Football Photos and Videos that I like - 12/13 Edition (Tattoo ideas ITT)

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Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

ayb posted:

Do footballers go bankrupt after retirement at the rate NFL players do? I

Judging by the secret footballer plenty are on the border even before retirement. Owen is hawking himself around so much to keep his horse habit up which will be terry and then rooney in a few years.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2012 00:04

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 03:37

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Ninpo posted:

Oops sorry, I don't have embedding on so youtubes are just links. Will edit.

e: content

From here.

That would be the same Meppen-Walter who is accused of death by dangerous driving.

Everyone knows the best drivers passed 2nd time.

# ¿ Sep 6, 2012 19:13

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

greazeball posted:

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http://twitter.com/WankersFullKit/status/252362314664255488/photo/1

This guy does half and half kits every year without fail.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2012 05:51

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Corporal Jenkinson getting called up reminded me I don't think this has been posted. This is how every players childhood bedroom should look IMO.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2012 12:09

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Wirth1000 posted:

# ¿ Nov 18, 2012 14:34

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

c0burn posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMN3Usml8kk

Almost identical

# ¿ Nov 24, 2012 14:10

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

s0meb0dy0 posted:

It'd be fascinating to see this broken down by possession in last 5 minutes or shots on goal. I imagine if one team is attacking intensely, there'll be more time added on.

It's all moot if it's not statistically significant.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2012 19:28

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Ninpo posted:

Oh come on this is a purely bullshit graph. Most matches get 3-4 minutes extra time at the end, trying to imply they generally get 25s is loving ludicrous at best. Why did you even post this?

It's the additional extra time they get when losing vs winning

# ¿ Nov 25, 2012 11:11

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Ninpo posted:

Gun gestures in Mexico will get you a straight red..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tgQFQ5n_pQ

I'm glad my suggestion for red cards for any coordinated celebration is gaining traction.

# ¿ Dec 3, 2012 10:57

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

TheGoatFeeder posted:

Hahaha, a guy literally rang 606 on Saturday and said it was so unfair that Bale has been labelled a diver because he hasn't done it all season....

Savage was agreeing with him too

# ¿ Dec 3, 2012 21:56

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Cuban Chowder Factory posted:

*squirms*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvkmBfEGw9U

Can't wait for the full length DVD.

# ¿ Dec 3, 2012 22:13

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Scott Bakula posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3iNHpZX_hg

So Emre is being prosecuted for saying what he did that later resulted in this challenge and the prosecutor wants him to get 6 months to 2 years for it

http://sportwitness.ning.com/forum/topics/former-newcastle-united-player-could-face-two-years-in-prison-for

Love this. Think i watched it several times a day for over a week when it happened.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2012 23:52

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

s0meb0dy0 posted:

In Barcelona v Benfica earlier this week, Barca started a team of Song, Puyol, Villa, and youth. Barca kept possession in midfield but was just bad everywhere else.

So they brought Messi on.

And no, they didn't get the ball.

Reminds me of this photo of maradona

# ¿ Dec 8, 2012 08:08

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Tigren posted:

That's a good post there.

Hahaha I missed that, how disappointing.

Loving Africa Chaps fucked around with this message at 08:34 on Dec 8, 2012

# ¿ Dec 8, 2012 08:31

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Soup and a Sandwich posted:

Love jack

# ¿ Dec 8, 2012 18:08

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Thirteenth Step posted:

loving lmao, .gif of the year

# ¿ Dec 16, 2012 23:52

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Gigi Galli posted:

Not a picture, but this is funny nonetheless

(In Italian) http://sport.sky.it/sport/calcio_estero/2012/12/27/ibrahimovic_verbo_zlatanare_dizionario_svedese_sprakradet.html

Apparently the group that introduces new words in to Swedish has added zlatanera, from Ibra's name of course, to the language, a word meaning to "dominate" or to "do something with a lot of force/power". Is there anything like that in English, where a player's name has been verb'd? In Italian we have "fare una cassanata" from Cassano, which is to do something insane or incredibly stupid, but I can't think of any others.

e: Ah, found one in English: http://www.thelocal.se/45298/20121227/#.UNyDE2__l8F

Mullered is so common I bet most people who use it don't know where it comes from.

# ¿ Dec 27, 2012 18:39

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

That headbutt was probably the greatest thing I've ever seen on tele live. The utterly distraught look on the face on the French guy next to me as zidane walked down the tunnel made it even better.

# ¿ Dec 27, 2012 18:42

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p013636y

Shebby Singh, Blackburns 'global advisor', was on 606 yesterday. Only heard clips so far but it seems like it was absolutely hilarious. His answer to his first question "what exactly is a global advisor" is "not telling!"

