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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Borsch posted:

Whoever draws this cannot draw to save their loving life.

yeah what a scrub that isn't what rg3 looks like on TV

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I want to get my work featured on ESPN, but I fear that my content may be too insular.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

lol I didn't know that MV probated Chich

I started that comic like two months ago and forgot about it until the other day

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

#footballprophecy

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

wheez the roux posted:

new title. swag

I find it disorienting

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

wheez the roux posted:

agreed, i probably jumped the gun and should have tweaked it more. this will probably be short term

I didn't say it was a bad thing.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

ZenVulgarity posted:

I should get a drat avatar but I don't know what

What teams do you like?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

swickles posted:

I meant in terms of QB's.

Cleveland has pulled ahead since Miami took Tannehill.

Since 1999 we have had 17 starting QB's, and they are now up to 21 if Manziel starts IIRC. It was neck and neck before Tannyhills.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Benne posted:

I think it might help to put captions below your shops for the dummies like me who can't immediately recognize faces. Who are Ariel and Ursula supposed to be?

Imagine Ariel is asking Sebastian if his mother is a whore.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

When I buy a house I'm gonna ask Febreeze to do a 12' x 12' version of the poop Dolphin on a sunshine of pee and I'm gonna put it in a frame that is rigged up to vibrate and hang it in the living room

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

IcePhoenix posted:

I'm really confused why this is supposed to make me uncomfortable. Did you inverse the colors? Is the joke that the browns are the same?

He crossed each team's colors with their most hated rivals.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Y'all I'm gonna start a football blog because I want a project to work on.

The site is just me making effort posts about how Tony Romo is actually a good QB, posting stuff I think is funny, and trying to bring a non-sports radio perspective to NFL news. So, more like a personal project than anything else. If people actually read it then yay.

I can't come up with a catchy name for the site. I want a cool name like Every Day Should Be Saturday, or a funny name like Kissing Suzy Kolber. I'm open to anything NFL related. It doesn't have to do with the Phins.

If anyone has a cool idea, post it and if I use your idea then I'll give you a forums cert or a hug. Your choice.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I should add - my man Febreeze has agreed to provide some commissioned art for the blog design, so if your name idea inspires funny graphics, all the better.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

The acronyms are killing me.

I am 12 years old.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Spoeank posted:

Gridiron All Year, Brilliantly Understandable Thoughts Tentatively Scheduled

G.A.Y. B.U.T.T.S.

Gay

Butts.

I'm crying

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Febreeze posted:

Phone postin but here you go ehud



hahahaha

I really like Football and Rational Thoughts. It captures the spirit of the content I want to provide. I'm probably going with that unless somebody posts something else super :coolfish: today.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Yeah I went with FART.

GNU Order - let me know if you want a forums CERT or something, broseph.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Hockles posted:

Aww man, my P.O.O.P went #2.

If it's any consolation, I was sitting in Firehouse Subs laughing like an idiot when I read it.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

nrr posted:

Ehud: Kissing Chris Berman

I don't care if I'm too late

This can my the second site in my eventual blog empire.

I'm coming for you, SB Nation.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

That is one cute rear end dolphin

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Breaky posted:

Must remind you of watching the Falcons.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I argued with my mom the other day about vaccinations. I tried to use science to prove she was wrong and she said she doesn't believe in science.

My mom Gob'd me.

"I heard the jury's still out on science..."

lol when you realize you're way smarter than your parents

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Spoeank posted:

No wonder you've been getting cockier in the last year or so, then.

Hahaha

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Kalli posted:

Religion chat is most definitely not football art unless it's Jesus trucking a linebacker.

requesting Jesus trucking Ray Lewis

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

who wants to switch usernames with me

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Needs more alliteration

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Big-Dogs-Me...=item233c0ece35

ebay has big dog shirts






edit that's too big but it should be big because it's a really good shirt

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

The two Harbaugh puppies are my favorite.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I like any blog post that starts...

quote:

It is not a secret that former Broncos quarterback John Elway is a douche bag.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Grittybeard posted:

Speaking of are you still planning on doing that?

yeah but I'm about to close on a house so I don't have any time

I am a grown up now ya'll

nrr posted:

Ehud, put me in touch with your ex co worker, I wanna start up a podcast with him that revolves around why the patriots are going to win the Super Bowl for the next ten years straight, why the dolphins are dumb stupid idiots both now and throughout history, and hilarious terrible opinions of my dumb stupid idiot co worker dolphins homer, Ehud, who sucks and is dumb

lol

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Febreeze posted:

He better I drew him a sweet banner

Don't worry, bro. I'm working on it :hfive:

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Febreeze, it looks like you're getting some cool projects from dudes on Twitter :hfive:

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

I live in California and every time I have been anywhere in the south I have had bbq and it's all good and I like it.

And there are bbq places in California (!!!) that are good too.

good food everywhere

but I need everything in my life ranked in order of how much I like it

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Febreeze posted:

Well according to the editor it goes up tomorrow unless "Lebron murders Manziel" or something equally insane, so I guess now I can officially let people know what's happening. Every NFL team as a superhero.



It should be worth it for the Dolphins and Jags alone.





Also expect another Johnny & the King

dibs on the dolphins superhero as my avatar

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I need dolphin man but he has to vibrate

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

agh I need that avatar to fit or I can't be happy

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


I appreciate it, but it's still showing as 44k. Has to be 30k or less :smith:

I'll probably just roll with

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Just the URL without any tags? The avatar preview just shows the link text of http://fi.somethingawful.com/images/avatars/Dolphins.gif

You're sure it will work that way?

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