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bitterandtwisted posted:One of our clients got hit by cryptowall 3 via an email attachment on Friday and another got it today. Two others reported getting the same email after we sent out a warning about it. Email in question was "please find my resume attached'. An email came in Big Wig posted:Fri 13/03/2015 2:56 p.m. Senior Tech posted:Fri 13/03/2015 2:57 p.m.Yes delete it's a compressed file holding a virus. A ticket comes in quote:Created at 16/03/2015 11:33
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 23:43 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 14:08 |
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Wizard of the Deep posted:You don't want to learn PowerShell because it can make your life a little easier now. You want to learn PowerShell because that's where Microsoft's going for managing infrastructure. The newer versions of Exchange use PowerShell underneath everything, even the GUI. You can even see what command it's going to run to do what you tell it to do in the GUI tools.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2015 04:57 |
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GreenNight posted:At my job I'm lucky if HR tells me a person leaves within 2 weeks of that person leaving. I'm waiting for an ex employee to VPN and delete poo poo or send out nasty emails.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2015 04:45 |
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KoRMaK posted:I think we here in this thread should help you by getting creative about how to make the best use of his and your time. For instance, and I'm just brainstorming here so forgive me for any bad ideas, give him a usb printer to install to a machine that nobody is using and supply him with three USB cords. Only one of the cords is proven to work. Laserface posted:I want to help him, so I am testing his problem solving skills. I knew the Ethernet port on his laptop was dead - I wanted him to show me he could do the most basic of troubleshooting (check for static IP settings, reset the device, etc) he didnt even know how to do that!
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 04:45 |
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SlayVus posted:At least it wasn't 3.5" floppies.
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# ¿ May 4, 2015 11:58 |
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Microsoft audits are awful. We had one last year that decided we were somehow 200 licenses in arrears in a company of ~150 and we ended up sending them a spreadsheet of every single machine we have and its key, after which they started an extended argument about how a large chunk of our machines were registered to a key that wasn't part of our licensing agreement so we needed to buy an extra license for each of those machines, and no what do you mean your OEM ships them that way that's not possible.
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 03:44 |
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I get that at my work but thankfully the policy is that billable hours are billable hours even if they're written off by the project manager and not charged to the client. The write-offs affect the project manager's KPIs so they always try to skip over telling you the project number or try to convince you not to bill all your hours, but for some reason very few people are inclined to burn their own KPIs for the higher-ups' bonuses.
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# ¿ May 18, 2015 22:37 |
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Sirotan posted:Honestly, I feel a little bad for the bunny. He's in there in a small little cage, he knocked over his food bowl, and is just kinda trembling in the corner. I just tired to entice him with a couple blueberries from my lunch and he just sat there scared shitless. I hope his new home will be a little better than his old one. Also, I highly advise against anybody thinking about a server room rabbit unless you really enjoy resolving user connectivity issues and power outages.
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# ¿ May 29, 2015 00:39 |
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A ticket came inProject Manager posted:Hi Ghostlight, The USB that he brought it in on is the master and only copy. He wasn't keeping dated revisions as per standard procedure. He never made a copy to the project folder on the network on the days he was in. He didn't use his OneDrive, the Sharepoint site specifically for people working from home, or the project Sharepoint site.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2015 06:00 |
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baquerd posted:*Quotes added*
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2015 10:11 |
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You are only allowed to do the needful.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2015 01:29 |
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BaseballPCHiker posted:This %100. Is there anyone out there that actually still allows inbound .zip or .exe attachments? It's easier and more manageable to block all of them and then make an exception for the special snowflake in marketing who gets zip files of photos for some reason.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2015 23:08 |
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larchesdanrew posted:Election time is coming up, and we're waaaaaay too cheap to invest in actual election coverage software. Guess who has been tasked with figuring out a way for 20 users to simultaneously and constantly update data in a meticulously formatted .xls file? For the record, I have no idea how SQL and/or databases work. I am ashamed. e: it took them two weeks, on a weekly report, to gently caress it up because one of them decided that inserting rows below the named table and formatting it to look like the table would somehow magically make it part of the table.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2015 23:57 |
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ilkhan posted:And on a different note, whats with dell/MS not including OS license stickers on laptops anymore? I've got a batch of E7450s coming in, factory win7, without any key stickers to be able to non-VL wipe and reinstall on. They have a win8 pro logo sticker and nothing else. Not in the battery compartment, not underneath the access panel, not in the documentation, nowhere. Just wipe it, install Windows 7 whatever, and it'll take care of activating itself.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2015 09:50 |
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ilkhan posted:And yet it doesn't. Which is why I mentioned it. Maybe I need a different source ISO.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 00:25 |
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In more boring ATCI... does anybody have any suggestions on how to go about testing the strength of user's passwords? The company board is requesting we give a report on our "resilience to cyber-attacks" after the chairman of the board almost took the company down with cryptowall, and I'm hoping to use the occasion to lobby for better password practices as almost all of our users have awful ones. It would help if I could demonstrate objectively how awful they are as I figure if they're going to shoot themselves in the foot blaming us then I want to load the gun with buckshot.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2015 04:49 |
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Well, I know they're atrocious because I do ask for passwords and a) 80% of users give it to me without even questioning why, b) the same rough percentage are just a single word with a number - a good portion are just the default password we make accounts with but with a number at the end to meet complexity requirements. I was looking more at harvesting a 'seconds-to-brute-force' sort of metric to put into the sort of graph that board members understand.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2015 05:14 |
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gently caress, I could just send that website to everyone and lock the account of anyone who types their password into a website that explicitly tells them it could steal it.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2015 08:22 |
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Gilok posted:"I'm sorry, Arunakrishnan takes too long to type. Your name is Toby now"
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2015 08:08 |
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"Don't cost us our cushy jobs you idiot"
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2015 03:06 |
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Vague tickets you reckon?quote:could you please look at print setiing ?
