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Wanamingo posted:Sex tips count as a lifehack, right? Reminds me of the  Grapefruit Technique. Edit: Oh my God.  
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Stalin McHitler posted:Oh god, imagine trying to go to bed after a night of drinking with these goddamn stairs in your way The lack of structural support, the lack of a railing, and the knee-high steps are bad enough, but what really takes the cake is the pointy bauble on the steps. It's a deliberate death trap!
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Geoj posted:I'm going to guess this is the result of crushing poverty where they're left with the choice of reusing gloves or not using them at all, not some "African hospital saves money using this one weird trick! Medical supply companies hate them!" retarded lifehack. I guess you could say their lives are hacked in a much more depressing way.  But gently caress that poo poo! I'm gonna life hack this $0.99 ramen with my $150 coffee maker! 
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HI! I'm FutonForensic! Have you ever wanted to have sex with your couch, or an empty bucket of fried chicken? I HAVE WHAT YOU NEED: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5kUrRBN_2g Too explicit for you? Much sorry! Please enjoy this neat trick on how to wash  2 SPOONS AT ONCE
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Jose Valasquez posted:Stuff an old pair of jeans to simulate a human lap! This is really stupid but also really  I bring you another video by Expert Village's local sage, Grace Fitzpatrick. This time she reveals the secrets of putting catnip in a sock: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xTJeEGDde8 and here's one where she teaches you HOW TO ROLL TINFOIL INTO A BALL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex6AV4UjUlk
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Rad Tad posted:if we're making a trip to expert village, we're making a stop here. Your eyes are like blueberries. May I eat your eyes? Edit: Oh my god the divorce role play, you people have to watch this.
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Magic Hate Ball posted:God, that first three seconds of staring is like something out of a Tim and Eric sketch. 
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Slime posted:Just how the hell are sanitary towels cheaper than anti-perspirant? Was there some kind of anti-perspirant shortage back then that drove up prices that I'm not away of because I'm a smelly goonlord? Hey man, some people don't want any of that aluminum stuff. Not me though, every morning I wad up tinfoil and just shove it up in there, keeps me feeling fresh all day long! Give it a try!
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Robot Jelly posted:
I guess it's that time again where this video gets posted: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cppOojKBNko
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What kind of nasty-rear end dish are you preparing that you'd grind up Doritos to use as seasoning? I tried searching and apparently people sprinkle it on popcorn and baked mac and cheese? Now that's just uncultured.
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Rad Tad posted:pretty sad that a page later this wasn't shopped into goatse where's the onion ring
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Postal Parcel posted:lifehack: Pancakes are bigger than CDs? It's a riff on the fifth post of this thread: 
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muscles like this? posted:I'm not sure how you're supposed to get them out. Also, that's a lot of onions. You laugh, but I'll be the one laughing when we're both attacked by a horde of vampires.  Wait, poo poo.
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Bruiser posted:life hack ack ack ack ack ack ack What the--! Where do all these stupid sinks come from?!
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A Crazy Person posted:Feces are almost entirely deceased gut bacteria and water. I massacred my gut bacteria the day before by consuming a DIY Soylent version with no fiber and taking 500mg of Rifaximin, an antibiotic with poor bioavailability, meaning it stays in your gut and kills bacteria. Soylent's microbiome consultant advised that this is a terrible idea so I do not recommend it. However, it worked. Throughout the challenge I did not defecate. PYF Life Hacks: I did not defecate
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Pour coffee in your butt to get caffeinated faster. Huh I wonder if caffeine suppositories are a thing? EDIT: THEY'RE A THING
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Instant Jellyfish posted:I bet they don't go down (up?) as smooth as a good french roast. We should ask these people. NOOO don't pour coffee into your butt  I don't own a cheetah and my mind is addled with thoughts of butt coffee, this is the worst Tuesday ever. ~The best part of waking up... is Folgers in MY rear end~
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It's all the loving same questions over and over. "Can I put this in my waffle iron? Can I put this in my rear end? Can I put my rear end in my waffle iron?"
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Yeah! Even if it's ineffectual, it's at least got me curious. Unlike this (from Reddit): Take soap from one bottle and... put it an another?!
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Reposting this since you guys clearly need help cleaning up in the kitchen: https://youtu.be/XXY12B9xXq8
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If they're good enough to be the ingredients in My Grandpappy's Ol' Fashioned Hard Candies (available in all quality country goods stores), they're good enough to act as my sole defense against all forms of disease
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Hello I loosely read this thread and interpreted it as a recommendation to eat a big bag of charcoal because it gives you powers. Well I did and now I am very ill and suing everyone in this thread for malpractice thank you for understa
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good idea: eat the money better idea: use origami to fold the money into a fun food shape, then eat the money
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Ignite Memories posted:What does that do, if you don't mind me asking? "sudo" is admin privileges, "rm" is remove files, and the "-rf" flag removes all subfiles and subdirectories.
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Mexican Deathgasm posted:Garlic presses are easier if you don't cook very often so you don't have great knife skills. I used one until I got interested in cooking and now it's faster for me to use a knife. There's nothing wrong with using a garlic press if it's easier for you, but you're not going to get better with a knife if you don't practice. Same with this this hack for peeling garlic: A preference for garlic presses have nothing to do with knife skills.
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quote:At one point, I tried to turn my natural heat source into an organic shower ... WHAT ARE YOU DOING Organic shower?! That's not a lifehack, that's a... that's a category on Pornhub!
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From Buzzfeed 1. Make your guests wobble two inches off the ground as they sit on collapsed pillows.  2. Constantly regather loose stones into a tray as they're scattered about your foyer.  3. Just dip your shirts in bleach, I dunno, gently caress it.  4. Glue bits of trash to your skirt which will inevitably come off and roll across the floor. 
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The aristocrats!
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OctoberBlues posted:I kind of want to start smoking just so I can do this. You don't need to smoke. Tom Noddy used to smoke cigarettes while doing his bubble trick act, but now he uses a special machine for that purpose.
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weekdays at 7:00 PM EST: Chopped! weekdays at 7:30 PM EST: R I P P E D
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You forgot the key part where the con artist quickly changes the number of points allocated to the player without them noticing, preventing them from ever getting the ten or however many points needed to win. That's what makes it actually impossible.
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"Did you back up your hard drive?" "No, I backed up my tooooooileeeeeet :iamafag:"
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That ladle's description is great 
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Stay safe John
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No wonder I keep getting the beedick
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with an anime bodypillow, every night is "tonight"
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Besesoth posted:Okay, I give. Are people using "walla" deliberately or just not realizing that it's spelled "voilą"? One of the earlier lifehacks that was posted used it, and we are using it jokingly. Please have more faith in us, friend
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Check out me holding this bottle of pickle juice holding this bottle of pickle juice holding this bottle of pickle juice
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I think carving a dragon banana is a much more respectable use of time than carving the mold for a dragon dildo.
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