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Guavanaut posted:If corporations are allowed to be people, George Osborne should be afforded the same legal fiction too. The Citizens United ruling doesn't apply here, corporations aren't people in the UK, George Osborne is not human.
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BastardySkull posted:Have you noticed that the Express cartoons are often extremely off topic sentimentalist shite. I mean the one about 'Kate's baby WILL be Queen'.. well yes. They changed the law a few months ago in case its a girl. It just reads like weird propaganda. Nope, I only tend to look at the Express' cartoon to find the bird in it.
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Cloud Potato posted:Telegraph: Why's Ed not in the captain's seat?
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Cloud Potato posted:Express I know it's a cartoon but Charles' head is a bit  God, he's an awful cartoonist.
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I wouldn't mind Thomas' Cameron so much if he bothered to put any form of emotion onto him other than "gormless" or "thousand yard stare"
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big scary monsters posted:If Collins is drummed out of the thread I'm going to start posting the Metro's most political cartoon, Nemi, in protest. Please don't, use the one with the goat and the pig instead. I'd rather see the Express' shiters over loving Nemi
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Cloud Potato posted:Express: Cheeky bird in that one it's a tattoo on that sailor's arm What the gently caress is that on the rigging? 
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I love the bird in that one too, just peeping in through the window
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Cloud Potato posted:Daily Mail: Wow, this is terrible
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prefect posted:Hey, guys! An American cartoonist has weighed in on UKanian affairs, and I know you're always looking to hear more wisdom from our Yank illustrators. Why does the attacker have red hands before he's landed a blow? And why do his sheep look like camels? That cartoon is loving terrible too.
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There's a fox or something in the chamber, what the gently caress. I hate how he does a few characters vaguely realistically and then everybody else is cartoony as gently caress looking like a Beano character or something. lets go swimming fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Jun 6, 2013 |
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Putin looks like Thomas has recoloured Prince Charles and put him in a suit.
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The Guardian: Owen Paterson: UK must become global leader on GM crops
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Guardian: The scramble to find Edward Snowden. And I guess it's a reference but I don't know what it is. Telegraph:  Independent:  Former undercover officer claims the Met attempted to smear the family and friends of Stephen Lawrence Express  'Foreigners' operate just over half train operating companies 
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Guardian: Mass protests in Cairo demanding the resignation of Mohamed Morsi. From Oztmandias Telegraph:  Mark Carney has taken over from Mervyn King as Governor of the Bank of England Independent:  The NSA bugged offices of EU nations (Original report from Der Spiegel) Today's If...  Nothing new from the Express or Mail today
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More Qatada stuff from the Telegraph: I can't make those numbers add up lets go swimming fucked around with this message at 12:51 on Jul 8, 2013 |
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Cloud Potato posted:The numbers look perfectly fine to me. May bt Qatada 7-6, 6-7, 7-6, 6-7, 7-6, 6-7, 7-6, 6-7, 7-6, 6-7, 97-95. It's just clicked for me now, I don't know what I was thinking earlier but the last set isn't the total number of games of previous sets won 
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Daily Mail: The owners of Heathrow airport have put forward plans for a 3rd runway.  quote:“Look on the bright side, dear.We do get regular bits of shade and a refreshing downdraft.”
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Kegluneq posted:Overdue pregnancies: basically like hiccups. "It's alright Mrs of Cambridge, if you just push while holding your breath and thinking about bald men, it'll speed the birth right up"
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Telegraph: I was going to post today's Scotsman, but they've updated their website and it puts you in a redirect loop for all the cartoons. Not the ones by Frankie Boyle though, so here's one he did last week  Ofaloaf posted:Took me a moment to figure out what was going on with the guy's face, but that's that memetic "LOL I TROLL U" face contorted into an expression of pain, isn't it? It's an unhappy trollface, yeah
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e: Cloud Potato is better at this than I am, how could I leave out Stephen Collins? 
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Thomas is getting lazy/-ier with the foxes and birds. And what the gently caress is up with the size of Miliband's head. Looks like he's fallen out of Theme Hospital.
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Speaking of poo poo cartoonists, is Paul Thomas dead? The Express has put the same lovely German UKIP cartoon up for the last 15 days.
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Cloud Potato posted:Stephen Collins: Took me a minute or two to notice the eyes on 'Rack'
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big scary monsters posted:Looks like the badger is here to stay! He's going to find a way to half-arse it into every cartoon by making it into a handbag rather than draw an actual badger soon enough.
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Kegluneq posted:I don't remember any BBC weatherman ever actually getting political though, other than perhaps daring to suggest that global warming is definitely a thing. Weatherman works for the BBC, the BBC are horrible liberals, therefore the weatherman is a horrible liberal.
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ookiimarukochan posted:Weathermen work for the Met Office, i.e. part of the government. This is true no matter which station they appear on (looks like there are a handful who are actually directly employed by broadcasters but they are a tiny minority) I was explaining it from a Mac-like point of view rather than a logical one that made sense.
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baka kaba posted:It's telling that he doesn't have his little explanation panel in the corner, telling you what piece of news it's meant to be based on. It's just loving IMMIGRANTS in cartoon form I hope it's the same story that made the Sun have to print this  Kurtofan posted:Why does everyone look like a bald white guy in his universe? As well as having absolutely terrible opinions, he's also a lovely cartoonist. lets go swimming fucked around with this message at 15:02 on Nov 1, 2013 |
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Flython posted:So what page was this buried on? I do love it though, "That story we printed? Total bullshit" It's on page 2 but it's tiny so nobody will read it, as per all retractions and apologies.
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Cloud Potato posted:Express: Is he saying... that Bond's boss... is a Bond villain???  Holy gently caress, that's some lazy hidden animals today.
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Cloud Potato posted:Telegraph: All I can see for Salmond is him doing the Single Ladies dance. And Ed Milliband's Christmas jumper is a topper.
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hazza posted:New thread competition: guess the caption before it's posted online! Cloud Potato posted:Mail:
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