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 06:39 |
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Does anybody know if there's a flag in Exchange Online to run a rule against messages which aren't classified as Spam? There's one for setting the SCL above which the rule will trigger, but not one below which it will trigger - so I get a whole bunch of false notifications from quarantined emails.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2015 22:39 |
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The most mundane ticket came in: Hi [Ghostlight] I see you have uploaded the awards to the china website
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2015 00:29 |
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:I don't really get how people get confused by changes between operating systems since Windows 7. If you already know how to do something in Windows 7, 8, or 10, you know how to do it in the others - hit the windows key and start typing. I literally have no idea how to get to the control panel the "correct" way in Windows 10*, but it doesn't matter. Hit the windows key or click on the start menu, type 'control panel', and what do you know, there it is.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2015 23:36 |
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A ticket came inquote:______!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!______________
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 01:45 |
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So we finally sold to management and completed pulling local admin rights from the 250+ computers we have deployed after having two crypto scares. Time to relax with a beer and a joke. So a USB of pirated movies walks into a laptop that had been redeployed without documentation or a virus protection agent...
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2015 23:21 |
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Dillbag posted:If you think shower beer is amazing just wait until you have a poo poo smoke.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2015 05:06 |
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The client says Skype for Business, but it's still Lync 2013 on the server! MJP posted:Anyway, e/n over. Anyone have pointers for someone who hasn't touched unified communications before on how to handle a Lync 2013 Enterprise deployment involving UC, presence, and IM? We run a on-premises Lync server connected to Office Online and so far the hardest part of keeping it working has been remembering to run a powershell command on the Lync server after enabling Unified Messaging in Exchange Online.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2015 00:33 |
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Just zip the files.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2015 05:47 |
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Mine says "IT Daemon" but I feel the clock is ticking on that as corporate has been trumpeting a signature overhaul for the entire company the last couple of months. As long as they never crack down on my computer/rap puns in my Lync status.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2015 10:52 |
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We've had an increasing amount of novelty ways of delivering the same spam in the last two weeks, but by far my favourite so far is the "PayPal Update" email. It's the same regular "your account is restricted! Click here to give us your password!" email you'll all be familiar with, but instead now the email has a completely empty body because it's attached as an HTML file to get around content filters. That's not all though, because I opened it in notepad to see if it had any elaborate js/flash vulnerability poo poo going on (it doesn't, it's just the standard phish with new paint) and this beautiful anachronism is in the code: code:
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 23:40 |
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2015 11:33 |
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Pictured: typical mug user.
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2015 12:33 |
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We rolled out three new printers today at work It was 15 minutes before a designer complained they weren't consulted over the printer names, and by the end of the day there was a rumour that one of them had started a petition to get us to run a naming competition for them. I'd requested tomorrow off several weeks ago because I'm going to Australia for the weekend, but when I get back on Monday there will be another seven new printers in three other office locations and I'll be in charge of technical support for all of them.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 07:31 |
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On the topic of email; our problem office has started making painful bleating sounds about getting a trial for Oasys Mail Manager set up because they feel like the current email archiving process is too tiresome for them. Does anybody have any familiarity with it? I mean, these guys are such a pain in the rear end they're going to end up buying it regardless of the outcome, but at least I can try to be prepared for the degree of south it will take us.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 21:26 |
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EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:At my last job, I worked in IP law, and one of the clients we had for trade-mark stuff was the COMPLETELY NOT WORK SAFE http://www.fleshjack.com/. Getting asked to unblock that page by a 60 year old woman was the funniest thing in the whole entire world.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 01:59 |
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GnarlyCharlie4u posted:If the network was down... how did he expect the email to be sent? PS: FACEBOOK IS DOWN
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 03:52 |
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ConfusedUs posted:It would be a hell of an adventure.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 09:08 |
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Please be respectful on these forums
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 14:08 |
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Crowley posted:The "tapes in the back of a station wagon hurtling down the freeway" still holds. LTE tapes hold a poo poo-ton of data, and you can fit a lot into the trunk of a Volvo V70.
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2015 22:48 |