Stardew Valley 1.6: still gay but you can now place hats on cats and dogs

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Rogue AI Goddess: May 10, 2012; I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
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Speaking of gifts, Linus keeps asking me for Gold Bars and Diamonds to put on his mantlepiece.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2017 11:38

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 22:24

Rogue AI Goddess: May 10, 2012; I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
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basalt posted:

I thought this game was supposed to be relaxing.

You'll never become Joja Member of the Month with that attitude.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 17:03

Rogue AI Goddess: May 10, 2012; I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

If you want that greenhouse ASAP you gotta be on the ball.

Or go the Joja route. (You monster.)

# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 12:02

Rogue AI Goddess: May 10, 2012; I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
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Pierson posted:

I really love this game but 450+ pages is daunting so I'm just gonna ask straight-up: There's nothing missable in this game right, it just goes on forever? Any calendar event that happens will for-sure come around next year and quests I fail to do with either come up again or stay in the log forever right?

I really like a few of the villagers but sometimes I just want to spend weeks going nothing but watering my poo poo and sleeping.

Sam�s three heart event can only happen before the first winter.

# ¿ Nov 23, 2017 13:03

Rogue AI Goddess: May 10, 2012; I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
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DACK FAYDEN posted:

A better tent for Linus. A really expensive better tent so it's also a money sink.

Linus keeps asking me for gold bars to put on his mantlepiece, maybe he could sell some of them to upgrade his tent.

# ¿ May 11, 2018 07:37

Rogue AI Goddess: May 10, 2012; I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
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I am very glad that the bar arcade minigame is not required for community center progression.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2019 09:14

Rogue AI Goddess: May 10, 2012; I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
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Paul.Power posted:

Pierre and Morris simultaneously punch each other out of Stardew Valley.

*monkey's paw curls into a fist*

And then Clint takes over both establishments, rotating between them so that the shop, the supermarket and the smithy are each open for 2 days per week.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2019 09:23

Rogue AI Goddess: May 10, 2012; I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
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Discendo Vox posted:

We hate Clint because we ARE Clint.

Sometimes we hate Clint because we're Emily.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2019 06:06

Rogue AI Goddess: May 10, 2012; I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
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InediblePenguin posted:

listen the cloak of leaves indicates that he's doing this as part of a millenia-old tradition of Wild Men who live in the woods wearing nothing but leaves and their own floppy dongs so that they can teach any passersby important lessons about chivalry. his tent's probably over a cave he can retreat into for an earth-insulated space, in a highly metaphorical descent under the hill

Did the ancient Wild Men keep gold bars on their shelves?

# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 09:43

Rogue AI Goddess: May 10, 2012; I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:

Good sandbox games just drop a bunch of toys in front of you while being like "hey here's some toys, have fun." You can be a crazy min/maxer, you can be a crazy completionist that wants All The Things, or you can just faff about and farm turnips forever while sometimes going fishing. The game just doesn't give a crap and that's wonderful. While a ton of other games are obsessing over the competitive scene and such games like this one show that sometimes people want to just like chill out, maaaaaaan.

According to my six-year old, this game is about being a kid who can go for unsupervised walks in the woods, swim in pools for hours, watch wizards on TV and go to bed whenever he wants to.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2019 13:35

Rogue AI Goddess: May 10, 2012; I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
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Put the Goose in Stardew Valley.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2019 06:54

Rogue AI Goddess: May 10, 2012; I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
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"Added hidden subplot if you�ve turned children into doves."

:ohdear:

# ¿ Nov 27, 2019 09:11

Rogue AI Goddess: May 10, 2012; I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
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Mr. Prokosch posted:

If those gold bars were the size you imagine when you think standard gold bars the Farmer wouldn't be able to carry thousands in his backpack.

They must be tiny.

That explains why Linus keeps wanting to put one on a chain.

Pyromancer posted:

Counterpoint: Farmer can easily carry enough construction material to build a three-bedroom house and several barns. His carry capacity is easily in tens of tons range.

The Farmer's backpack is bigger on the inside.

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# ¿ Apr 5, 2023 14:38

Rogue AI Goddess: May 10, 2012; I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
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Eric the Mauve posted:

Because I can't stand that look in your eye. You know? That condescending, embarrassed look. You think I'm a failure. I know who I am, and I'm proud of what I do. It was a conscious choice. I didn't gently caress up!

~Linus, probably

# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 01:45

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 22:24

Rogue AI Goddess: May 10, 2012; I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
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Clint should move from Stardew Valley to a different game.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2024 01:51

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