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Sep 30, 2009

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DARKSEID DICK PICS posted:

Drive episode 3 is out. Dream Vegas is officially my new favorite form just for that hilarious CGI on the finisher.
I'm going to do a bad thing, and shamelessly steal a comment I saw somewhere on Tumblr about Mashin/Machine Chaser.

"You can try to be menacing all you want, but you still henshin with a Bop-It".

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Serious Frolicking posted:

Drive is rather underwhelming thus far. Two episode arcs, lovely hot wheels constantly popping in, a supporting cast that tries way too goddamn hard to be zany and a boring main character. Not wizard boring mind you, but still not interesting enough to care about.
Maybe. It's interesting to compare the series with Fourze, where everyone was a walking trope of a high school clique, and then had the implications, and what made them people, examined more closely. It's too early to tell if they'll do that here.

I'm also suspecting it's going to be fairly rider-heavy, since the secondary rider showing up in the third episode is pretty drat early if he's the only one around. Birth didn't show up until the mid-teens in OOO, right? And even then, that arc was dragged out for way longer than it needed to be.

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Is Den-O worth watching? I wanna find another series in between waiting for GBF:Try and KR:Drive episodes, and Den-O seems to be one of the only old-Heisei series I haven't seen or heard much about, except that it's overexposed. (If it's crap, I might give Kuuga another go, I guess. :shrug:)

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Darksaber posted:

The main thing I dislike at this point is that tire changing breaks up the flow of fights too much for me, but that'll probably get better as the show goes on.
Also, the premier of the inevitable "obsolete in five episodes" sword was kinda clunky.

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mikeycp posted:

Apparently this is the prototype Ninninja suit.

That is vintage 90s Sentai and I hope they stick with it.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Are those the same shape of headlight eyes that Chaser has?

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It's pretty drat likely, then, that Chaser is Proto-Drive.

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DiscoJ posted:

Wouldn't the belt recognise Chaser's human form if it was the case? There's obviously a connection, but I'll be surprised if it's as simple as Chaser=Proto-Drive.
Yeah that's a good point. Huh.

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Yeah, at the least, they used the Proto-Drive systems. Not just because of the shift cars, but also because, if you look behind the stuff, Chaser has identically-shaped eyes to Drive. I think I've previously mentioned that Chaser definitely looked like a junkyard wreck, and like he'd eventually get 'tuned up'. Looks like I had it backwards.

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Kamen Rider OOO was my first as well, and I don't know if it's the best modern series (that's probably W) or my favorite KR series (that's definitely Fourze), but it's probably the one that best encapsulates for a new viewer what Kamen Rider is about.

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And subs are up, too.

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Thoughts on Drive 06, and Drive in general:

I knew the cliffhanger was gonna be resolved really quickly and in a pretty silly way, but a double Shift Car Ex Machina is really kinda pushing it. And then the rest of the episode went basically exactly how you knew it would. The secondary characters are trying to be interesting, but there's still nothing that separates them from the stereotypes that they gave off on the first episode. This whole thing is reminding me a lot of OOO (because it's following almost exactly the same beats from an upgrades/villains perspective), and Fourze (because it's also trying to support itself on a cast of 'genre archetypes taken to their logical extension'), but I've yet to see any real depth from either the plot or the characters.

I feel like you could completely shuffle 3-4 and 5-6 and aside from the "look at the new upgrades toys for your parents to buy", there'd be very little that'd be different. That's a worrying trend.

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By this point in Fourze (which this show keeps reminding me of, as you may have noticed), we were on our way into the secondary characters' arcs already. I'm not expecting Gaim-level plot advancement here, but a decent start would be nice before the inevitably slow middle bits.

And now that I think about it, OOO was killing Greeed off by seven or eight. I think the next couple episodes will really define how I feel about the start as a whole.

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Light Gun Man posted:

New transformation?

So Black RXX or something maybe?
If there isn't already a porn parody of RX called Black RXXX, I'm going to be very disappointed in humanity.

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I think whether or not I keep watching Drive will depend almost entirely on how they resolve the 7/8 cliffhanger.

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Stallion Cabana posted:

there's at least three things that happened in 7 that I feel like should be addressed or something.

The Roidmude's 'unstable form'
Why was Drive Randomly doubled over and coughing when he transformed? He didn't do that before.
The whole flowers stuff, obviously.
You're overthinking this. The 'unstable form' was an excuse/plot device based on it being different from the other Roidmudes. And he was coughing because the tire hit him in the chest really hard.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Even when they're terrible, the crossover movies are a gift to humanity. :allears:

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ZenMasterBullshit posted:

The truly strong never die. They live on in their acts and our hearts.
And in their profitability.

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Zedd posted:

I rather like them a lot!

Have fun with those Saban Brands. :getin:
Power Rangers Super Mega Ultimate Ninjas Forever!

