWAY FROM DOMINATION! I have made some stupid challenges, that one was not one of them!
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2013 03:06 |
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CraigK posted:Who had Lefty O'doul last? I have a feeling that Mogul is going to hate the '29 version of him. I had him, he positively mashed in the EC.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2013 02:02 |
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Senerio posted:I'll volunteer for the judge position to ensure the writing style is up to snuff. Chicago style citations, six sentences minimum/chapter, not including the required title page, bibliography, and footnotes. gently caress no. No no no. I will write it, but I will not jump through hoops like that.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2013 08:05 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:Okay, the judges for Bruzer will be: Well, this'll be interesting. I'll get something written soon.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2013 21:30 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:And if you really think that Bruzer has the follow-through to do twenty (or so) reports on a book, then you're the one who hasn't been paying attention to people's characters. Smasher, I would have a post up right now if I hadn't just gotten home from a Harmontown event. And this comment of yours has basically made me want to do it out of spite.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2013 04:25 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:See, that's the kind of bitterness and anger that makes someone an effective Super-League owner. No one ever built a good team with positivity. I was not assigned a time frame or due date.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2013 04:36 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:And, by the way, since we still have seen part one of Bruzer's book report, it looks like I was right about that too. Yes, just because it hasn't happened yet means it's never gonna happen. Of course. You're completely right. 100%.
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2013 06:30 |
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oldskool posted:To go into more depth beyond : Did... Did you just say Barry Bonds isn't going to draw walks?
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2013 05:38 |
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Lovely to see that Cthulhu has taken up the banner of "Smasher's most-hated owner" in my absence. The book report still isn't off the table, my life has just been insanely busy lately.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2013 06:32 |
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cbx posted:It's hard to be "Smasher's most-hated owner" when you don't let your teams survive into the actual season, right? You make an annoyingly good point.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2013 16:26 |
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Cthulhu Dreams posted:Cano has great defence, good power and a poor hit tool. "Robinson Cano has a poor hit tool." WHAT?! Robinson Cano's worst BA in the majors was .278 and that's in a year where his BABIP was 40 points off its career average. And, Cano has a 11.8 strikeout percentage over his years in the majors, as opposed to a 17.8% mark for the rest of the majors. Cano is very, very good at putting a bat on a ball. BrooklynBruiser fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Mar 4, 2013 |
# ¿ Mar 4, 2013 19:55 |
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I'll get my team put together and posted tomorrow night. I'm going to the Yankees/Red Sox game tonight.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2013 15:40 |
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The Brooklyn Bombers make their hopefully-triumphant return! Stadium: New Yankee Stadium DH Preference: Yes Teams: 1947 New York Yankees, 1991 New York Yankees, 1993 San Francisco Giants C: 1947 Yogi Berra 1B: 1993 Will Clark 2B: 1947 Snuffy Stirnweiss 3B: 1993 Matt Williams/1991 Howard Johnson SS: 1947 Phil Rizzuto LF: 1993 Ser Barrold Lamar of House Bonds CF: 1947 Joltin' Joe DiMaggio RF: 1947 Charlie Keller DH: 1947 Tommy Henrich Bench: 1991 Todd Hundley, 1993 Robby Thompson, 1991 Kevin McReynolds, [Williams/Johnson] Starter 1: 1991 Dwight Gooden Starter 2: 1991 David Cone Starter 3: 1991 Frank Viola Starter 4: 1993 Bill Swift Starter 5: 1947 Spud Chandler Closer: 1993 Rod Beck Setup: 1991 John Franco Short: 1993 Michael Jackson Short: 1993 Kevin Rogers Middle: 1947 Joe Page Long: 1947 Allie Reynolds Minors: 1947 Sherm Lollar, 1991 Vince Coleman, 1991 Gregg Jefferies, 1991 Dave Magadan, 1991 Tim Teufel Lineup v. LH: 1. Charlie Keller 2. Barry Bonds 3. Joe DiMaggio 4. Matt Williams 5. Will Clark 6. Yogi Berra 7. Tommy Henrich 8. Phil Rizzuto 9. Snuffy Stirnweiss Lineup v. RH: 1. Charlie Keller 2. Barry Bonds 3. Joe DiMaggio 4. Howard Johnson 5. Will Clark 6. Yogi Berra 7. Tommy Henrich 8. Phil Rizzuto 9. Snuffy Stirnweiss Strategies: Normal across the board. BrooklynBruiser fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Apr 5, 2013 |
# ¿ Apr 5, 2013 02:34 |
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When I get home from work I'll look over my roster, but nothing is jumping out in terribleness at me.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2013 15:01 |
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Maybe I should have carried some backup pitchers. loving injuries.
