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ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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A choice.

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ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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Dr. Tough posted:

You should have just save scummed when your kid died

If it came to that he could just have gone into the save and removed her death date.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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A wise man conserves his strenght so that he may tear out the eyes of his enemies in their moment of weakness.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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Join the Kommenians

The Roman Empire is a familiar kleptocracy and I would have it no other way!

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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The HRE got a bad case of the pox, right there.

And hey, internal administration doesn't get half as much credit as it deserves. The other Empresses might have been conquerors, but Trajan was a real state-builder.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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I see the Black Chamber was fond of Yaroslav.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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DerLeo posted:

If you don't like inexplicably superpowered Chinese conquest I'm not sure what makes you happy, this is great fun.

There is an explanation, actually. There is no America in this world, so the invasion of Iberia came across the sea.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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##Vote Rome for there is no place like home.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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Gyra_Solune posted:

I personally think it would be a bit neat if there were HRE-like institutions for numerous regions - the British and Iberian Leagues, the...Seljuk places since that's the only name for them I remember maybe the Turkic Poly-Caliphate or something with a less lame name, and possibly that kind of apparatus for vassal states of ours that are less in our control - the Pechenegs and others like them. I wonder if that kind of thing with numerous HREs is even possible, or how glitchy it would be.

Closest you can do is apply the shogunate system to a custom government (i.e.: Vassals can have diplomatic relations, including war, with each other), which isn't really appropriate for regions that don't have a clear central ruler (like us).

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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##B: The Roman Holy Roman Empire! For a more fun (and dangerous!) LP!

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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Rincewind posted:

France in particular will be split up and balanced around our own power level, since preliminary work on the mod all points to them being our main enemy.

So if B wins, France will be more nerfed than if A wins, which might just see a couple of the more important ck2 vassals released.

But you're the human, don't nerf it, you can beat the robot!

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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I'd make A case, but I am tired.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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Let it B.

Also I don't want you to suffer having to mod the HRE.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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Blackunknown posted:

Perhaps give them a Shogunate style system where one is the leader and the rest are slowly annexed by said leader?

That could actually be a good idea, as it would allow them to compete amongst each other while maintaining a defensive alliance against outside aggressors. Very easy to mod too.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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B, these are OUR ROMANS.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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Rincewind posted:

EDIT: Given our emperors' and empress' track record on the battlefield, I really shouldn't let any of them lead armies.

Putting down a bet that you will be in a PU under Kiev by the third update.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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Bastards one and all, not a single legitimate noble amongst these traitors.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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quote:

Oh, and they killed all the Bretons at some point, too.

They are doing God's work.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g12WWLmcxw0

I did not believe you could sink so low.

##VOTE B

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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It is still an AI nation.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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BwenGun posted:

Schedule the first multiplayer session. One person plays France, and then another player takes every neighbour or ally of a neighbour to France. What follows is the war of the first coalition, hopefully ending with France cut back to its traditional borders, with the added bonus of actual players adding some spice to the conduct of the war.

I'd suggest ThatBasqueGuy for France, he has some experience with fighting all of Europe.

And don't forget Le Blob has her own allies.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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##Vote C

For it is a terrible idea, fit to prove how unfit the Abrahamic faiths are for Rome. May it open the gates for the true pantheon that rules the world, hail Eris, Viva Discordia!

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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Rincewind posted:

Yeah, anyone can vote! You don't need to have joined a party or participated in Senate sessions or whenever. I can't really blame people for just skimming over Senate sessions at this point. :v:

Be right back, calling my ventrillo buddies to tilt the vote.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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Changing from ##Vote C to ##Vote A, Rome must preserve its institutions to be strong. Rome strong.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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Tomn posted:

Now I'm hearing a common theme here - "The Bogomilists are radicals ANYWAYS, so we shouldn't have to defer to them in the least because they wouldn't listen to us." But is this really an intellectually rigorous analysis of Bogomilism, or is this simply giving in to intellectual sloth - a justification that allows the Church to act as it desires, not as it needs to do?

