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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I want to say 15 for some reason.

That's right, fifteen goals. No, really.

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
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I'm getting a reading of 57.3% on my Wellness Meter.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
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I afraid the forums will implode and cause a black hole if Jozy scores against liverpool.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
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After the soviet post (which i liked), I thought you had written that and got more and more worried as I read along.

That person cares about Jozy almost as much as some of the people in this thread.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
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I was imagining the little triangles as tiny campsites where Jozy would sit on his rear end for a while then move somewhere else for a nap

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
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Your Weird Uncle posted:

but.. jozy loves scoring like a fat kid loves cake...according to you

Go google that phrase

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
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Your Weird Uncle posted:

i had some joke planned where i screencapped myself googling what i wrote, as per your request, but decided that was too much effort. besides, this thread is about how averse josmer altidore is to scoring

That's too bad because this thread is repetitive as hell and 35 pages long and poo poo.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
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I believe in Jozy

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
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Jozy was just waiting for his chance to school John Terry an defeat racism.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
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Jozy is the Willie Mays of foot. Discuss.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
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Modus Trollens posted:

hes going to cut off his ear after poyet tells him he can't have a pie at half time

Jozy ate Borini's halftime calzone and Fabio almost died. Shocking stuff.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
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"He's 10 times the player Fletcher is"

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
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blue footed boobie posted:

He's already made it as an American Superstar. He doesn't need to run.

These Colors Don't Run. :911:

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
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I like this one because it looks like fireworks imo

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
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Jozy love pie

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
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red_blip posted:

MMmmm, I dunno, I see him as a more railhawks, silverbacks, cosmos kinda guy.

Nice casual racism

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
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List all your best flops op

Mine (We should do a worst XI):
Osvaldo
Cornelius
That Greek Kid
Lamela
Moyes

paddyboat fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Apr 17, 2014

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
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lovely Van Shitstinkel

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
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jaja

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
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vyelkin posted:


JOZY
What are you trying to tell
me? That I can score goals?

BIG SOCCER
No, Jozy. I'm trying to tell
you that when you're ready,
you won't have to.


:keanu reeves whoa:

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
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Oracle: Big Soccer believes in you, Jozy. And no one, not you, not even me can convince him otherwise. He believes it so blindly that he's going to sacrifice his life to save yours. You're going to have to make a choice. In the one hand you'll have Big Soccer's life and in the other hand you'll have your own. One of you is going to die. Which one will be up to you. I'm sorry, kiddo, I really am. You have a good soul, and I hate giving good people bad news. Oh, don't worry about it. As soon as you step outside that door, you'll start feeling better. You'll remember you don't believe in any of this fate crap. You're in control of your own life, remember? Here, take a cookie. I promise, by the time you're done eating it, you'll feel right as rain.

Jozy: Phwoar, chocolate chip and raisin.



paddyboat fucked around with this message at 18:04 on May 2, 2014

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
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whoa, nnelli

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
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It was funny how many people it took to carry him off.

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
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I liked it when we did Matrix qoutes

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