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Agrikk posted:I can just see you walking into a L&D OR: The women is up on the table, feet in stirrups and sees you walk in. "You aren't my regular doctor." This is how speculum bucket accidents happen. 
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kensei posted:On a scale of One to "Oh Dear God No," how badly do I not want to be the SharePoint Administrator?
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JohnnyCanuck posted:I need to know how many calls/emails/live-animals-nailed-to-your-door there've been from The Old Job. I'm more interested in how many zeros are on the check they offer you for outside consulting
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pr0digal posted:Then you get to the gun photos and jade helm and 9/11 photos Was going to post this. Now I'm going to make a Markov Chain account of this twitter account and see which is more  My money is on bot account making more sense than the dude. 
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pr0digal posted:I'll keep that in my back pocket for Windows but this is on Mac. The solution is That's a thing huh? I had this issue come up with some users last week, design dpt of 5 Macs, "random file locking issue, can't rename or move folders" All use InDesign/Adobe etc all use finder in column view with previews enabled. All my research indicated this was one of the leading culprits. I may need to make a phone call tomorrow..
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"Red Rover, Red Rover, send a RAID rebuild right over"
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So uh.. you still work there huh? 
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Neddy Seagoon posted:You'd think there'd be offsite backups to negate this kind of thing.
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"Your honor it's not my fault that the idiot admin who still thinks it's okay to run Novell and Server NT decided to wire the whole school with hubs"
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The same people still using VBA macros
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Kyrosiris posted:A ticket update came in. Are you the guy that works in hosting?
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flosofl posted:Still can't require you to work unpaid. So don't.
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pixaal posted:It mentions that it makes an event in the event log. What is the Event ID? 8125, I think he added that in an edit.
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:I just drank the last of my Stoli Elite...
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an e-waste shipment came in, anyone have the CE's phone/address so I can send him a new terastation?
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A Pinball Wizard posted:Who was the goon who made the FRSM anti crypto powershell script? I think the latest version with the Chinese and Russian filenames broke it on 2008. That or I'm bad at powershell, but that can't be it Nexxi
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Sounds like the perfect opportunity to get the minion out of your hair for a few days by having him bring a pallet of iPads into the nearest Fruit Stand.
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Khisanth Magus posted:It would be hilarious to show up at an apple store with a trunk completely full of locked ipads, a bunch of receipts, and say "Get to it fruit boy." 
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Why don't you just fix your password script and tell everyone that a system glitch occurred and their password is what was communicated.
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TheShazbot posted:Do you have a source for this? It would explain why suddenly my printer deployment group policy, among other things no longer works. See https://blogs.technet.microsoft.com/askpfeplat/2016/07/05/who-broke-my-user-gpos/ Also: https://blogs.technet.microsoft.com/askds/2016/06/22/deploying-group-policy-security-update-ms16-072-kb3163622/
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Document, document, document. Labor offices love nothing more than being handed a stack of papers meticulously detailing violations, less work for them! Then enjoy your pay day after you do eventually find a new job!
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What do you mean. They have a Service Larches Agreement. They pay him peanuts and expect him to thank them for the job.. 
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I'd like to imagine your avatar is literally you as you hoof it to your truck in the lot after work today.
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Segmentation Fault posted:Hold music chat: I just discovered today that the hold music at my new job at this cafe is loving Opus Number 1.
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Super Slash posted:Ignoring the nutso request, more scanners and MFP's need to implement loving LDAP and stuff, global address book search is awesome compared to constantly being whined at because someone's name isn't on a scanner list. 
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GreenNight posted:Wait until the users that do have iphone 7's lose their special headphones and they expect the company to fork over the money for a replacement pair. They're not special headphones, they're the normal earpod ones with a 3.5mm headphone jack. there is a 3.5mm to lightning adapter though 
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GreenNight posted:Ah okay. They're just like the Mophie cases. They have a 3.5mm jack that is wired into the lightning port.
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adding .mdb and .accdb to the DFSR filter was one of the happiest days of my life. Adding it to FSRM may top that 
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The built in Remote Connection or whatever is a steaming pile of poo poo. Download Microsoft Remote Desktop from the App Store (it's got a red-orange icon) and use that.
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Gealar posted:I hadn't heard of that before, but it does make sense why the letters would be disappearing after reading the article. The fix was to install office on the print server and get the newest calibri font installed on it as well. This is some level poo poo heremewse posted:If you know what's going on inside the printer drivers on a Windows server I'd like to hire you as my company's printer expert yeah, you and everyone else  will be Thanks Ants after just one month
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Thanks Ants posted:How much is the advise of "throw all your printers away" worth? Every dollar saved not being spent on printer support, plus the equivalent increase in quality of life improvement. Also the money saved by the company on health care not spent on repairing liver damage 
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Tomie knows me posted:I work at a healthcare advertising agency. How much whiskey should I drop off at our helpdesk? Better find the contact info for your nearest distributor. Offer a buyout sight unseen and you'll be moving in the right direction.
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Ghostlight posted:Well obviously I want it done the right way and you're the professional in the matter so obviously you know what that way is. "Here is a quote for $xx,xxx to do it the right way then"
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pixaal posted:Ticket: I leaned over and my tits flipped the computer I'm sorry, I'm not quite sure I understand. Can you reproduce the issue?
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Javid posted:*I* am for it, the only time I've actually been an early adopter to a new cable standard; I've been putting scratches deep enough to feel into the "front" side of my phone and tablet charger plugs on the device end so I can plug them in blind at night and now I don't have to. But I foresee many ways people will still find to gently caress it up. Nah they removed the headphone jack, remember?
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