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That's like 30k before fines. Hope you have enough slack in the late me to make the repair!
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Nov 26, 2015 00:55
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GreenNight posted:You should take days off.
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Renegret posted:No I want to know who John B is now.
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A ticket came in: Keyboard and Mouse - Need wireless keyboard and mouse for MacBook. I work in DevOps? The sad part is someone probably told him to open this ticket against the DEVOPS project in Jira. I responded to the ticket that we haven't written the keyboard / mouse auto-provisioner service and to open a ticket with the IT Service Desk.
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Siochain posted:Yep, seems to be. Our knowledge base is hosted on it, and just can't be accessed. Our ticketing system with them is...working mostly kind of but really slowly? Its fun. I really enjoy their free stickers they give us and not using their service.
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A ticket just came in: Subject: Additional accounts needed Description: Joe said so
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Dec 24, 2015 14:16
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larchesdanrew posted:THE Joe? Yeah THAT Joe
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Dec 24, 2015 18:10
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Crowley posted:Don't worry. The crazy won't show until tomorrow. You probably won't have a login or computer. Good luck sir
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Jan 4, 2016 14:15
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I should do this for the leap year and close 4 years worth of bullshit in Feb
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Jan 12, 2016 01:55
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A ticket came in:quote:When changes are pushed to the MASTER branch of test-automation-config this Jenkins build should start and it currently is not. "I'm to lazy to debug and fix my own issues, please do my job for me and while you are at it upgrade us to web hooks also. Thanks!"
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Jan 19, 2016 14:13
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GreenBuckanneer posted:i got a guy on the phone today who basically said "between you and me, 9/11 was a good plan" Sometimes I wish my team could coordinate as well as the terrorists. That timeline was spot on.
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Jan 20, 2016 05:33
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This might be better than the time one of my noc guys sent a dick pic to the cio of our state gov accidentally. To make it worse he then sent an apology email from his work account. Why he had that guys contact in his phone I'll never know.
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Kaethela posted:I feel like this is not the proper way to test e911 registration. Yeah, usually you work with the 911 dispatch center by getting transferred to them by a non-emergency line call to your local station. Then you talk to the supervisor or whoever to let them know "number" is making 911 test calls and asking if it is a good time for them because you know, they love testing 911 calls when they have 50 active incidents going on and a rampaging gunman on the loose.
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Feb 19, 2016 22:28
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We used to meat spin people or salsa snack them, turn off the monitor and turn the sound on just loud enough you'd hear it when you say down and you loving knew what was coming.
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vOv posted:I don't understand how leaving gay porn on your coworkers' computers doesn't get you immediately fired. Small Datacenter with no HR and an 8 person NOC. I'm just glad I made it out alive.
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Mar 28, 2016 23:22
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I bet the goon who did this really loves checkboxes and marking off his lists during audits where he can get them wiley users and IT people.
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ErIog posted:Serious Hardware / Software Crap › RE: A ticket came in: We must perform the ritual of An'tigh-Vyrus Please do the needful and revert back
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May 6, 2016 13:18
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He can't spill all the good podcast stories anymore here.
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Entropic posted:clusterfucks ruin everything around me Get the tickets! Password, password resets ya'll
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May 19, 2016 01:25
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devmd01 posted:A ticket didn't come in: drinking at the track (ims carb day) all day tomorrow thanks to a vendor, and my boss canceled my pto request since I was planning on going anyways and told me to have fun; he'd hold down the fort. Sup Indygoon. We had our company track outing last week and I snagged some tickets for the race last minute. Gonna get my European racing on.
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May 27, 2016 00:37
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MrMojok posted:Hahaha... I started actually disabling the work account on my phone when on vacation because of people like Dork I disabled my email on phone last vacation I went on in Early May and haven't turned it back on yet. If something is on fire you should be sending a pagerduty alert or calling me anyway not sending an email with vague rear end wording. E-mail 8-5 feels good man.
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larchesdanrew posted:But none of that old stuff. I want something fresh. I want some made this year wine! Can I interest you in some toilet wine I made with oranges and grapes after my last cocaine bust? Fresh vintage. Hints of IT worker despair and leather.
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anthonypants posted:Last night like right after 5pm both of our storage processors on our EMC array fell over, which wasn't too catastrophic and everything was up a few hours later. We got EMC to investigate why this happened, and their analysis points to a slow memory leak which built up over the 3+ years of uptime, and they suggest that maybe we should consider updating the firmware once in a while perhaps. I saw a ticket from New Relic that said they messed up the libs on their agent sdk and to fix it use symlinks and they'll fix it eventually. That was over a year ago. This feels about that level of no fucks given.
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22 Eargesplitten posted:Anyone want to guess what illegal stuff will be found on the laptop once it's recovered? Marshmallows
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Marshall Louis posted:Cellulose, it's what diodes crave. 
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Aug 23, 2016 02:11
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PierreTheMime posted:An email came in: "No" or "sorry this falls outside of our SOP for alerting and we can't do this. The policy is all or nothing alerting"
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: "Hey our oncall has been getting pages for issues that our specific team doesn't handle! Other people in our project should be paged. We have to fix this!"
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"Is mah snowflake ok? Are the Muslims attacking? Blame Obama Vote Trump" - angry parent
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Sep 2, 2016 02:37
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Larches you should send another robocall apologizing for it having the wrong outbound number and give the new one.
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Cross posting this level 3 update we got from them: "from level 3: They had 20 overture devices restart on their backbone all at the same time. They are dealing with capacity issues and bringing them back online currently. We'll update you once we know more"
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QuiteEasilyDone posted:To be entirely unfair, a pair of plane crashes destroyed a good portion of the Microwave point to point infrastructure in downtown Manhattan some 15+ years ago  we forgot
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Javid posted:I was really excited to be getting a phone with a fingerprint reader until I actually got it and found out it forces you to put in a code every so often regardless, thus defeating the time-saving purpose of having a fingerprint reader in a spot you'd normally grab the thing. Way to almost implement a good idea! 
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Feb 21, 2017 22:10
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Migishu posted:Holy poo poo please do the needful mods.
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Friday realtalk: Is larches ok? He's gone silent on us.
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CheeseSpawn posted:There was some fiber breakage with our market in canada in early morning yesterday, I come back tonight to learn a wolf got stuck in some pipe and was just chewing the fiber. They sent us a nice pic of wolf stuck, wish I could share it. Canadian wolves, the fiber squirrels of the great white north.
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Collateral Damage posted:I have an outlook rule that just removes the high priority flag from incoming emails. Same and I think I got the idea from this thread. It is spreading through our group like wildfire.
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Thanks Ants posted:I get the sentiment, but I'm not sure I'd wilfully down a necessary system to make a point. I let our Jenkins crash randomly out of spite even when I get alerts some days. Just kidding it doesn't have alerting.
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DizzyBum posted:An AWS outage came in. We survived without downtime! Praise be since I'm primary on call.
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Thanks Ants posted:Did you follow some crazy ritual known as "deploying in more than one region"? Multi-AZ multi-region. We did the needful.
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