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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > TV IV > This! Is! JEOPARDY!
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

"What is... dick?"

I don't she said "Harley Quinn". It sounded more like harlequin. Not that it mattered in the end.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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Island Nation posted:

He did have massive cojones betting 11 grand in double though

With a name like Cerulean, he pretty much had to do it.

* # ¿ Dec 3, 2014 03:25
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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With the rays of morning light

The Piper posted:

and I thought Cerulean was an odd name. ZANE ICE?!

Change the glasses and that's pretty much me at that age.

* # ¿ Dec 6, 2014 02:23
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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Wasn't Trebek supposed to have retired by now?

* # ¿ Jan 3, 2015 02:34
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

What a finish today

Very clever wager on the champion's part.

* # ¿ Jan 28, 2015 03:05
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
I'm glad Sam lost. He was pissing me off.

* # ¿ Feb 20, 2015 03:02
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

HookShot posted:

Rebecca was definitely the least likeable contestant in a while.

Her monotone delivery reminded me of Lilith Crane.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Colonial Air Force posted:

Has that ever happened before? And is it bad that towards the middle of Double Jeopardy I was really hoping for it to happen?

I think it happened once before in 2011.

* # ¿ Mar 13, 2015 01:55
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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With the rays of morning light
Ha, ha, you smug fucker!

* # ¿ Mar 18, 2015 01:47
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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With the rays of morning light
Tonight's FJ would have killed me.

* # ¿ Mar 19, 2015 02:38
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

FrumpleOrz posted:

Andrea was the most exciting person in the history of Jeopardy.

Looking at her impressive forehead made me think of this:


MY SKULL!

* # ¿ Mar 19, 2015 02:39
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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With the rays of morning light
I don't like the new champ, but at least Mrs. Skeletor is gone.

* # ¿ Mar 20, 2015 02:40
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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GhostStalker posted:

I mean, it's only a 5 minute appearance on a TV show! Get over it!

Don't ever go to the Fox News website and read the commentaries on a Michelle Obama story.

Just. Don't.

* # ¿ Mar 27, 2015 13:02
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Wow, what a crash and burn.

* # ¿ Apr 2, 2015 01:18
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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Will fade away
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SoupyTwist posted:

Haha Alex's befuddlement over the second Daily Double was great

Did he chug a quart of Nyquil before the show?

* # ¿ Apr 11, 2015 01:32
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
I liked the middle guy in tonight's show. He was all, "I can't believe this loving guy".

* # ¿ Apr 15, 2015 02:12
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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With the rays of morning light
Tonight's group was a bit dull.

* # ¿ Apr 22, 2015 02:04
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

GhostStalker posted:

Looks kinda like a West Point Dress uniform, although without the stiff collar and epaulets, plus a lot darker...

Also, ballsy move on that Daily Double, but it seemed really easy to me. Paid off though.

It reminded me of the Beatles' collarless jackets.

Mister Kingdom fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Apr 25, 2015

* # ¿ Apr 25, 2015 02:53
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Colonial Air Force posted:

That was a terrible Connery impression.

He deserved to lose all that money.

* # ¿ May 1, 2015 01:46
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
gently caress this guy's mustache.

* # ¿ May 5, 2015 01:07
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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With the rays of morning light
Not twirling now are we, Mr. Moustache?

* # ¿ May 8, 2015 01:22
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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Goodbye Choyon, you bobbing-up-and-down motherfucker.

* # ¿ May 27, 2015 01:25
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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Man, Gilbert Gottfried has not aged well.

* # ¿ May 29, 2015 01:10
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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"What is screw?"

:v:

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

zVxTeflon posted:

Today there was a person who thought collecting snow globes was the most interesting thing she could say about herself

This is why I would suck on Jeopardy. I don't have any really interesting stories to tell.

* # ¿ Jul 24, 2015 02:29
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Okay, the re-recording of Alex' voice was weird.

* # ¿ Jul 28, 2015 01:20
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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Talia was a bit of a spazz.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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Riptor posted:

I'm on tonight! I'm the doofus in the middle (aka the only dude)

You did okay. Watching Audrey crash and burn was painful, though.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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zakharov posted:

Matt will never lose. The show will renamed Mattpardy

And somewhere, Ken Jennings assembles a rifle.

* # ¿ Oct 3, 2015 01:56
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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How will Matt show us he's won 11 games on Monday?

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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With the rays of morning light

Flagrant Abuse posted:

Matt looks like he learned to smile after watching videos of other people smile, but doesn't know that you have to move more than just your mouth muscles to make it convincing. Wasn't there a fairly recent goon who was basically the same way? This guy reminds me of him.

He's basically Sheldon trying to smile.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
I loved when the audience gasped.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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zakharov posted:

All you people who whined about Matt, I hope you enjoy Josh. Why is he yelling at me?

He's like a less elegant Adam Sandler.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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Does anybody know the longest run of single day champs in a row?

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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Colonial Air Force posted:

Damien, you are literally the worst player.

I was embarrassed for this poor bastard.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
What was the deal with the way Laura ended her sentences?

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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zenguitarman posted:

That fj answer actually made me laugh out loud. I forgot how good that guy is though.

He'd better get a loving lifetime supply.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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What's the longest run of different daily winners?

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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Poque posted:

Holy poo poo I hate the guy in third position.

I kept seeing this guy:
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