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lol if blackberry stays alive long enough to order a production run of those shitphones that can be all be sold firesale style
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Feb 24, 2014 13:48
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gotta burn cash to justify your jobs/salaries as long as you can in the marketing department time for a $100/head "working" lunch
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Feb 25, 2014 04:14
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A Pinball Wizard posted:how the gently caress is bbry still in business? once companies get big enough they can continue to exist for years and years purely on accounting tricks and sheer inertia when you're a multibillion dollar global corporation you've got real estate assets all over the world you can sell/lease back to yourself, investment securities and stock to raise more capital with, countries that will give you tax breaks to simply not fire more of their citizens, existing contracts with other companies that still pay out for years no matter how bad you are it's magical really
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Feb 25, 2014 04:46
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Syd Syko posted:So, I dropped my BB Storm II getting out of my car (broke the clip on the armor case) the other day at work (out of the hundreds of other times I've dropped the drat thing) and managed to crack the glass on it (this time), while it the phone still works (and still tethers as a modem to my PC/laptop just fine) the touch screen is totally hosed, any places around to get the screen replaced?
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it's me, i'm the guy in tyool 2014 using a blackberry storm and asking internet strangers where i can get its screen repaired for under 100 dollars instead of buying a non pos phone
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Mar 3, 2014 06:56
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lol iphone users having usable phones that their users can't stop using for 5 minutes like crack addicts is sure a hell of a zinger
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Mar 7, 2014 22:43
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meanwhile all crackberry addicts seem to be in recovery???
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Mar 7, 2014 22:44
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Cocoa Crispies posted:you failed at wikipedia somehow
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Mar 27, 2014 06:23
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i'm sure his employment contract pays out some massive bonus if he keeps the company alive for at least a year, that's all he's gotta do before he peaces out
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Mar 28, 2014 17:49
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Necc0 posted:thought experiment: you're now ceo of blackberry. how do you save the company fire all staff except for a core team of bug fixers and continue to manufacture BB 7 devices forever
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Apr 9, 2014 03:26
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i'd buy a q10 for $99 out of sheer curiosity maybe
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May 2, 2014 19:20
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my morning jackass posted:everyone will be required to do this by tethering their z10. whose brilliant idea was this
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May 8, 2014 00:58
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Jun 19, 2014 17:11
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Bonzo posted:Holy poo poo look at this thing That sounds like a winner to me. Now that the OS is basically done (upgrades and tweaks only), the ability to focus on the tech specs is where it is at. Chen did say they are looking at dual sim tech, but added he could not discuss...hmmm. The dual sim would perfect the balance feature!
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Jun 29, 2014 22:22
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Cold on a Cob posted:u monster
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Jul 6, 2014 15:08
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:This store has to be some line item that has been lost in the shuffle and the last person who dealt with it at bb left the company years ago and nobody knows it exists. please don't post my corporate career fantasy life
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Jul 16, 2014 18:03
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i have that poo poo bookmarked and send it to people all the time (https://sites.google.com/site/forgottenemployee/) never achieved that much greatness but i did once collect a paycheck for 3 months doing nothing where i was listed as an "project xyz - inactive resource " as my cost center in the hr database i was hoping the hr drone responsible for me would have been laid off so i could have stayed in that bucket, but alas it did not last
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Jul 16, 2014 18:25
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:this turned out to be a hoax a man can still dream god dammit
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Jul 17, 2014 06:06
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:i very briefly worked at a firm where they refused to actually fire people was this company japanese?
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Jul 17, 2014 06:09
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my morning jackass posted:speaking of government workers, i have been blessed with a brand new z10. the most redeeming feature of my previous phones was that they remained charged for a while. this phone does not. i would seriously quit a job that forced me to use a bbry
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Jul 21, 2014 17:29
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Bonzo posted:Chen hires another of his Sybase buddies in as COO cash them sweet payroll checks while there's still (amazingly) cash to burn
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Jul 21, 2014 20:58
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The Management posted:but lol at any enterprise that isn't already well into the migration away from blackberry.
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Aug 1, 2014 05:08
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Bonzo posted:When we have a new ex-RIM employee start, they have a bit of PTSD. Its like if you rescue and new cat and bring him home, he'll hide under the bed for a week. Slowly he'll realize that no one is going to care if he takes an extra smoke break, or steal his lunch from the fridge. lol
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Sep 18, 2014 19:25
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FMguru posted:i thought that was the little grenade logo next to their forums name 
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Sep 22, 2014 00:28
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raruler posted:
i'm the obvious 1-2 ticks zoomed out view on the passport
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Sep 25, 2014 05:31
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lol hardware release 3 days before quarterly results
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Maximo Roboto posted:http://techcrunch.com/2014/09/29/blackberry-is-gonna-get-weird-with-smartphone-design-at-least-once-a-year/ 200,000 lmfao
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Sep 29, 2014 22:54
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they've gone from not publicly producing sales numbers out of shame to being proud of 200,000 units sold
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Sep 29, 2014 23:16
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quote:The firm celebrated selling 200,000 of the devices during its launch week, and said the device resulted in a gross profit for its hardware business gross profit (before development costs are considered)! or maybe they've fired so many people it's just middle management directors and VPs having people in indonesia do all the design work
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Sep 30, 2014 00:11
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Grandmaster.flv posted:I didn't screenshot it but I just saw a girl on tinder who listed her BBM and I can't help but wonder who the gently caress is <24 with a blackberry even remotely ITYOOL 2014 indians/indonesians, with family back home
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Oct 20, 2014 04:54
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what up indonesian yosposers  im visiting in december for some scuba diving
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Oct 20, 2014 14:51
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Bananalogue posted:passport to stockholm
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Oct 27, 2014 21:46
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lol if you backup anything ever
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Nov 21, 2014 16:43
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wonder what they'll do with all 5 of the iphones they get
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Nov 25, 2014 15:15
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i wonder if bbry is hiring for any 100% remote gigs would be nice to collect a second paycheck while there's still cash left to burn
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Nov 26, 2014 00:10
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Scott Forstall posted:yeah, back when they did the WinPho Challenge iirc. thurrot mentioned it on his podcast when it was a line item in their financial filing. that owns
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bbry makes a pivot using existing (read: remaining) supply chain and vendor relationships to become the world's premier grey market phone reseller
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