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SpazmasterX posted:

Apparently the little shurikens become heads for the mecha, like the Zeo Megazord.

Edit: Oh god its worse than I thought it would be


Oh my god. :allears:

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Sep 30, 2009

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I think the color scheme and design is very old-school in general, at least. Maybe not Showa specifically, though.

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Burkion posted:

Solid white as a suit design wasn't really possible on suits like this back in the day- more on Sentai style ones, as those were infinitely easier to keep clean.
That's what it is! Mach looks like a Showa Sentai character! A sixth ranger, especially, just with a few more paint apps touches of color.

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Gotenks0053 posted:

So, new Drive Forms revealed teased in toy scan: http://d-amazing.tumblr.com/post/105475989545
Looks like it comes from the mid season mandatory belt attachment doodad.

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Raserys posted:

So, I've never watched a Kamen Rider series extensively, what's a good start? I hear W is a really good series.
W is really good, yes, and has a very solid plot. It's a great place to start if you want something with a solid story and interesting main characters that doesn't take itself too seriously. Grade: A
OOO is very... prototypical, in that it's a decent series that has most of the attributes that you're going to run into in all of them, just emphasized. Good music, nice suit design (mostly), entertaining secondary characters, a really boring main character, decent fight coreography, a filler-ish middle and a somewhat rushed ending. Basically, it's the series you watch when you want the experience of watching everything Kamen Rider in the last fifteen or so years all condensed into one series. Grade: B
Fourze is infectiously optimistic, and has, in my opinion, the best secondary cast of any Kamen Rider series. Its plot, however, isn't very deep, and it suffers very badly from 'monster of the week' syndrome. Great if you want something light-hearted, and not too self-important. It's also my favorite series, though I recognize that W is probably the better-written series. Grade: A-
Wizard is awful. Decent special effects, a cool concept, and a great secondary rider... that they proceed to do absolutely gently caress-all with for forty episodes. It's not the worse Kamen Rider series ever, but it's definitely one of the most forgettable. Grade: D
Gaim is rather unlike any other Kamen Riders, because it's written by the guy who did Madoka Magicka. Personally, I feel like it's a bad choice for a first series, because it works partially on twisting your expectations about how a Kamen Rider series will go. But nothing's really stopping you from watching it, I guess. Still, when you do finally watch it, very good, just with some problems sticking the landing at the end. Grade: A-
Drive is the current, ongoing series. It's still only 1/4 of the way in, so it's hard to judge whether it will be a good series or not. For now, the thread seems fairly fond of it.

I'll also say this. No matter what you watch, do not watch the TV-Nihon dub unless you have no other choice. They read like their QC team is "whatever dumbasses volunteered on the forums that week" because that's literally what it is. For W to Fourze and Drive, your best bet is probably Over-Ti.me.

TL;DR: Watch W, or Fourze if you want something goofy, and either way, watch the Over-ti.me sub.

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I dunno. Between his over-the-top Bruce Lee yells, his actually-pretty-decent mini-redemption-arc, and his upgrade being a goddamn Beyblade, it's kinda hard to stay mad at the guy.

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Mraagvpeine posted:

Judging from the thread title, can I assume that Kamen Rider Decade is not very good?
There are people who will tell you that Decade is a good way to get the cliffnotes versions of the previous nine series, and figure out which of them would interest you. This is a lie told by morons.

Kamen Rider Decade is what would happen if you wrote fanfiction about your super special self-insert character who went back and fixed everything you thought was wrong with the endings of the previous seasons, while at the same time being the most important and most powerful rider ~ever~, and even though he's such a good and important guy, everyone wants to kill him! I'm not making a word of that up, that's literally Decade's plot.

Edit There is exactly one scene in Decade worth watching, and it requires no context whatsoever:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap_CRESxNFE

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RE, what to watch in OOO, a list I posted in the Gaim thread a while back:

Poison Mushroom posted:

If you're going to watch OOO, stop watching after Eiji gets the Gatakiriba combo, or after the first fakeout about Gotou getting the Birth Belt. Then start watching again about 20 episodes later when Gotou finally actually gets the Birth Belt, because absolutely nothing happens in the middle.

In faaaaact...

If you're going to watch OOO, watch the following. (Each episode is a two-parter thing, hence the pairing of episodes.)
1-6: Establishes the characters, and 6 ends with the first Combo, and a really cool fight.
9-10: Optional. One of the only appearances of the RaToraTa combo.
15-16: SaGoZo combo, bad poo poo goes down with Mezool, and the introduction of Kamen Rider Birth.
19-20: TaJaDor combo, and hints about what's going on with Ankh.
23-24: Optional. A really goofy pair of episodes, and also one of only two appearances of the ShaUTa combo.
25-26: More about what's going on with Ankh, and the first bits about another plot arc.
29-30: Ankh-episodes again, and the resolution of the seeds planted in 25 and 26.
31-34: Start of the arc about the Purple medals.
35-38: This is about where I can't describe why episodes are important without spoiling things.
40: Optional. The end of this episode is important, but nothing before it, and it's recapped at the start of...
41-48: The home stretch.