For consider this: Bogomilist radicals there are, surely, who wish to see all state and church hierarchy overthrown. But at least as common, I am sure, are Bogomilist moderates who wish only to live in peace, without being ruled by the church. After all, if they are not willing to die in foreign lands for the sake of the Mother Church, how much more willing would they be to die in Roman lands for the sake of "liberating" others from the oppressive grip of the Mother Church - so long as they are left alone?

Yet here is the Council, proclaiming that Bogomilism is the foulest heresy, to be opposed to the furthest extent of the law. Keep in mind that people turn to Bogomilism because they distrust the Church, and do not believe it will do what it says it does. How easily then will they believe that the Church will stay perfectly within the letter of the law, let alone the spirit? And after all, how much might they be harassed even within those legal limits? And given that the Council has just derided Bogomilism as rank heresy, how restrained do you imagine the priests on the ground to be - those without the wisdom to realize that they exist at the sufferance of their community?

The Council has in effect declared that for Bogomilists, it is either the Church way or the highway. But Bogomilists, even moderate Bogomilists, already have one foot on the highway. Does the Council's decree not force them further and further into radicalism? Will they not come to view the struggles of distant Bogomilists as their struggles, believing that they will be next? Will they not come to think of the Church as an implacable foe that will give them no peace? Will not the smallest transgression (and transgressions there will be) come to be viewed in the most sinister of lights, proofs of the openly-stated hatred the Church has for them? Do you not force them to unite, force them indeed to listen to their greatest radicals who will preach that the only path to peace and self-protection is to destroy the Church that attempts always to destroy them?

"But we don't wish to destroy them!" you cry. "The Edict of Athens forbids our interfering with them! We can and will act only peacefully, and do only peaceful things!" What does that matter? You are not personal friends with the Bogomilists, that they might divine your true will and desire and capabilities. They know only this: That you are the Church which has done them so much evil in the past, and that you are now the Church who has decreed the very existence of their creed to be unacceptable. This is not a state of mind that lends itself to generous interpretations and forgiving souls. No matter what the truth of your own desires may be, it is never the truth that matters in politics, only the perception of the truth - and the perception the Council offers is not a good one.

Bogomilists there may have been willing to sit quietly and watch the effects of the Edict of Athens. Bogomilists there might have been, indeed, who may have been swayed back to the Mother Church. But the Council of Smyrna creates two armed camps who with every conflict great and small will come to believe more and more than they cannot exist under the same sun. The large and unmotivated mass will be thus motivated to act, where previously they might have been willing to act only in purely local self-defense. Is this, truly, what is best for Rome? Is the lofty morality of doing what you find pleasing worth the price to be paid?

Now I'd like to change tack here for a moment to discuss something which I feel hasn't been adequately addressed - namely, the doubtlessly very great frustration of the members of the Council. You have, I understand, been long and hard at work hashing out the issues of the Council. I understand that there have been disagreements amongst you, and compromises have been made. Lengthy and tedious hours were no doubt spent creating something you could all be satisfied with, and I can only begin to imagine the incredible, incredible frustration you must feel when the fruits of your labor are met with skepticism, derision, and criticism. It is easy to tear things down - it is not so easy to create. We who stood on the outside - what do we know of your arguments, of your complaints, of your worries and fears and concerns and the loggerheads that needed breaking down? What do we know of the tears, the sweat, yea, even perhaps the blood that went into the final resolution of the Council?

Yet it is this feeling, however bitter, that I want you to focus on, for this is precisely how the Bogomilists will feel as they learn of the Council. They too have spent much time and effort creating for themselves a creed and belief they feel good and true. The hostility you now feel towards those who dare pull down your hard work - will this not be the same hostility the Bogomilists feel when they see how the Council has declared their theology outright unchristian? The sense you may have of the Senate in arms against you - will this not be the same sense of threat that afflicts the Bogomilists when they learn that the Church wishes them gone? The sense of isolation and bitterness, the sense that nobody understands you or even wants to understand you except those who are already of your creed - is this not the selfsame reaction the Bogomilists shall have to the Council of Symrna? The hardening of your hearts and the rash actions you may even now be contemplating - will not the Bogomilists too harden their hearts and contemplate actions just as rash to protect themselves, only magnified a hundred-fold because of their weakness?

