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Nah, they just hone in on the last bit if it rings true and go YES [THATS THE ONE] but omit that last part.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2015 18:12 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 08:35 |
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Reminds me of that time when I was 8 years old and 'cleaning up' the computer. autoexec.bat? When something needs executing, I'll do it myself! *delete* Dad wasn't too happy about that one.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 14:57 |
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So would you say the laptop is running hot?
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 16:43 |
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That last one is glorious. I NEED TECH SUPPORT.................................................click
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2015 10:24 |
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Snuffman posted:An unexpected conference call suddenly came in. At least you get to laugh at them a few months down the road when they try to hire you back because the outsourced IT is poo poo.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2015 07:46 |
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Potato Salad posted:A ticket came in... Reminds me of when I was back in highschool, a buddy for a biology assignment was saving our report as "Assignment.bas". When I asked him why he kept typing the file extension instead of just letting Word put .doc after it he replied: " well duh, it's a biology assignment."
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# ¿ May 6, 2015 08:53 |
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Usually these things pack themselves into a zip (sometimes password-protected with pw in the email) to evade AV. Renaming the file is never needed.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2015 09:11 |
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Watching that physically hurt. I'm not cut out for support I guess.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2015 15:49 |
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larchesdanrew posted:A wondrous state-wide road trip came in. More please, I want to hear the many many ways every weather cam is hosed up. spankmeister posted:Meanwhile, at larchesdanrew's: it just goes on and on! was this thing in a sawmill for 30 years?
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2015 08:00 |
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Today, a ticket was closed. Disclaimer: I'm a code monkey, not IT support. Today I pushed some code to production that had been sitting in a feature branch for - wait for it - 14 months. I created the branch and wrote 99% of the new code in it in may 2014, and every time I brought it up to my supervisor, he'd make some excuse to put it off. He wanted to review it. I needed to test it more. He wanted to test it. He wasn't sure it was safe, or efficient, or even working at all. I gave a goddamn Powerpoint presentation to him and my tech lead manager about why it was important to the website and to me that we did this, what it did and what would have to change in any new code. I made it completely backwards compatible with the old code so only the bare minimum had to be rewritten. I even had a private talk with my tech lead manager about difficulties in working with my supervisor and the feature branch was one of the things he brought up as an example of his stubbornness. Last week he was promoted away to another building and I was tasked with more responsibility. Two days later I resumed work on the feature branch and today I finally put it live. I didn't even ask for his permission. (for those interested: I phased out the old, deprecated PHP mysql_* functions in favor of the modern PDO database handler.)
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 14:57 |
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Jeoh posted:Anything that breaks in the next 14 months is because of your code. I'm 100% ready for responsibility. Supervisor has taken it upon himself to review the code now (2 days after I put it live and nothing broke) and is throwing possible 'critical problems' my way every 5 minutes, none of which are actually critical or possible. I'm just happy that the hardest part is over.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 11:57 |
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MrMojok posted:How long has Cryptolocker been coming in through Flash vulnerabilities? Probably a few months at least, but I'm willing to bet it shot up tenfold after the multiple Flash 0-days from the Hacking Team hack got into the wild.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 08:02 |
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divabot posted:I'd have thought it was a circle. I remember seeing my sister's PC a few years ago and immediately, intuitively understanding how it could be that 25% to 50% of PCs were botnetted. I think my brother-in-law had never seen a piece of crapware he didn't like. The hard disk was full because the recycle bin had never been emptied. Toolbars. THESE ARE THE PEOPLE iMACS WERE MADE FOR. The only thing saving them was they were on dialup (in 2010). Though they've since got broadband, so my mother (who also got broadband for this one use case) could Skype her grandchildren. This is mythical. I remember years ago a doctor colleague of my dad who had so much trouble with his PC, he invited me over almost bi-weekly to clean up the drat thing. It ran Windows ME. Something was wrong with it every drat time - virus, adware, system restore freaking out, you name it. One time his daughter even called me over because she got a drive-by virus infection and trying to clean it up, she deleted win.ini. It was like this machine attracted problems.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 09:59 |
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 09:53 |
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Ursine Asylum posted:Ironic you should say that, given that I just got to spend a day trying to recover a month's worth of code from a developer who forgot that the "distributed" part of Bitbucket repositories doesn't mean "you never have to push or pull". What the gently caress if he never pushed or pulled, did he never wonder why his poo poo never appeared on the server? Was he just commiting everything locally?
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2015 10:29 |
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He probably means Bittorrent though. That poo poo eats bandwidth far faster than video streaming.
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2015 16:10 |
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Volmarias posted:Everything on the show is either theoretically possible or already done, although there's a bit of hand waving for narrative reasons. Huh. Maybe I need to restart watching Mr Robot on this premise. I was told it deserved praise mainly for its accurate portayal of an autistic protagonist, and stopped watching when it did not do so in the slightest. I am not autistic but I worked with a few on a job years ago. One was a silent borderline math genius, the other was your basic sperg. Very hard workers though.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2015 12:07 |
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Go larchesdanrew!
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 13:14 |
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My dad, God bless his soul, once explained to me how windows that are on top get more CPU than the ones behind it. However, this was Windows 3.11 so it's possible he was right.
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 14:15 |
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nielsm posted:Windows not-Server does in fact raise the priority slightly of the process that has the current active window. That's really cool! But since my dad never raised his tech-level above that of 'write a hello world app in Visual Basic 3' I doubt he knew this. Probably just guessed it.
