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This is what I think of anytime I see a battlelog where someone gets beat to death with a mitten.
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Internet Kraken posted:dwarf doctors will "solve" the issue by carefully peeling off every inch of skin on their body. There has been a lot of horrifying dwarfy poo poo in this thread, but that takes the  cake
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Internet Kraken posted:milkable bees I knew there was a reason I needed DF in my life. The new update sounds like literal magic
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Gibbo posted:... I'm half asleep and asked that not even thinking of the connotations. Whoops. what state of being are we talking here buddy?
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Hellequin posted:"Stopped cats from dying of alcohol poisoning after walking over damp tavern floors and cleaning themselves." Not only is it hilarious, it's staggering to think of just how much goes into that for the interaction to happen.
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Will 1.0 come out when the game actually is more realistic then reality itself?
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Cat Planet posted:I wish dwarven Paxil existed Can't wait for Toady to add dwarven poultice antidepressents that create dependency, so when you run out of supplies to make them, they go into a rage
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Mad Pills posted:Time to pit the Hydra against the captives from the last siege, this time I let them keep their puny weapons. this gifs are the best. are you using fraps or?
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Pound_Coin posted:Anyone else feel dwarf fortress patch notes are sometimes like reading God's diary? I spent years just reading funny stories and the patch notes, and I feel like I can say that is as good as playing sometimes. Less headache from assigning labors and carefully managing stockpiles, that's for sure.
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this poo poo got real weird.
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I saw earlier that combat log is obfuscated, is that true?
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is there a trick to getting prepared food into barrels? I have dozens of barrels but these dummies won't pack up the food. e. also wow. playing DF in bed on a steamdeck is something I never imagined. Famethrowa fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Dec 8, 2022 |
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https://imgur.com/XRNv6rW what am I missing? why won't my idiots build this screw pump? it's not where I want it, but I'm just trying to get them to do it in multiple spots and they simply aren't. all other constructions are happening, and just in case I enabled engineering. wood parts are right there! Famethrowa fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Dec 17, 2022 |
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I've got mountains of lye but no one wants to make potash even when I assign them the labor. What gives?
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Nessus posted:You got bucket? so many buckets. though, perhaps my beautiful idiot dwarves used every bucket for lye?
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Nessus posted:It could be. That's the kind of poo poo those idiots would do. Try making like three extra (in case a couple walk off) and see if you can do it somehow it wasn't buckets. I'm going to ignore it an assume its just a stupid labor thing that is pulling them away. meanwhile, my military dwarves have beaten a giant hedgehog unconscious, overexerting themselves until they themselves are unconscious. none of my idiots will grab them to the hospital for some reason or another....
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