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"Not completely terrible" is basically the only requirement for a Democratic candidate to get elected in the populous parts of California. Kinda wish we had higher standards but when the other options are rightwing shits it pretty much guarantees them a win, unless they like, ate a baby or something. e: if a candidate whose general description was "More rights for women and gays, continued corporate fuckery but maybe some anti-prop 13 statements, also ate a baby" ran against "deport all the immigrants, lower taxes on the rich and stymie road maintenance and other civic goods" I'd vote for the baby eater nine times out of ten. e2: Fat Bastard for Governor 2020 Grand Prize Winner fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Oct 19, 2017 |
# ¿ Oct 19, 2017 04:10 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 20:35 |
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Once every few months I gather some non-smoker friends and hightail it down to Mexico. They get cheap duty-free booze, I get each of them to carry a carton. Win-win, except for my organs.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2017 02:29 |
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I'm all for a cigarette ban imo. Could probably make bank smuggling 'em.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2017 16:25 |
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We should ban assault cigarettes and extended packs imo
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2017 02:46 |
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stone cold posted:
literally translated that means you got lifted by your own fart, a fine metaphor for politics in general
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2017 10:20 |
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I was working a public hearing in Carson when the city council was gearing up for some kind of vote about it and lemme tell you, there are a lot of people who don't see any difference between weed and meth. Most of them are over 40 and have the time to show up to a city council meeting at 10am on a Wednesday.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2017 21:27 |
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god bless our weed laws without them dealers would be out of work, but instead we got dudes openly slinging at the rosa parks/willowbrook metro station, literally just shouting like carnival barkers that they have weed and their price per ounce and still old church ladies give me the side-eye for knocking back a couple airline shots
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2017 22:20 |
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How is it taxed if you buy it from a dealer? Everyone I know who smokes just gets it from a weed man
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2018 02:12 |
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Cup Runneth Over posted:You're being an rear end in a top hat and I'm not sure you actually comprehended anything they wrote California's education system strikes again
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2018 06:48 |
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Hawkgirl posted:What the gently caress something something layers of irony so i win at this poo poo somehow
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2018 10:17 |
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Raskolnikov38 posted:DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO GAVIN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwHqLtK_TpY
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 00:27 |
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FCKGW posted:Sup District 42 buddy. There are a bunch of peacocks in the IE, right? Easy photo-op.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2018 18:18 |
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HelloSailorSign posted:And thus we begin discussing whether those unsafe jet skis should be able to continue white lining to get around the morning commute on highwaterway 80 I'm just trying to get from Huntington Reef to downtown sub-angeles when a goddamn garbage scow doing like 20 knots, tops decides to cut in front of me. Goddamn central trench assholes
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2018 03:01 |
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Here in LA a lot of crowded bus stops are just a sign on the sidewalk.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2018 21:15 |
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Prop 14 a few years back. Can't remember which election.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2018 04:25 |
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We already got Norms idgi
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2018 20:46 |
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Waltzing Along posted:Yeah they do. They use them to let people behind them know that once the light finally turns red and the oncoming traffic stops coming they will making an illegal left hand turn on the red. just as god intended
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2018 01:32 |
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Tuxedo Gin posted:It's amazing that this is such a well developed unwritten rule only in LA - exactly two cars will make left turns after it's red and everybody knows it and it just seems to work. I had no idea that wasn't universal.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2018 10:20 |
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kurona_bright posted:The thing is you can still serve more people without hugely increasing congestion by investing in public transportation (and encouraging people to use it). For example, a fleet of buses that can hold 40+ people each could serve as many people as a new lane without the construction costs, and it'll be better for the environment. The real strength of a solid public transit system is that you can drink on your way to work. If we really advertised that feature I think a lot more people would get on board.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2018 19:05 |
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Cup Runneth Over posted:Most people don't have tech jobs where they're allowed (encouraged, based on what I've heard) to drink, I think So what? Neither have I but unless a foreman comes around and sniffs your breath when you clock in you're good.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2018 19:13 |
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Vacaville
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2018 21:28 |
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Every building in Southern California is either gratuitously overpriced, falling apart, or both. Enjoy your stay!
