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If I could have one superpower it would be the ability to put the Lucas Curse on any other vehicle, punishing people who are dicks in traffic by giving their vehicle electrical gremlins.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2013 00:43 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 19:22 |
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http://www.motoiq.com/MagazineArticles/tabid/59/articleType/ArticleView/articleId/867/Project-Honda-Ruckus-Part-One.aspx
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2013 08:10 |
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Jesus tapdancing christ, can't you loving cagers stay off facebook or stop texting for five goddamn minutes?
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2013 10:56 |
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ArbitraryTA posted:You think that's bad? I know dudes with tank mounted tablet holders. And on the topic of navigation, apparently the latest version of Google Maps has a "shake to send feedback" feature, which means any time you go over a bump or a rough patch of road the navigation will stop and pop up a "Would you like to send feedback?" dialog. Fortunately after you dismiss it for the second time it asks if you want to disable the feature.
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2013 13:42 |
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Wootcannon posted:Your desperation to get the last word in every time, like a 16 year-old on a work night out, is pathetic.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2013 22:38 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTRYm_peqGA His neighbours must love him.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2013 15:58 |
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Drifter posted:gently caress all ya'll. I'm gonna ride Bruce and you're just going to have to deal with it.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2013 22:57 |
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They're just pissy because they had to look up from their phone.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2013 21:12 |
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Makes me glad lowbeams are mandatory regardless of time of day here. Even in full daylight a vehicle is more visible with its lights on.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2013 01:17 |
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fingerling posted:double demerit point weekend
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2014 15:16 |
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BlackMK4 posted:You know what's worse than quitting cigarettes? Quitting wasting all of your time on the internet. They would have an online forum.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2014 15:17 |
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What did he find and how horribly is he going to die from it?
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2014 20:12 |
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Oh I thought it was a quote from the hipster tool site. I didn't bother reading all of that site because by the fourth paragraph my brain was about ready to pack its bags and jump ship.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2014 21:58 |
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Re: the latest video you posted, why do these videos always open with a stupid slow-motion shot that looks like poo poo because they don't actually have a high-speed camera but just lower the frame rate on their 25fps video? For a subculture that prides itself on being different above all, hipsters really don't have any original ideas. Taking something good and intentionally making it look/feel/perform like poo poo isn't original.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2014 09:41 |
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ReelBigLizard posted:I loving hate computers, I'm just too drat good at them. I'd be a blacksmith if it paid.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2014 12:21 |
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TheCoconutman posted:Guess they don't have the
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2014 16:27 |
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ElMaligno posted:I want to drag this dead horse back to say that wet shaving is loving awesome, then again most of my equipment is modern and I'm don't have unkempt nor am I fat.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2014 00:51 |
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Nidhg00670000 posted:You can't be sad on a snowmobile.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2014 00:50 |
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Slavvy posted:Should you be riding that??
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2014 23:11 |
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Slavvy posted:I'm trying to get my citizenship in order to get a passport and I've just gotten a letter from immigration telling me that the number of demerit points on my license indicate I have a disregard for traffic laws and 'may' indicate that I don't qualify as 'a person of good character' and that the bureau 'may' compile a report outlining this and present it to the minister, who will then decide whether or not to reject my application in order to 'give me sufficient time to demonstrate good character traits'. This would mean I lose the $450 application fee. And I thought Sweden was a nanny state.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2014 23:59 |
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I had a coworker who spent a stupid amount of money on replacing all the steel fasteners on his bicycle with high-grade aluminium or titanium or whatever to shave something like 50 grams total. I reminded him that he'd save more weight just by taking a poo poo every morning.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2014 00:46 |
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I just use the city rental bikes for my commute in summer since it's like 10 minutes by bicycle, mostly downhill in the morning. Costs like $35 for unlimited rental all summer, pick up and leave at any automated station, and I have a station pretty close to where I live and one just outside work.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2014 18:25 |
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Unsurprisingly, this is from Top Gear. The video has him hearing "Cut the green one! The green one!" over the radio.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2014 21:24 |
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Nidhg00670000 posted:What is this "savings" you talk about?
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2014 11:43 |
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slidebite posted:e: That license holder contraption is crying for a tasteful replacement though, jesus christ
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2014 12:48 |
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Slavvy posted:Also, today I got pulled over by a cop. I was on a road marked 80km/h and had just gone through a corner with a recommended speed of 65. I was well aware of him being behind me and I made an effort to go extra slowly and ride slightly under the limit. This is how it went:
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2014 09:28 |
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Amazing
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 14:04 |
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I wish I had a reason to ride more. I live too close to work for it to be worthwhile to commute on the bike, so I don't ride during weekdays unless I have to be somewhere after work (that doesn't involve alcohol). I'm a weekend warrior.
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# ¿ May 14, 2014 12:26 |
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I got stuck behind some rear end today who decided he had to sit with his wheels 5 cm from the curb so I couldn't filter past him. I got frustrated and said gently caress it, moved to the left and rode in the bus lane past the entire line of cars.. Halfway past I see a police car in the opposite lane. They didn't stop me and I'm pretty sure they don't care about a motorcycle using the bus lane to filter past as long as I'm blocking the buses, but I felt like an rear end anyway. We'll see if I get a ticket in the mail in the next couple of days.
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# ¿ May 20, 2014 11:40 |
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The road has a center divider that stretches for 2 blocks so they couldn't really turn around even if they wanted to.
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# ¿ May 20, 2014 12:03 |
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Ozmiander posted:Remember to check that your spring loaded kick stand is down all the way before you hop off the bike.
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# ¿ May 24, 2014 11:45 |
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The universal comeback is "And what do you ride?", 9 times out of 10 they don't even have a bike.
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# ¿ May 24, 2014 21:58 |
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Frosty- posted:He just forgot to put the kickstand down and gently laid his bike on the garage floor. Nobody does that.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2014 12:00 |
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Day Man posted:The roads in America are on average much much wider than the ones I experienced overseas.
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2014 00:45 |
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That really sucks. I guess the old idiom "when it rains it pours" holds true. I've lost my phone once and have become paranoid about forgetting stuff since then, so I habitually check my pockets all the time to make sure my phone, wallet and keys are still where they should be.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2014 09:19 |
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Who the hell puts a speed bump at the exit of a roundabout when there's no pedestrian crossing? Traffic engineers
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2014 12:29 |
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My garage closed the washing pad citing "environmental regulations". Bullshit, they just wanted to rent it out as a parking spot. Parking is at a premium here and a car spot in my garage runs you about $350 a month, which is still on the cheaper end of the scale for inner city garages. Collateral Damage fucked around with this message at 11:21 on Jul 30, 2014 |
# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 11:19 |
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Then you can say you were buying lovely café bikes and turning them into comfortable tourers before it was cool.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2014 16:28 |
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Chichevache posted:short as hell so it doesn't get messed up by the helmet
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2014 09:54 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 19:22 |
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Angryboot posted:That's just sad.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2015 11:53 |