# ¿ Dec 30, 2012 22:37

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Thirteenth Step posted:

His entire house is SHOCKING

Phil Neville's old gaf is great

# ¿ Jan 8, 2013 23:55

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXjmV8h9c_0

# ¿ Jan 9, 2013 00:27

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Eau de MacGowan posted:

Is Rooney really worth �60mil?

~~Well you see he plays for manchester united~~

EDIT: whoops wrong account

No

# ¿ Jan 9, 2013 15:48

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

the sex ghost posted:

Some guy did some caricatures of footballers for the guardian

Some of them are a bit poo poo but I love the Bergkamp one, an Arsenal fan needs that as an av

There's more on his etsy store http://www.etsy.com/shop/Footynews

Going to have to an order a print of this or the Bergkamp one

# ¿ Jan 23, 2013 20:14

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Dunban posted:

Is that famous Arsenal player �7m Profit in the background?

naturellement

# ¿ Jan 23, 2013 20:33

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Abu Dave posted:

What a shameless dive

# ¿ Feb 13, 2013 12:13

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

stickyfngrdboy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ooEskECNbM

I don't think this has been posted (most excited commentary ever)

That owns. I hope he's recording them because he's sending them to the bbc every week hoping for a full time job.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2013 01:18

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Soup and a Sandwich posted:

Recognise him instantly from the pose and hair but it does look like he's cachetic.

EDIT:

this is supposed to bergkamp right?

Loving Africa Chaps fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Feb 27, 2013

# ¿ Feb 27, 2013 01:27

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Adulterous Hitler posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUhHkr43a40&t=38s

Muslim player scores a goal for their club, 300 Israeli fans walk out in protest

i hope the isreali league becomes 100% muslim players

# ¿ Mar 4, 2013 23:40

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

trem_two posted:

That's this guy, isn't it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQMsKfzMW2s

Bit cruel to cage him like that

# ¿ Mar 24, 2013 22:28

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

serious gaylord posted:

The oldest lad looks alright tbh he's got some tekkers.

Clearly been watching lots of ronaldinho clips on YouTube

# ¿ Apr 20, 2013 11:44

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Mickolution posted:

Link

The legal age for getting a tattoo should be raised to 50 for professional sportspeople.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2013 19:40

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Hegav posted:

Daniel Agger

Lol no. He has YNWA on his knuckles

# ¿ Apr 26, 2013 16:08

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

T Fowl posted:

tevez cost 45 million

# ¿ May 12, 2013 13:21

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

El Hefe posted:

For the gunners.

He's coming home once someone meets fuentes's price

# ¿ May 13, 2013 19:59

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

ragle posted:

Sort-By-Minutes/(Goals+Assists)

Walcott objectively better than Mata, Ozil, Robben, Ribery, Higuain and Bale :chord:

# ¿ Jun 2, 2013 17:22

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

vaginal culture posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2doncfKGiQ

Enzo Jose Jimenez, a player for Bella Vista in an Argentinian lower league, wasn't happy when a stray dog interrupted play with his team down a goal. So he picked up the poor thing by it's neck and hurled it off the pitch, right into a fence.

Jimenez was confronted by players from the other team, and fans hurled objects onto the pitch. He received a red card and was ejected from the game, probably for his own safety.

Good thing this didn't happen in Korea, said the referee, but in Spanish.

What a horrible thing to do :smith:

Was it in argentina where a player kicked the poo poo out of an owl and killed it?

# ¿ Jun 11, 2013 22:51

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Anyone seen this video? It's real funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KeG_i8CWE8

# ¿ Aug 3, 2013 23:54

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

El Hefe posted:

Why are they pushing Tottenham so hard btw? They aren't even in the CL, you'd think they'd go with one of the top four teams. Bale billboards in Times Square and all.

People are hoping they can jump on them before they get big and then they don't seem like such a huge plastic.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2013 00:06

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Blue Screen Error posted:

Here's a nice way of visualising how disgustingly plastic the entire loving world is, a map of where tweets mentioning teams originate from.

I'm a fan of the lone Norwich fan in Madeira and the Palace lad in the Seychelles.

Maybe they're on holiday?

# ¿ Aug 5, 2013 19:02

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 03:37

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Frankston posted:

Agbonlahor tackled one of the One Direction members in the Petrov testimonial today, here are some of the reactions:

The horror tackle itself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a6YufTa9ow

lol the reaction is incredible

edit and ladbrokes have gone full troll:

Ladbrokes ‏@Ladbrokes 6m
Gabby Agbonlahor did this to 1Direction's @Louis_Tomlinson earlier ... http://ow.ly/i/35Xqw #1D #sticktosinging

Loving Africa Chaps fucked around with this message at 20:44 on Sep 8, 2013

# ¿ Sep 8, 2013 20:38

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