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XyloJW posted:Professor Jared Diamond traced old-man-pants syndrome back to the advent of agriculture and notes that the native tribes of PNG don't suffer from pants at all. Professor Steven Levitt has linked old-man-pants syndrome and the rate of abortions in China
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2014 00:59 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 00:31 |
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You've gone too far this time, Obama. Impeach!quote:In recognition of their brave service, U.S. troops will be invited to a special 4th of July concert on the White House's South lawn featuring Mr. Worldwide himself. http://gawker.com/u-s-troops-to-be-punished-with-pitbull-concert-on-whit-1599784972
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2014 03:40 |
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ReindeerF posted:I assume someone in Bumblefuck Mississippi is already shooting his Pitbull cassette tapes with a shotgun and filming it for Youtube. He should be doing that anyway if he has any sense.
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2014 04:08 |
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Karl Rove is saying Brazil still have a chance at the final
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2014 00:07 |
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razorrozar posted:I like stuff like The Lonely Island or Weird Al, or any parody/humor rap, but regular rap can take a long walk off a short pier. woosh
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2014 18:37 |
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paranoid randroid posted:this might not be exactly what youre looking for, but have you considered auditing the fed What was the original book in this joke?
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2014 03:26 |
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ReindeerF posted:I lapse into a very rural Texan accent when I'm back home in rural Texas, so I supersize with your wife. hmm
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2014 21:53 |
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ReidRansom posted:Shave it. It's not just for black guys anymore. or have luxurious natural hair scrubs
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2014 18:19 |
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zoux posted:I only recognize yell leading. you motherfucker
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2014 23:10 |
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true store TLC shot a reality show about texas cheer moms (I think that was the title) in my high school
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2014 23:11 |
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speaking of complaining about government regulations, what's John Stossel been up to lately?
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2014 00:25 |
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ufarn posted:The Warszawa should make it a part of his trip to follow 538's burrito-bracket recommendation, given that the Bay Area apparently reigns supreme in this department. why did 538 decide to just exclusively do dumb gimmicky bullshit?
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2014 22:55 |
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zoux posted:Because it's wildly popular on the internet. if I want a Definitive Ranking of Burritos I have Buzzfeed or Gawker, tyvm
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2014 22:57 |
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zoux posted:Hey guys, why do businesses in our capitalist society pander to the greatest groups of people that will net them the most money instead of esoteric and fringe populations that i belong to?? go take a selfie about it
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2014 22:58 |
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R. Mute posted:today i went to a bagel shop and had a bagel and it was very underwhelming. anti-semite
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 01:57 |
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Pong Daddy posted:Why is there so much pizza chat in the crazy email thread? Whole bunch of wrong opinions not acknowledging the greatness of Chicago or Anchovies+Jalapenos on pizza. what the gently caress is this
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 04:03 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phOGLdhg-Ps
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 22:50 |
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Dr. Faustus posted:Is this old news to you all? Does we/us not mean the IRS, or her group of officials or whatever?
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 00:58 |
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Is it worse to like music written up in pitchfork or to like black metal?
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2014 08:08 |
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Majorian posted:In & Out is superior to Five Guys. Are you from California?
