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Waffleman_ posted:Kumquat has the perfect "manifesto in 5 fonts and 6 colors" voice. SEMEN
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Invisible Ted posted:Especially since nobody jokes about someone wanting to marry a male reader We know Bunnybread isn't the type to get tied down so we don't bother.
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Captain Capacitor posted:My text generator has regressed somewhat, but it's getting better. Machine learning is hard, yo. This is perfect for the John Kitchin voice.
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Phlegmish posted:Thank you all for the suggestions. They have a shared past with Portal Of Evil, which probably accounts more for those first two aspects, but I know a few have accounts and have even posted in this very thread.
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Mar 14, 2016 12:38
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Rebel Blob posted:How is the Snow Crash episode? I've listened to a few episodes and heard some references back to Snow Crash, which have made it sound like they misunderstood the book on a basic level. It's not one of their funnier ones but it's okay.
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Mar 18, 2016 23:37
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dijon du jour posted:Yeah, that's really the best way to wrap up an episode. I agree, it was clearly the best choice.
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Apr 11, 2016 18:20
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I'm in a production of Midsummer Night's Dream right now so the username Bottle Of Hay really threw me for a loop.
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Apr 12, 2016 07:29
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McGlockenshire posted:
If you're going to quote the episode, at least attribute it properly.
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Apr 22, 2016 02:19
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Sham bam bamina! posted:The only thing wrong with the Patreon episode is the overreactions. Just about everything else in it is solid. You weren't into the deep cliterature?
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Apr 22, 2016 23:26
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Sham bam bamina! posted:I am genuinely offended that a system exists to give money to that Modest Medusa guy. Knowing he's making a profit is good news for people who love bad news.
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Apr 23, 2016 03:03
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:This might just be the worst possible defense of Patreon I've ever read. It led to the Travis Bickle On The Riviera Best Sports Movie Bracket episode so that makes it worthwhile.
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Apr 23, 2016 14:03
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The tumblr ones never really do much for me because those are the ones where it's most obvious that the subjects are just doofus teenagers and as such it comes off as a little mean. I love the Dozerfleet one though, so I guess I'm a hypocrite.
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Apr 23, 2016 14:23
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Sham bam bamina! posted:And if you write off the headmate episode as "mean" because it's about teenagers, do you do the same with School Survival? It's not that I don't enjoy the tumblr episodes, "deep cliterature" is one of my favorite phrases in F+ history, I just don't enjoy them quite as much and as such don't revisit them as often as I do, say, John Kitchin or Dozerfleet. And yeah, School Survival is in that group, even if it does have the Buff Grandpa. Also holy poo poo I had no idea the Dozerfleet dude was that old, but given that the college anecdotes are set in the mid-2000s I shouldn't be surprised. E: and the tumblr ones are hampered by the constant confusion about how the tumblr interface is supposed to work, which is completely warranted but doesn't really translate into entertaining audio. I Before E fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Apr 24, 2016 |
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Apr 24, 2016 05:39
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Sham bam bamina! posted:I don't believe John Coltrane's quartet is in a position to do that, or much of anything. :smugsmith: I don't have that problem, goodbye!
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Apr 25, 2016 07:23
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That Old Tree posted:For some reason, "modern mysticism" bullshit is always funnier than "normal" magick crap. Someone trying to turn science into just a different kind of magic is dumber than something that is more acceptable to chalk up to religious belief, even though it amounts to the same thing. Would you happen to be pointing your Doubting Thomas finger at them? You better think twice, save yourself the trouble of apologizing to Dutch Dalton later.
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Apr 26, 2016 01:26
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Abyssal Squid posted:I honestly didn't think your description sounded anything like Kumquatxop he's just my favorite reader. v MENSTRUAL BLOOD
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Equeen posted:None of these posts have BLOOD AND SEMEN in them. That's what you think
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Apr 29, 2016 22:07
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Hashtag stay woke
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Apr 29, 2016 22:16
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I'm glad the latest IDEOTV is reinforcing my distaste for Led Zeppelin.
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May 2, 2016 19:40
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TinTower posted:I'm surprised ~CAROLYIINNNNEEEEE~ has only submitted eight. I wonder where lemon got the money for that golden calculator.
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May 6, 2016 00:57
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EmmyOk posted:I just don't find him funny or charismatic at all Honestly, Collision is at his best during the dramatic readings, his voice is just so robust and he puts so much into the awful prose. Oh dear God, the cherrywood!
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May 18, 2016 10:18
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It's a bummer that they already used the Return To Castle X title for the second Experience Project episode because Return To Castle Dozerfleet would have been a great title.
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May 23, 2016 05:42
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Mods namechange to Jackal Slapnasty tia
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May 23, 2016 06:17
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Alaois posted:that can't be really what's on the pa-ah gently caress you I immediately read it in the voice of Garrison Keillor.
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May 25, 2016 15:20
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X-Ray Pecs posted:That entire episode is a masterclass in how not to structure your sentences. "I wanna be in the front seat, I'm the one to consult!" "She bought a Samsung Galaxy 3 by me" She gonna Rush Hour need it
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May 26, 2016 01:23
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SMDH that all of you went for the name amalgam joke instead of envisioning a world where Batman himself is dramatically reading internet posts about not jerking off so you can attain enlightenment.
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Jun 5, 2016 03:54
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Sham bam bamina! posted:It looks pretty drat irritating: I dunno, those last two acts seem at least pretty interesting, with that Christian weight loss one looking particularly wild.
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Jun 21, 2016 13:11
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expensive jeans posted:To save time. Good GOD.
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Jul 7, 2016 06:31
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Improbable Lobster posted:I had assumed that Lemon would have bought https://armp.it and found something confusing I too have seen Six Feet Under.
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Jul 19, 2016 04:51
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dijon du jour posted:I think that was the m-preg episode. The subjects were talking about these super elaborate fantasy worlds they've come up with while masturbating where men get prego. Ugh. If you're going to jerk it, don't do it in the pasta aisle. Do it in the tissues aisle.
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Aug 1, 2016 21:47
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Cup deez nutz IMO
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Aug 12, 2016 02:58
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Edit: Just remembered the Pearl Prophet reference. That's not Heinlein; it's from the classic Van Damme vehicle Cyborg (she's the cyborg of the title). The Heinlein novel you were probably thinking of is Friday. Did he also write Next Friday and Friday After Next or did they get someone else for those?
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Aug 15, 2016 02:37
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steinrokkan posted:i should try popping a molly I've heard it just makes you sweaty. Woo!
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Aug 16, 2016 12:13
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BONOBOS!
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Aug 30, 2016 18:18
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Those are both fine, it's the dick bug guys I can't sit through.
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Aug 30, 2016 23:36
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Dragonatrix posted:SIssykiss was gross but fine. Bugfuckers was hilarious. Plushie lovers was super-tame in comparison to both, mostly because it was a depressing look into the relatively safer minds of man-children. That one is great if only for the poetry
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Sep 2, 2016 19:25
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Actually, the worst F+ reading is drat near objectively Frank West's from the third live show. U! S! A!
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Sep 3, 2016 04:39
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RyokoTK posted:I just can't read or hear any sounding poo poo without wincing horribly. Like a phantom pain or something. They played our urethras like a drat fiddle!
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Dec 4, 2016 04:03
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dijon du jour posted:Hey just in case anyone in the thread hasn't seen Doggie B yet (for a refresher it was a reading in one of the ideas episodes that beyond belief somehow actually became a movie) it's free to watch if you have Amazon Prime. I'm the massively stretched picture.
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My lean methodology is that I pour the syrup over the ice and then add the Sprite.
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