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 14:42 |
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Ghostlight posted:We've had an increasing amount of novelty ways of delivering the same spam in the last two weeks, but by far my favourite so far is the "PayPal Update" email. Haha, reminds me of a project I inherited from some ex-coworker that was managed by a regular/temp sorta guy we sometimes hire in the meantime. He hated this project. The source code he added/edited is peppered with profanities, rants and exclamations. The class he hated most is 50% commented-out code (most captioned with something like 'why won't this work???') and at the very bottom, a HUGE ascii art piece saying I AM SO DONE. It's great.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2015 09:16 |
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A ticket came in from my manager... thing is broken, please fix it ASAP coworker made this, better let him do it coworker is busy fulltime on other thing with a hard deadline, he can't. you gotta do it. plus, now you'll know how it works! I don't even know where the code for thing is, let alone understand it, find the bug, or fix it. This coworker never documents *anything*. And this is apparently taking precedence over the really really important project I was already assigned to.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 08:26 |
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EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:git bisect is the way to fix this (if it has ever worked before), but I'm terrified to ask whether this is in version control at all. We use svn but yeah. Turns out the error was some bizarre timing issue with an external system not responding fast enough in production, but the whole thing just working fine in our test environment. I'd probably have cludged together the same solution as my coworker did, but he did it a lot faster since it was his code.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 14:38 |
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deimos posted:What year is this? Sadly, I've worked at multiple places that used no source version control at all, followed by me badgering them until they started using it within a week or 2. I've only worked at one place with Git instead of SVN so far, and The Other Team at my current workplace uses TFS. Only one place used CVS, and we ended up not working with them because they wanted a team of 2 developers to create a full-fledged realtor webapplication in 3 months larchesdanrew posted:Supervisor's catch-phrase is alive and well.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 08:09 |
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Probably because it starts with 'A' and the list of programs is alphabetical. Maybe they shift-clicked it?
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 10:48 |
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frogbert posted:My guess is there is a radio/phone sitting on/near their mouse cord and the interference from a radio signal is causing the computer to think the mouse wheel is in use. GSM phones will do this. The post explained the voip interference, but the OS thinking the mouse is scrolling because of some radio interference is blowing my mind. what are the odds?
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2015 08:13 |
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I wish there was an online feed of whatever larches' tv station is broadcasting so we can witness the exact moment it all goes to poo poo inevitably.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2015 08:07 |
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We expect a link and a name the day you're no longer exployed there, of course.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2015 11:51 |
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uh.. a virus? Nah, it probably got base64 encoded twice.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 12:46 |
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Congratulations larches! I'm imagining the CE coming into your former office the day after you leave and going 'hey, why isn't this done yet, aren't you.... huh.'
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 16:47 |
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larchesdanrew posted:CE Doesn't Understand Lightbulbs and Also Suffers From Extreme Paranoia: Everytime I think I've figured out how dumb this guy is, larches posts stuff like this.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 13:00 |
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larchesdanrew posted:I'm freeeeeeeeeeeee It's monday
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2015 15:11 |
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Judge Schnoopy posted:All Mr.Coffee's come with built in botnets that hijack Keurigs on the same network and force the lcd screens to read "gently caress you" I looked up the tech manual to our coffee maker to see if I could do this, but sadly there's no option to change the display messages. I can, however: - block certain products from being brewed - increase/decrease the percentage of water used while making coffee - view how many times a product has been made (I had a minor when we hit 20k total) I didn't want to be too much of an rear end in a top hat to most of the company though, so I just changed the display language every day for a week.
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2015 09:19 |
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I never did this before, I can just put the turkey in the microwave with a cup of water overnight, right?
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2015 09:19 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:I wonder how easy learning Dutch would be since I already know English, some Swedish, and a bit of German. Then again I don't know what I'd do with Dutch personally or professionally There's really no point since literally every Dutch person also speaks English. And there's only 16 million of us.
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2015 15:44 |
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Inspector_666 posted:I poo poo you not. They were enormous, too, since they were using 3.5" drives arranged side by side. Holy poo poo. This explains so much about the 1TB LaCie drive I had.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2015 12:51 |
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KARMA! posted:Tangentially, when did people decide to drop the first period when vocalizing a url? "Hello this is bob. Please go to double u double u double u It got to the point that at least one company here was advertising with their url at the end of the radio message, omitting the first period. Some pranksters then registered wwwcompany.com and put up a giant notice on it saying you were at the wrong page and that [company] was stupid.
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2016 15:02 |
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J posted:Yup. Microsoft published a research paper about it. Essentially, it costs scammers very little to send out their scam attempts to lots of people, but once a mark actually responds to the scam, the scammer has to spend time interacting with each mark that responds. If the mark ultimately gets suspicious and backs out, that time wasted is expensive for the scammer. As a result, they use really bad english and terrible looking scams to ensure that the people who do respond are the most gullible and most likely to hand over money. That's fantastic, I never thought of that. It reminds me of the Whatsapp malicious popup on mobile that actually makes your phone vibrate. Seeing your device do something you didn't know it could do is pretty scary. example
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2016 09:19 |
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Chrome popup storm? Comedy option: that joke program from 1999 that spawned itself three more times when you closed it. 1down3togo.exe or something.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2016 16:09 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 08:35 |
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Am I late to the party of telling stories of being idiots with computers? I remember being an annoying dork with a portscanner at university. My favorite hobby was finding local cable-modem users with Windows fileshares exposed to the internet. Edit c:\autoexec.bat and c:\msdos.sys to disable booting into Windows 9x and showing a message warning them about being bad with security and some links to fix+prevent it. This was between 1998 and 2000. At some point I found out you can access anyone's windows\system folder if they have a printer shared, and ran a virus scan on our sysadmin's PC remotely. He was infected with Sub7.
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