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2014 05:02 |
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Wolfsheim posted:I have never known greater pleasure than biting into a greasy bacon-double-cheese-whataburger at 2:30AM while almost too drunk to walk It probably doesn't have enough avocados for his Californian tastes
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2014 05:17 |
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The Warszawa posted:My standing assumption was that he's positioning himself for Schumer's seat when it opens up, but I guess he might go for a Congressional seat. Falo eu. What kind of questions do you have? I haven't looked at it. Also make sure it's using você and not tu, European Portuguese is for nerds.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2014 22:09 |
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The Warszawa posted:Yeah it's Brazilian Portuguese so that's good. I guess my question would have been more along the lines of "is this blatantly wrong and I'm just too ignorant to know it." The Spanish one is pretty good, I use it because I don't get to speak Spanish much in my day to day life anymore and I would like to practice some. I just did the testing out thing and it looks okay to me, although obviously the spoken parts are pretty bad. But that's just a consequence of it being a robot, I guess. PM me if you have any questions, gosto muito de ensinar! edit: actually I did notice one thing that's not necessarily wrong, but kind of bothers me. They tend to leave off the definite article when using possessives (the robot said "Eu como com minha tia" instead of "Eu como com a minha tia"), but I'm more used to the other way around. Not a big deal though. edit edit: and this one is a big deal: they always seem to use "nós" (we) and the -amos/-emos form rather than "a gente" and the third-person form ("Nós ficamos" vs. "A gente fica"). "Nós" is much more formal, so look out for that. a further edit: affirmative responses to questions are usually phrased as "[conj. verb], sim." For instance, "Você tem um bebê?" "Tenho, sim." The website seems to just do "Sim, tenho um bebê." Badger of Basra fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Aug 5, 2014 |
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The Warszawa posted:Thanks! With the exception of nós/a gente, this seems in line with variations in Spanish grammar that I'm used to, so that'll make it easier to learn or harder to distinguish. Here's hoping more of the former! Boa sorte! I spoke Spanish before I spoke Portuguese, so I know how you feel. I was able to keep them pretty separate in my head, but there's a few vocab things that always get me. Also a few things from Portuguese I wish happened in Spanish.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2014 05:24 |
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Exclamation Marx posted:Thanks Randler Humorless Germans
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2014 07:02 |
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Vignette from tubing on the Comal River yesterday: the police asked some people to turn down their stereo which was blaring bro-country, the whole river boos, and several people shout "THIS IS AMERICA"
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2014 18:30 |
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zoux posted:Was it the Comal that San Marcos tried to ban drinking while tubing on, and a court was like "hell naw". The very same, although we got in in New Braunfels.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2014 18:34 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:[citation needed] Unless that judge was elected by constituents who wanted him to do those dumb things.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2014 22:59 |
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Swan Oat posted:That's a nice court. Good luck! bring a copy of 12 Angry Men and see if they still let you in
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2014 01:55 |
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Isn't chive some sort of misogyny thing?
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2014 21:17 |
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Gail Wynand posted:Or the Nazi hipsters in Indonesia: Why did they not call it Nazi Göring?
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2014 07:38 |
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zoux posted:Best Presidentially named campus building is the LBJ Library because it's an actual working library and endowment and not a shrine. It also has a pretty good public policy school (which I am going to) But I've heard people in the state government don't trust any research that comes out of it because it's got LBJ's name on it, they only read stuff from the Bush school
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2014 20:44 |
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zoux posted:I know so many people with MPAs and MPPs from LBJ it's ridiculous. We've had alumni coming in for orientation, it seems like there's at least one in every state office and a lot in Austin city government.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2014 20:51 |
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Chantilly Say posted:Just imagine if Nixon had become a musician following the trends of our current era: How was Wisconsin spared from The Whiteness?
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2014 21:14 |
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R. Mute posted:i generally like nicki minaj and i don't get that when i'm browsing imgur in search for funny pictures of cats, i see all these posts that are super down about her. like saying she's not good, she makes bad music, she looks like miss piggy or something. i guess it's because the site is full of teens, but it's still pretty annoying. It's because people on imgur like to feel superior to "normal" people who enjoy regular pop culture See also: that guy who tweeted the ironic thing about Neil DeGrasse Tyson on the train Full disclosure: I think Birthday by Katy Perry is a really fun song
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2014 00:29 |
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Swan Oat posted:the guy who tweeted about neil degrasse tyson on the train was funny, it was the people who responded to him that were risible. That is indeed what I was saying. That whole story really bums me out
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2014 00:53 |
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do they even make Corolla hatchbacks?
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2014 02:12 |
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Just shave the rest of it then, what the gently caress
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2014 02:27 |
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DemeaninDemon posted:Do people hate hatchbacks as much as I do? Excuse you sir, I own a VW hatchback
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2014 02:33 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 00:31 |
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SedanChair posted:it was an old te-72 like this rscott posted:proof positive that hipsterism is a bourgeoisie lifestyle, up against the wall with you Discendo Vox posted:I think that post could be a valid reply to any and all SedanChair posts.
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