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I want to say 15 for some reason. That's right, fifteen goals. No, really.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2013 19:10 |
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# ¿ May 18, 2024 22:21 |
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I'm getting a reading of 57.3% on my Wellness Meter.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2013 03:05 |
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I afraid the forums will implode and cause a black hole if Jozy scores against liverpool.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2013 15:30 |
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After the soviet post (which i liked), I thought you had written that and got more and more worried as I read along. That person cares about Jozy almost as much as some of the people in this thread.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2013 00:02 |
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I was imagining the little triangles as tiny campsites where Jozy would sit on his rear end for a while then move somewhere else for a nap
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2013 01:48 |
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Your Weird Uncle posted:but.. jozy loves scoring like a fat kid loves cake...according to you Go google that phrase
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2013 01:52 |
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Your Weird Uncle posted:i had some joke planned where i screencapped myself googling what i wrote, as per your request, but decided that was too much effort. besides, this thread is about how averse josmer altidore is to scoring That's too bad because this thread is repetitive as hell and 35 pages long and poo poo.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2013 02:20 |
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I believe in Jozy
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2013 13:48 |
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Jozy was just waiting for his chance to school John Terry an defeat racism.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2013 03:56 |
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Jozy is the Willie Mays of foot. Discuss.
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2013 21:53 |
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Modus Trollens posted:hes going to cut off his ear after poyet tells him he can't have a pie at half time Jozy ate Borini's halftime calzone and Fabio almost died. Shocking stuff.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2014 19:04 |
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"He's 10 times the player Fletcher is"
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2014 00:33 |
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blue footed boobie posted:He's already made it as an American Superstar. He doesn't need to run. These Colors Don't Run.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2014 23:16 |
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I like this one because it looks like fireworks imo
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2014 19:43 |
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Jozy love pie
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2014 20:46 |
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red_blip posted:MMmmm, I dunno, I see him as a more railhawks, silverbacks, cosmos kinda guy. Nice casual racism
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2014 11:56 |
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List all your best flops op Mine (We should do a worst XI): Osvaldo Cornelius That Greek Kid Lamela Moyes paddyboat fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Apr 17, 2014 |
# ¿ Apr 17, 2014 22:37 |
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lovely Van Shitstinkel
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2014 22:47 |
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jaja
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# ¿ May 2, 2014 15:47 |
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vyelkin posted:
:keanu reeves whoa:
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# ¿ May 2, 2014 17:01 |
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Oracle: Big Soccer believes in you, Jozy. And no one, not you, not even me can convince him otherwise. He believes it so blindly that he's going to sacrifice his life to save yours. You're going to have to make a choice. In the one hand you'll have Big Soccer's life and in the other hand you'll have your own. One of you is going to die. Which one will be up to you. I'm sorry, kiddo, I really am. You have a good soul, and I hate giving good people bad news. Oh, don't worry about it. As soon as you step outside that door, you'll start feeling better. You'll remember you don't believe in any of this fate crap. You're in control of your own life, remember? Here, take a cookie. I promise, by the time you're done eating it, you'll feel right as rain. Jozy: Phwoar, chocolate chip and raisin. paddyboat fucked around with this message at 18:04 on May 2, 2014 |
# ¿ May 2, 2014 17:26 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2014 19:10 |
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whoa, nnelli
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2014 19:55 |
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It was funny how many people it took to carry him off.
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2014 01:51 |
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# ¿ May 18, 2024 22:21 |
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I liked it when we did Matrix qoutes
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2014 12:33 |