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2018 01:39 |
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Of course there is! It's just in places where no one in their right mind would want to live.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2018 05:19 |
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Admiral Ray posted:Of the many, many mistakes the politicians and voters have foisted on us, the Plastic Bag Ban and Tax is easily the most nefarious, hateful, and directed. No longer are Californians able to go to the store without wondering: Will this be it? Is it my time? I, too, have had this worry. Like many of those gathered here, I have bought groceries. I know, I know, we all have servants to do this, but I find a perverse pleasure in buying my own home goods. Who can hate the lovely can of Cambell's soup? The joyful Ziplock? The gregarious Pedigree Dog Chow? It was with these images in mind I went to the store to fulfill my addiction to plastic bags. As I gathered my hard won resources the worry crept in. I looked to my right hand and saw it held naught but a 24 rack of Bud Light Lime. I looked to my left and saw it grasping a single Hungry Man frozen dinner. Ignoring the growing terror in my throat I approached the cashier. Would this be my time of ending? With a detached mind, I saw them sweep my food across the scanner. I saw them look down the belt, then at me. I saw them mouth the words, those terrible words. I nodded. I paid. I am humiliated, a mere husk of what I had been. I knew then that the government had gone too far, that our freedoms had been curtailed. The divine right of kings had been abrogated and humanity now wanders in the dark, ready to die from whatever blow strikes us. I'm cheap enough that if I forget a bag I'll whip off my jacket and turn it into a sad lumpy kinda-bag thing but at least that way Big Bag won't see ONE GODDAMN DIME of my HARD EARNED MONEY
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2018 06:22 |
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Instant Sunrise posted:Oh sure, move the LA Times out of their fortress building. that's what makes it a great idea
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2018 05:13 |
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here's the website for one of them https://www.themedici.com/
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2018 03:57 |
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a sink that gives itself rimjobs?stone cold posted:which one was the one that got torched during construction, that ruled this one, and yeah that was pretty rad https://www.thedavinciapts.com/
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2018 05:28 |
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State-wide rent control there i said it
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2018 20:43 |
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Mass cannibalism is probably the only sensible policy for California.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2018 22:23 |
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turn san bernardino into a reservoir?
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2018 04:38 |
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This trek kelly sure seems like a fun du-quote:Before his first year, Trek traveled to Jerusalem where a half-blind beggar chose 12 countries for him, he then spent a month in each of these countries, symbolically delivering a key to the most inspiring 12 individuals he encountered. The second year, curious about solitude, he lived in a hogan and was a shepherd on and off the Navajo reservation. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trek_Thunder_Kelly
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# ¿ May 15, 2018 06:22 |
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If we just space out gay marriages to maybe 1/2 per week near that fault we should be safe
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# ¿ May 16, 2018 07:20 |
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ranked-choice is simple: pick the candidate you want the most for 1, the candidate you want the second most for 2, then rank the rest by how funny their names are, 3-whatever
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 02:51 |
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California politics update: I'm in a city council meeting and it smells like old people
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 01:57 |
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That's a funny way to say the People's Republic of Los Angeles
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2018 05:45 |
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Neither name means too much to me. Good? Bad? Indifferent? What does this mean?
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2018 01:52 |
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Handsome Ralph posted:Wouldn't the arrest warrant not only for him but his wife be the first real indicator of said turbo fuckedness? That's odd. Under California law you can't arrest a husband and wife for the same crime. e: I have the worst loving attorneys Grand Prize Winner fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Aug 22, 2018 |
# ¿ Aug 22, 2018 03:56 |
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that's gonna be great when the room is both on fire and underwater at the same time
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2018 17:53 |
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bawfuls posted:More money for solar panels and wind kites and wave energy is great but even if all of those technologies are gangbusters we still need large scale energy storage to manage the transient nature of renewable production and consumer demand. Fund me you fuckers replace Fresno with a gigantic flywheel
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2018 01:19 |
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fermun posted:That's how Canada did it, Saskatchewan implemented single payer, and other provinces saw how popular it was and began implementing their own, all provinces had all added their own single payer system after 10 years, then they implemented the national healthcare system to standardize all the province single payer systems. the united states will never standardize anything like that, we haven't even managed to standardize drivers' licenses. here in CA we may manage to get a sensible healthcare system by 2050 but when Mississippi implements theirs it'll be a "get sick and
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2018 03:18 |