Huh. That's not nearly as many pointless episodes as I thought. Probably because some of the two-parters feel like they drag on. So, to put it another way, skip... 7-8, 11-14, 17-18, 21-22, 27-28, and probably 39-40.

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Stallion Cabana posted:

He seems so far out there that you aren't supposed to take him seriously.
Between Meteor, both Birth, and Accel, secondary riders you can't take seriously are the rule, not the exception.

(For reference, I love all of them, especially Date, but oh Lord are they goofs.)

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Abaranger wasn't too bad? I don't remember much but the Abarekiller, but he was cool and Dino Thunder was drat good.

Does "the first 2/3s of Kyoryuger" count as an answer?

Edit: Gekiranger and/or Decaranger are my real answer.

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Tae posted:

It's not kamen rider until Sentai copies those really awkward and somewhat bad camera shots during battle.
Well, what was the last time a Sentai team fought a monster in that drat quarry, or at that drat amusement park or near those drat concrete pipes? It's not Kamen Rider without the MVP locations (that are used because they're super loving cheap to film at).

I'm pretty sure it's Kyoryuger, actually.

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Literally The Worst posted:

A whole bunch only have TVN subs so don't do this. It ain't worth it.
Except Den-O. Den-O is good even despite the TVN subs.

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DiscoJ posted:

I think I could do a 'better' job of subbing certain shows than TVN but the risk of receiving similar levels of ungratefulness kills any motivation. Even doing something as 'bad' as TVN takes a lot of time and effort and this fandom (at least, as represented by SA, 4chan's /m/ board, RB and HJU), really doesn't deserve it.
I think there's a difference between having this attitude towards what's literally the largest and most influential toku fansubbing group on the internet, and having it towards a one-man basement operation. Everyone's so loving harsh towards TVN because we know, with the resources and manpower they have, they should be able to do so much loving better.

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Oh my God, this is the best derail. :allears:

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Literally The Worst posted:

Dan Slott's a giant loving wenis, glad we all agree, now let's talk about literally anything else, including whether the toilet paper should be over the top or under the bottom.
I think Kamen Rider Kabuto had the largest suit design quality-to-show quality gap.

TheBee is still one of my favorite suit designs, period.

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Waffleman_ posted:

Wizard's not too far behind, in my opinion.
I think my problem with Wizard's designs is that they had one really cool suit idea, and then ran it completely into the loving ground.

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Literally The Worst posted:

I'm reserving judgment on Kabuto until it actually has subs.
:drat:

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Cricken_Nigfops posted:

The base Kiva suit is pretty cool lookin' too.
Supernova is a legitimately really good song.

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Simon The Digger posted:

So Studio Trigger recently submitted a short based on Denkou Choujin Gridman (which some of you may remember better as Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad) to the Japan Animator Exhibition and it's sweet as hell.

The reason the Gridman at the end of the video looks different from the original is because he indeed isn't the original - he's Gridman Sigma, from the cancelled Gridman sequel series (that later got turned into a photo story in a kids magazine, due to the fact that the Gridman Sigma costume was completed before the cancellation went through.)
God, I remember SSSS. When I was a kid, it got pulled from the network I watched it on with no warning whatsoever, and I was crushed. Pretty sure it was my first non-PR Turbo toku series, too.


Light Gun Man posted:

drat, was Gridman always so obviously Ultraman?
Yes.

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Cliff Racer posted:

Speaking of toys, I actually brought one despite my general hatred of adults paying money for this poo poo. Now it was a Figuart so it wasn't as bad as idiots paying sixty dollars for a dinogun or shilling out for a gadget that says "Heat" in a funny voice. 15 bucks at S&C so I decided why not and got Shinkenred. Big takeaway? I didn't know Figuarts are so tiny. I thought they'd be like eight inches or a foot tall, as is the box is as big as a regular sized alarm clock and the figure is smaller than my hand. Still looks neat I guess. Gonna sit it on my shelf and never touch it because that is the adult way to play with toys.
"I spent money on a nerd toy from a children's show, but I'm better than those other nerds who spent their money on different nerd toys from children's shows. :smugbert:"

Honestly, though, yeah, Figuarts are definitely on the smaller side.

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Cliff Racer posted:

I blame Kamen Rider's success with selling garbage for this trend and am pretty annoyed by it. I'm fine with KR sitting in its own lovely corner but I'd rather it stop infesting sentai with its bullshit.
We get it, dude, you hate Kamen Rider collectables.

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