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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Perfection in the form of a .jpg

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Febreeze posted:

All this Manziel talk and we've forgotten our old hero

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-forgotten-prince/

Hooray Jesus.


Something about how Tebow is drawn is really cool. Not sure what it is.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Farthouse 4, Cleveland 1

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Kalli posted:

This is as close as I get to art, but that reminded me of this, so I had to make a gif:



Running into an rear end has a Sports Science.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Can they be the Bullets?

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Athanatos fucked around with this message at 22:17 on May 28, 2014

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Is the Jaguars mascot cool because he does cool things or because it's the only thing worth paying attention to if you pay to go to a Jags game?

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

effectual posted:

Is the author 15? Look at his pic at the bottom.

http://mentor.patch.com/groups/sports/p/lake-catholic-graduate-wins-grantland-football-fantasy-job

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

JRizzle posted:

Yall wrong as hell



THE BEST

I have an LA Rams blanket with these colors and it's the best I tell ya, the best.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

TL posted:

In Tyler, Texas I was born and raised
At the frat house I tried to spend some of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all forging some licenses outside of the school
When a couple of guys from the NCAA
Were snooping 'round about my autograph pay
I waited 21 picks before my agent said "Man,
You're gonna go play for Mike Pettine in Cleveland".

Well I got drafted, back in oh-three
Cleveland Cavs was my place to be
7 years in no rings in reach
"I'll be taking my talents to South Beach"
Winning 2 rings and running with Wade
Eastern Conference kept getting played
After keep getting crushed by San Antonio
Back to Cleveland it was time to go

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Usualy these are jokes about the situation, but Kluwe is such a gently caress the comic is just an animated reenactment of what actually happened. Minus the cut out shorts and marker on his rear end.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
I almost expected to scroll down and see he had grown to table breaking scary rear end Al Davis picture size. (http://img547.imageshack.us/img547/1089/r2m2.jpg)

So glad the blink is there.

Athanatos fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Jul 24, 2014

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Quick, someone do all the NFL Logos with Luck's neckbeard to bring us back

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Febreeze posted:

Johnny & the King 3, has it gotten old yet

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/johnny-the-king-3/

Sexy Rexy is now a Brown.

J&tK is about to get better, not old.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
You all are some talented motherfuckers when it comes to football comedy.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Febreeze posted:

Air tight reasons the Seahawks are not going to repeat as champions. Suck it homers.

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2014/09/reasons-the-seattle-seahawks-will-not-win-the-super-bowl-in-2015.html

"As it turns out, the 2012 prophesy did not refer to the year, but to the 20 12th man fans you know who won’t shut up."


That is loving brilliant.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
I think FART would benefit from a facelift. Make it more websitey and less bloggy?

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

The jokes in this are pretty fantastic. Well done.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Pops Mgee posted:

I got bored and a fart happened.



Get bored more because this is pretty fantastic.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
La La La
Trent Richardson is a starter in the NFL

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

god I hate KC fans

How can you hate the coolest nfl fan to ever be born in the 1800s

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
That AFC South one is pretty great.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

That wave loving killed me.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
TB has been pretty much killing it here lately.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
When I whore FART and Draw Play stuff on other forums and other threads on SA can I just hotlink the images, or should I rehost? I always put the link in the post, but sometimes things need to be inline.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Mike, let me tell you two things I learned from coaching. The first, if you can run spider 2 wide banana you can get some yards. These guys are PLAYMAKERS out there in the National Football League. That's the only way they know how to play football. The second thing? Well I'll tell you, if I knew what the second thing was I would still be down there instead of up here with you and apart of FCAA, The Fired Football Coaches Association.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

No Safe Word posted:

You know Mike, I like to call Ryan Fitzpatrick 'Oscar Pistorius', he's got no legs and when he gets frightened he likes to just fire one off haphazardly and it ends up killing the drive.

This is it.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
AmazinglyGiantAlDavis.jpg should have been the Raiders

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

You laugh at that paragraph, but it was 70% exactly what a post-game Bears caller said.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Pops Mgee posted:

So ummm I got inspired and made a uhhhh little fart. :gay:

:allears:

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Chilichimp posted:

Pretty sure that's gonna be the Rams.

drat.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Hockles posted:

This is a weird request, but there isn't really any better place for me to ask (Movies are art, etc). I could swear there was a movie about/with football in it, where a player scored a touchdown and his celebration was him miming machine gunning his teammates down, and then miming turning a gun on himself. Am I imagining this, or what movie is it?

(not Last Boy Scout)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zbn_-7qeAvw

The Stevie Johnson shoot himself in the leg celebration?

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
When I first glanced I thought it was Harbaugh in the last panel and assumed it was a highlander kill the enemy become him thing.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Big Bob Pataki posted:

Hey guys, who's ready for some hot takes on who's gonna win this weekend.

Game on, fellow gamers



(Ehud I'm still posting everything to FART too but I need the pennies from adsense so bad you have no idea)

These are always the only NFL analysis I read during the week. gently caress ESPN, gently caress Fox, gently caress CBS; give me that horrifying smiling face for my need to know updates.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Luck looks worse somehow without his neckbeard.

I think it distracts from his face.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Bort Bortles posted:

I like the sentiment, but uh, goons.

20 winkie lady gifs per page.

General Chat threads seem to work in other forums, but all other forums are terrible so i dunno

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
I think the best part is someone has Forums Cancer in it. A throw back to knowing who terrible posters were without even having to read the post.


my hero, or Intruder who actually did the work I guess.
vvvv

Athanatos fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Jan 24, 2015

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
https://www.reddit.com/r/49ers/comments/2usb4v/psa_new_flairs/

It's the 1st post(?) if you are sorted by Best comment

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Thaddius the Large posted:

Is it really the teenagers who gently caress this sort of thing up? Contrary to TV and movies, I figured it would be teenagers who are okay with just loving their hands, and adults who get bored with that and branch out. Medical professionals, goons must know, who's worse about sticking stuff where it don't belong?

Older men by far.


That poor Hawks fan in the comments waiting for the day people forget the game. A day that will never come.
I still fear all onside kicks.

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