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hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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Fluo posted:

Telegraph:


Almost all of those rounds of ammunition have not been fired-off!

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hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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Fluo posted:

(8) Boris Johnson, the-then president of the Oxford Union, now Lord Mayor of London

It's just 'Mayor of London' - Lord Mayor of London is someone else entirely! :eng101:

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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FYI the bird is on the base of the right-hand candlestick.

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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Fluo posted:

Wheres the bird? :o

There's no need for one. Kim is already cuckoo!

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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His teacup appears to be hovering off of the edge of the back of his hand.

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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Tisk, he's not even trying to hide the bird these days... :rolleyes:

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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Jesus, how many yellow felt-tips did he use up on this one...

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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GorfZaplen posted:

William Hague looks like he's growing a third eye.

That's William Hague!? I thought it was Yoda...

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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Once again, he demonstrates that he actually can do a competent caricature of a person if he so chooses; so why-oh-why is his Cameron so god-awful!?

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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BastardySkull posted:

I like Riddell's execution but the message is pretty naff.

On the plus side, surprisingly fewer labels than I would expect!

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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Fluo posted:

Daily Express:


Shock horror Daily Express is celebrity news.

Simon Cowell loving LOVES BEING EGGED.

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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FullLeatherJacket posted:

A handy tip for aspiring artists:

Children look exactly the same as old people but are one-half the size

Also a handy tip for aspiring architects:

Schools look exactly the same as prisons.

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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Whybird posted:

E: also, goddamn the bird is huge this week, you can just barely see the edges of its wings at the bottom of the frame.

And the fox is on the flower pot.

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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ClownSyndrome posted:

Can't wait for this baby to actually be born

Then we get years of ROYAL BAYBAY DOES THING cartoons

ROYAL BABY SHITS PANTS :britain:

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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Cloud Potato posted:

Express:

:sun: It's still hot! :supaburn:
That swallow has clearly never heard of Icarus.

EDIT: Wait, hold up just a darn minute - since when have the Royal Family lived at the god-damned White House!?

hazza fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Jul 16, 2013

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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All the fun happens in the trees, where the pageboys & butlers go cottaging.

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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Cloud Potato posted:

Yesterday's Daily Mail:
"Heavily pregnant, Zara Phillips is causing concern by continuing to compete in show jumping events."


Since when is three months "heavily pregnant"?

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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The building opposite from the Lindo Wing contains standard hospital wards. Pretty sure they aren't as ornately-furnished as this image suggests. :colbert:

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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goatface posted:

I think he just always does. Can't be sure people would know who he is otherwise.
Well it's clearly not meant to be portraying Prince Philip then, who is an Admiral of the Fleet and not a Vice Admiral. :colbert:

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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baka kaba posted:

Is it me or is the Indy guy displaying some serious body horror tendencies? Caricature is one thing, some of this stuff is looking like H R Giger

I'm pretty sure that Putin actually does have a pharyngeal jaw that he uses to lobotomise his political opponents.

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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Victoria is so horned-up by the idea that she's playing with her nipples.

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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Someone get those flags translated, stat! :china:

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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Kegluneq posted:

Sir Bradley Wiggins, best known for his track racing.

I hate to come to his defence, but modern road racing bikes don't look all that different from track bikes.

I'm not going to defend him for the complete lack of humour and/or satire, though.

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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marktheando posted:

Haha, Cameron has never drank a pint in his life.
I hate to come to his defence, even if they were almost certainly photo-ops, but technically...







But of course, he doesn't even come close to:

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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Drone_Fragger posted:

In a fit of irony, Michael Gove inspects a new school built on 1/10th of a normal budget, and is killed when the school collapses due to meeting 0 of the required safety standards.

We can pray. :allears:

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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It is impossible if that it supposed to be a woman, a man in a wig, or Rick Parfitt.

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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Cloud Potato posted:

Mail:

[No caption yet.]

New thread competition: guess the caption before it's posted online!

"Perhaps you shouldn't ask the parishioners to pray on their knees, Vicar?"

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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Cloud Potato posted:

Mail:
"Scientists have discovered more proof of the BIG BANG which was the start of creation."


A portrayal of a harmonious multi-gendered and multi-ethnic work environment? What did you do with the real Mac!?

EDIT:

Trickjaw posted:

Isn't the Bell one referencing the picture of Diana Spencer in her see through frock, when she was a nanny?
Yes.

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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I do like how Camilla has been shoved off to a different table.

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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Stolen from the PYF Funny Pictures thread:

It's uncanny.

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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Syria doesn't operate Eurofighter Typhoons, and the Typhoon doesn't have a bomb bay. :colbert:

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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goatface posted:

OUR BOYS in the army were more recently shooting Argentinians than Germans, so they receive a higher hatred rating.

Thanks to the Argentinians, troops have to be deployed to a desolate rock in the middle of the South Atlantic ocean, hundreds of miles from any real civilisation, with gently caress all to do except drink, trying not to drive into minefields, and moaning about how poo poo the place is, for 4-6 months at a time.

Whereas thanks to Germany, troops got deployed to Germany, which is a very nice place to live.

hazza fucked around with this message at 11:36 on Jul 15, 2014

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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Headline of the day.

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hazza
Mar 25, 2005

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Bloody foreign Borrowers, coming over here and borrowing our things!

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