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# ¿ May 1, 2013 02:17 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:As is tradition, I promise that I will do something horrible to Brooklyn Bruiser's team if the Nets win tonight. I don't even care about the Nets! My only connection to them is that the Barclays Center is a 5 or 10-minute walk from my apartment. BrooklynBruiser fucked around with this message at 03:14 on May 5, 2013 |
# ¿ May 5, 2013 03:09 |
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My team: C: 1947 Yogi Berra 1B: 1926 Lou Gehrig 2B: 1947 Snuffy Stirnweiss 3B: 1991 Howard Johnson SS: 1947 Phil Rizzuto LF: 1993 Ser Barrold Lamar of House Bonds CF: 1947 Joltin' Joe DiMaggio RF: 1947 Charlie Keller DH: 1993 Will Clark Bench: 1991 Todd Hundley, 1993 Robby Thompson, 1991 Kevin McReynolds, 1947 Tommy Henrich, 1993 Matt Williams Starter 1: Negro Leagues Satchel Paige Starter 2: 1917 Walter Johnson Starter 3: 1991 Dwight Gooden Mopup: 1991 David Cone Mopup: 1991 Frank Viola Closer: 1993 Rod Beck Setup: 1991 John Franco Short: 1993 Michael Jackson Short: 1993 Kevin Rogers Middle: 1947 Joe Page Long: 1947 Allie Reynolds Minors: 1947 Sherm Lollar, 1991 Vince Coleman, 1991 Gregg Jefferies, 1991 Dave Magadan, 1991 Tim Teufel C: 1947 Yogi Berra 1B: 1926 Lou Gehrig 2B: 1947 Snuffy Stirnweiss 3B: 1991 Howard Johnson SS: 1947 Phil Rizzuto LF: 1993 Ser Barrold Lamar of House Bonds CF: 1947 Joltin' Joe DiMaggio RF: 1947 Charlie Keller DH: 1993 Will Clark 1: 1993 Barry Bonds 2: 1947 Joe DiMaggio 3: 1926 Lou Gehrig 4: 1993 Will Clark 5: 1947 Charlie Keller 6: 1947 Yogi Berra 7: 1991 Howard Johnson 8: 1947 Snuffy Stirnweiss 9: 1947 Phil Rizzuto BrooklynBruiser fucked around with this message at 04:53 on May 5, 2013 |
# ¿ May 5, 2013 04:43 |
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Wow. I'm impressed, Marauder.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2013 18:52 |
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We're baaaaaaack. Team Name: Brooklyn Bombers Icon: Home stadium: New Yankee Stadium Feeders: 1903 New York Highlanders, 1925 New York Yankees, 1965 New York Yankees, 2010 New York Yankees C: 1965 Elston Howard 1B: 2010 Mark Teixeira 2B: 2010 Robinson Cano 3B: 2010 Alex Rodriguez SS: 2010 Derek Jeter LF: 1925 Babe Ruth CF: 1965 Mickey Mantle RF: 1925 Earle Combs DH: 1925 Lou Gehrig Bench: 2010 Jorge Posada, 2010 Brett Gardner, 2010 Curtis Granderson, 2010 Lance Berkman, 1965 Roger Maris SP1: 1903 Jack Chesbro SP2: 2010 CC Sabathia SP3: 1965 Mel Stottlemyre SP4: 2010 AJ Burnett SP5: 1925 Urban Shocker CL: 2010 Mariano Rivera SR: 2010 David Robertson SR: 2010 Joba Chamberlain SR: 2010 Boone Logan MR: 2010 Kerry Wood LR: 2010 Javier Vazquez Minors: 1965 Bobby Murcer, 2010 Phil Hughes, 2010 Andy Pettitte, 2010 Ivan Nova, 2010 Eduardo Nunez Lineup: 1. Derek Jeter 2. Mickey Mantle 3. Babe Ruth 4. Lou Gehrig 5. Alex Rodriguez 6. Robinson Cano 7. Earle Combs 8. Mark Teixeira 9. Elston Howard BrooklynBruiser fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Nov 2, 2013 |
# ¿ Nov 2, 2013 22:45 |
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TheFlyingLlama posted:Another fun fact about the Franchise Challenge; It is realistically possible to have 5 Hank Aarons on a team. I think you mean Hanks Aaron.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2013 22:58 |
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Zodiac5000 posted:I'm not sure I'm comfortable adopting a naming scheme that means 2 Walter Johnsons are Walters Johnson. It was mostly a joke - as far as I know you don't do it for people's names, but the plural of, say, Surgeon General is Surgeons General.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2013 23:59 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 15:01 |
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Zodiac5000 posted:I'll try again: Walters Johnson. Walter's Johnson. Walter's Penis. The joke. Oh, no, I got your joke, it was just so obvious I didn't feel it was worthy of commenting on.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2013 01:43 |