To those of you who were at the Council, you poured your very souls into a work which you hoped to last a thousand years and more, I say to you this: Look into your hearts now. Look into the seeds of bitterness and frustration, and know that the Council will plant that very seed in the hearts of Bogomilists throughout the Empire. Look closely, and thus you will know what the Bogomilists might be capable of if they feel threatened and forced.

Consider then: Do you wish the Bogomilists to feel as you do now?

No, I wish for them to feel like Christ did.

Let's crucify them.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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Tomn posted:

Also, screenshots from other games absolutely do get used from time to time. Having about two screenshots of the actual game going on per update isn't uncommon, and it's not a surprise to come across updates sometimes that have no images of the game going on at all.

I remember a V2 AAR that had about three updates before the game came out. It wasn't done by a beta tester or a pirate.

Good job, Rince. You must have lost a bit of sanity putting this one together.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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Portugal não é um país pequeno.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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Have to say, that one gave me a huge smile.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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Akratic Method posted:

This has become an exceedingly blobby world.

It is prettty much inevitable, given how the EU4 AI is way more aggressive and better at not crashing and burning when compared to EU3's.

So this is the home stretch, uh?

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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Let me see if I got this straight:

We have the symbol of Hecate in our flag and it is Pan-Arabic colours. Now, what is the most infamous lost city in the Arabic world?

Babylon. That is right, and which of the Goddesses of that dread city are analogous to Hecate?

Ishtar, of War and Fertility. It is no surprise then that this republic brings peace by murdering its own citizens by the hundreds of thousands, secure in the knowledge that its patron deity will give them the fertility they need to spawn vast armies from the womb of Rome's orphaned mothers. Well, what is another name for this Goddess?

Astarte, of course! We are ruled by a cabal of her adepts. Now, does this not evoke a certain title, one well known to initiates in the mysteries?

Adeptus Astartes, it is them who have been behind all this. Of course they were, for Rome is the most glorious and ancient of all Empires, and it is these, the time-travelling conspirators from an envious claimant that have brought this ruin to us.

I leave you to the facts, ladies and gentlemen.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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Stephen9001 posted:

I'm going to be boring and just say that this is incredibly silly.

Keep telling yourself that, sheeple.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

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willing to settle posted:

I've heard that the USA tag is hardcoded to receive extra immigration on top of the new world bonuses (and also the ridiculous statue of liberty event). Probably best to not reuse that tag.

That was Ricky, V2 doesn't have that.

You can mod immigrant attraction by continent in V2 easily enough and you can add country modifiers (like the Statue of Liberty in vanilla) to manage it.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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Victoria really doesn't like it when you put navies in places they shouldn't be. Anyways, here's a fixed version, since Rince is sleeping and people might want to test it while she dreams.

BYZ FIXED (Checksum: BWRB)

I took the liberty of purging out the vanilla/NNM events/decisions, as they could be another source for crashes.

You can avoid the 1840 crash by saving and loading the game. Whatever is causing it within history gets sorted out during the save process.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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Ya, I told that to Rince, but she chose to keep the borders as they are.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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##Vote A. Universal Vote Franchise

If our boys shall bleed then let 'em have their voice heard.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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What the hell is this, a megathread update in the year of our lord 2014?!

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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The French may have coined Élan, but our republic has mastered it. Just charge onwards again and again and in no time our brave men and women will be drinking in the ruins of Paris and Moscow!

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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Gyra_Solune posted:

The real question is what do we do with the smoldering remains of Europe once this is all done

...does Victoria...or for that matter any of the Paradox games even have anything in place like that? Like, wherein a province capital is trashed and the earth scorched that it's just total no-man's land for a while?

If you occupy territory for a long time the local POPs will die or migrate, even one year of occupation can do a lot of damage to the population base of a country, while losses in battle will directly kill POPs. Nations which are constantly at war tend to fare badly in terms of population growth.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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Rincewind posted:

While we're sharing EU4 manpower horror stories, reminder that this happened in the Deluge:


Hey, you still had a navy!

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ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

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I vote Lux Invicta with pressing "random character" every time you load up the save, because my god, what is wrong with that map.

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