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A few weeks ago there was a brown recluse on my toilet seat and I almost sat on it. Still haven't gotten over it. I poo poo you not the movie Arachnophobia was on the next night
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Tulip posted:Enjoy your long term brain damage. I sprayed it with febreeze and then smashed it. Thanks for making sure my rear end was ok
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Aug 6, 2013 04:22
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I've been living with my housemate for several years now and things have been pretty chill but recently she's decided that she's okay with farting when I'm in the room. I could ignore it or talk to her like an adult but instead I've decided that an anal arms race is clearly the correct response and I'll discourage her from farting in my presence with overpowering return fire. What should I be eating to make my farts especially rank? Keep in mind that she's a vegetarian so she's already ahead in the game. Sugar alcohols, used as artificial sweeteners, buy some old people style diabetic cookies or some Atkins bars, you will fart. And poop. Try not to shart or gas yourself with your own farts, maybe the gooniest way to die
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Aug 6, 2013 17:54
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Remember, you want to go for odor as well as volume of gas produced for your fart war. Turning your rear end into a sterile wind tunnel is no good. The sugar alcohols will provide the volume, but you should probably add meat and dairy to provide some bioodor to your air poops
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Aug 6, 2013 18:35
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Finally we are good at something
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Aug 6, 2013 21:21
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Someone lights a cigarette in methane fart hotbox, goons die
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Aug 6, 2013 21:26
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I hate the term shitlord
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Aug 7, 2013 02:32
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Crow Jane posted:And why don't you go piss up a flagpole? You read my mind, I was thinking go piss up a rope, must be our proximity to Baltimore
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Aug 7, 2013 04:46
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Aug 7, 2013 04:49
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I think I may go camping out of an SUV near the beach later this summer for a few days.
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Aug 8, 2013 02:40
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Crow Jane posted:I just came home to a neighborhood-wide power outage. I was just about to pour myself a glass of wine and sit on the deck with a book, but it came back on. Now I'm probably just gonna play around on the internet and watch Netflix all night. Storms here for the rest of the evening though so maybe it'll go back out again and I can toss out everything in my freezer
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Aug 8, 2013 21:32
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"My old man" sounds like your dad. "My partner" sounds like a gay couple before the equal marriage stuff. "My lover" sounds very New Age and horrible. I think you guys need to come up with terrible nick names for each other and use that, even though nobody outside of your relationship knows what the hell you are talking about, it will be a sign of commitment. May check out the concert downtown, unless I am moving a sofa or it is raining
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Aug 9, 2013 00:09
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StandardVC10 posted:Is there any particular issue with "roommate?" Do you usually bang your roommates? Like, exclusively, for years at a time? Thats pretty craigslist man
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Aug 9, 2013 00:11
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Crow Jane posted:We also share a bed and bone on occasion, which might make "roommate" weird. I'll try to make it, if not, I'll always be around the baltogoons thread, we should do a small Baltimore/Charles village goon meet or meetup sometime 
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Aug 9, 2013 03:20
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I found a pretty nice big leather chair on Craigslist. Only the best for my rear end
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Aug 9, 2013 20:21
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Penguingo posted:How do you refer to it? Boyfriend/girlfriend sounds kinda adolescent, but partner sounds too clinical. We're just friends
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Aug 9, 2013 20:30
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Will I get more use out of a big rear end comfy chair or a loveseat? I'm moving to a smaller apartment and want room, I guess the loveseat would be okay for people to sleep on if they really needed to or two people to sit on for a movie but I'm usually just gently caress it I really like the chair and ill just buy a beanbag or folding chairs for my friends but also I like to sit sideways a little so maybe a loveseat is better, but my neighbor down the street is selling this bigass comfy chair that I like and I have to decide today, man, this is tough. It's a bigass deep reddish brown leather chair versus a loveseat
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How would you gently caress a chair You could gently caress on a chair I guess EXTREME INSERTION has a new favorite as of 16:39 on Aug 10, 2013 |
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Aug 10, 2013 16:37
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Which would be better to watch a ravens game on is what I'm asking.
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Aug 10, 2013 16:45
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Yeah, think I'm doing that, whatever I get I'm stuck with for a while but I'm already pretty attached to it
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Aug 10, 2013 16:49
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Word on the street is that you can sleep eat on ambien. I take Benadryl
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Aug 10, 2013 19:23
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There is also dioxylamine succinate, sold over the counter as a sleep aid, also found in Nyquil
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Aug 10, 2013 19:26
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Went to a dinner party last night and someones kids came up and showed me their bad rear end Hello Kitty tattoos
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Aug 11, 2013 21:50
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Try some French fingerling potates
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Aug 12, 2013 02:55
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Brother Jonathan posted:
Yes. Any green form of potato is bad for you
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Aug 12, 2013 17:18
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Aug 12, 2013 19:28
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Summertime ~*~*~
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Aug 15, 2013 23:28
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Then we need a summer vacation with fall weather
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Aug 16, 2013 00:46
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Oh man I have to move apartments this week moving sucks
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Aug 18, 2013 23:43
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My power is out, in the dark on my phone in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of idiots
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Aug 22, 2013 02:35
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Your posting here doesn't help with the lattermost issue Why the hate With everyone on iPhones and Nintendo DSs summer power outages are not what they used to be EXTREME INSERTION has a new favorite as of 02:46 on Aug 22, 2013 |
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Aug 22, 2013 02:41
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Did anyone here play NeoPets back in the day?
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Aug 23, 2013 21:15
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prefect posted:Was that the game that was run by Scientologists?  I played in middle school. I had a starry poogle
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Aug 24, 2013 01:47
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StandardVC10 posted:Because I fukken love airplanes ok What is your favorite airplane
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Aug 27, 2013 19:32
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Francodipshit posted:Any German one. I don't know, Frankfort was pretty terrible
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Aug 27, 2013 19:42
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SybilVimes posted:Their username is StandardVC10 and you have to ask?? It could be their most hated airplane My most hated airport is Miami
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Aug 27, 2013 20:06
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Francodipshit posted:Are they still doing construction in MIA? I do admit that got pretty annoying. I don't know, all I remember was sleeping overnight in the airport on the ground on the way back from Belize because one member of our group had trouble getting back in the country, but things were so disorganized and our flight was so delayed that we didn't miss our connection back home
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Aug 27, 2013 20:16
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Crow Jane posted:Just saw The World's End, and it owned. It's also the first movie in ages I've wanted to buy the soundtrack for. Love me some Madchester. Is it like Shaun of the dead with aliens?
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Aug 27, 2013 21:45
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VanSandman posted:Brb going to Denver So you can be menaced by angry gas mask guy with sword?
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I like penises on handsome men. I do too as well sometimes PYF attractive person
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