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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Some handy tips for chaps, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jS7nafnLrE

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Don't have a grater or any hard cheese? Cut a kraft single in stripes with scissors.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

Or have a cute anime girl av if you want to be cool.

The stupidest life hack yet.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Eponine posted:

500 calories a day sounds like a great way for your body to reset itself (by fainting).

This diet is not that restrictive. You can eat 100 dicks and still hit your goal.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Cover your phone with five layers of transparent adhesive tape.
Or dip it in tar and cover it in feathers.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

SpacePig posted:

Please tell me more about this life hack.

Leave your hot water running to cook a sausage, if you have nothing but hot tap water, a string, and a sausage.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

A perfect solution for kids without hands.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Better yet. Don't have the mattress? Put some bin bags on the ground!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

You can also replace your post-its with cheese.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Just put your router in a shoe box and pretend you buy a new pair every time you have guests.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Disguise your AC as a hovering child coffin.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
The ink thing is partially true. Starts at 3:10.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV_YeXBgWio

Paladinus has a new favorite as of 16:00 on Apr 19, 2016

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Palpek posted:

Oh god I found something















The true face of austerity. :britain:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY15tM1ROOA

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I feel like a bad person but I can't stop laughing at this headline



Lethal memes. Yeah, this is what nature planned.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdCfX7WVxu4

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Meowjesty posted:

If you find yourself coming up with increasingly convoluted ways to smuggle booze in places maybe it's time to get help.

If you take a non-drinking friend with you, you can smuggle twice as much booze.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

What about black bananas?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Just never go outside, like I do. You can build a blanket fort once in a while if you want.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
When I had otitis, I think, my Mum used to make salt socks for me and they really helped, but only as a pain relief. Also, it worked perfectly fine with coloured socks.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I'm a poet and didn't know it.

They should have sent you to space.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Hippies were idiots, though. That's why we call modern idiots hipsters.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Pomelo also means broom in Russian :eng101:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
But why?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

atomicthumbs posted:

like what the gently caress even is this? is this special porn made custom for putin??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9xqdoDc3oI

I think it's just someone's university 3D animation project.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
The original Soviet joke features a bus ticket.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZitwCukW71k

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Tiggum posted:

What is that accent?

Youtube British.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4h38s_YKWI

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Facebook Aunt posted:

Wow, he invented the electric pencil sharpener. The large, heavy, awkward to use electric pencil sharpener.

Don't forget it's also less safe!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Wasabi the J posted:

This man is the Andy Kaufman of our generation

https://youtu.be/kDnhwSbrzoQ

All that talk about shafts and tips. Genius.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Lol, just lol at you poors and your shanks.


My grandfather gave me a real knife when I was 8.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
He's back to prove you non-believers wrong!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKamQglrSQY

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
A lifehack that is stupid on purpose for a change.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A9Pz1c-Mec

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxjRcyfRjkg

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I store my plastic bags in a plastic bag.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
People in America have special Enriques to put their shopping into bags?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

My Lovely Horse posted:

That loving channel. Dude sure loves glueing poo poo to batteries. There's one video where the lifehack is simply to glue a gas lighter to the end of a pen

Sounds like a perfect lifehack to make your own hot glue gun.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

It's just not the same without a British bloke narrating it.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Yes, that's the stuff.

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