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Saw this a while back: Making pancakes by plopping some batter into a rice cooker. Who the gently caress wants this? Congratulations you now have a cake sized pancake that is poo poo to eat and didn't really save you any time or effort.
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Automatic Retard posted:I can't be arsed clicking those links right now, but I had such a hard-on for the blonde(?) chick on that show. Life-hack: posting your sexual preferences on forums is a surefire way to get laid!
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Jul 14, 2014 18:16
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Ah yes, the life hack of "put food in dough, then cook it"
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Jul 16, 2014 22:20
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Tracula posted:Life hack: Use a loving ice cream scoop because it's a big, heavy metal loving scoop made specifically for that task you pieces of poo poo. Thread hack: read the thread.
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Jul 19, 2014 01:02
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Farecoal posted:too much work, can i just get my calories in liquid form Life support hack: use an IV
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Jul 19, 2014 04:39
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Rad Tad posted:if we're making a trip to expert village, we're making a stop here. Had to close this like 15 seconds in. If this guy is this awkward talking to a camera, there's no way he's out talking to women.
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Jul 20, 2014 22:56
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Sociopastry posted:My favorite thing about the tinfoil spoon is that he doesn't realize that the little hole on the sauce pan is specifically for that. You just jam the spoon in there instead fo loving about with tin foil. Or just... I dunno, put that poo poo down and wipe up after like a normal human being. Not to poo poo on your life-hack parade, but that hole is so you can hang the pot on a hook.
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Jul 28, 2014 23:36
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Just buy a jar of sauce from the supermarket and microwave that poo poo. Cooking-hacks.
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Jul 29, 2014 20:19
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Tiggum posted:Lifehack: If you hide your booze inside a brown paper bag, no one knows you're drunk on the train. Don't want to everyone on the train to know you're drunk? Simply drive your own car!
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Jul 30, 2014 17:08
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Peanut President posted:Lifehack: don't go to some piece of poo poo school that treats you like a goddamn prisoner in your own dorm room you donguses. Gee this program is really great and the school is totally affordable with the scholarships but gee whiz I can't have a microwave in my dorm so no thank you.
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Aug 1, 2014 06:36
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If you don't interrupt people, they will continue to talk! Amazing! Also, any "hack" involving turning alcoholic drink containers into other things just makes you look more and more like and alcoholic.
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Aug 2, 2014 23:28
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Karma Monkey posted:It's descriptive because it has no crust. Also, "Goddamn Pathetic" isn't very catchy and would be the name of 90% of the food items on the market if there was truth in advertising. Heh, you sure showed, uh, food I guess. Take that food.
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Aug 10, 2014 06:09
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Kalos posted:Truly the best part of his secret chili seasoning recipe, where instead of using the pre-mixed McCormick brand seasoning packet, you buy a bunch of jars of McCormick brand seasoning and then make almost literally the exact same mix yourself. It's this really dumb pseudo-elitism where a packet of mixed seasoning is somehow no good but canned vegetables are.
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Aug 17, 2014 16:24
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twoday posted:The lifehacks subreddit is exactly the sort of infuriating garbage advice from garbage people that you would expect it to be: I'm fairly certain fast food places make up a bunch of meat and just assemble your sandwich when you order. Even if they had a bunch of premade stuff, what would stop them from just putting more onions on the premade sandwich? Also, if you eat fast food you probably aren't already concerned with the freshness of the ingredients.
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Aug 22, 2014 17:31
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Saw this on imgur today: http://imgur.com/gallery/SPM1sJI Helpful lifehacks such as "pour poo poo from around your house all over your house to fix your house" and "put poo poo in bags to organize poo poo". For bonus laughs, the top comment is a rape joke.
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Aug 22, 2014 17:44
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monkeytennis posted:Some of those 'hacks' are full-on moronic. Dump a load of cooked mince in a bag of Doritos. And why does every 'hack' have to contain about 2000 calories? The kind of people that want to make their life "easier" are the kind of people that don't eat healthy or exercise.
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Aug 23, 2014 20:49
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My Lovely Horse posted:Lifehack: a kitchen sponge costs like 50 cents yo. Lifehacking really is about doing the most effort for the least reward. True lifehacking is when the cost exceeds the benefit.
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Aug 24, 2014 21:51
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Mr. Beefhead posted:My god, you're right! Come to think of it, my dishtowels probably cost about 50 cents as well! And I'm sure my socks don't cost much more! If you get to the point where you think microwaving your socks is the best way to clean them, then yes please throw them out.
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Aug 25, 2014 05:23
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Lifehack: Worried about germs on your veggies? Just eat cheetos, they come in sealed bags!
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Aug 29, 2014 04:27
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Stalin McHitler posted:How do you make sure your chopsticks don't have germs on them? Something something on the floor something something you animal
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Aug 29, 2014 04:40
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1stGear posted:What happens if they cuff your hands in front of you? Do you just buy a key for every belt loop? Don't be silly. You swallow one, just in case this sort of thing happens.
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Aug 29, 2014 18:48
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CJacobs posted:Fine I'll be the one to do it. #Lifehack: Don't do stupid poo poo that's against the law and cops won't put you in handcuffs. This lifehack does not apply if you aren't white.
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Aug 29, 2014 19:25
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Just go out and buy a coffee.
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Aug 30, 2014 16:42
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This one is actually really helpful if you have lots of open bottles of wine.
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Sep 1, 2014 05:10
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Geoj posted:Fixed... Ahem, you will notice that the lifehack just says clean, doesn't specified used or not.
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Sep 1, 2014 05:49
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I don't think those are meant to be taken seriously, though. (Butt plug juicer is loving hilarious)
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Sep 1, 2014 18:18
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Lifehack: Need a candle? Burn your dried dung like the animal you are.
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Sep 2, 2014 06:47
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:I don't think anybody ever called this one out, but if your classroom constitutes a warzone you're doing something horribly wrong. No one called it out because the rest of us have a sense of humor and recognize jokes.
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Sep 9, 2014 15:46
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That's not even a hack that's just making pizza harder
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Sep 19, 2014 03:31
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Hirayuki posted:Using scissors to cut pizza for serving is traditional in Rome. Buncha crazy assholes who don't know from pizza, am I right? America's been to the moon and they've invented a tool specifically for cutting pizza. America 2: Rome 0
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Sep 21, 2014 05:40
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serious norman posted:toilethack: use paper to wipe your rear end instead of your hand to avoid poo poo on your hand Oh cool. But do I wipe the paper from front to back or back to front? 
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Sep 28, 2014 16:46
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Pauline Kael posted:
Of course they mean American Cheese the sliced squares you goddamn goober.
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Nov 19, 2014 19:32
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Pauline Kael posted:There are literally hundreds of varieties of cheese at any normal American grocery store. Why the obsessive focus on one of them, that's really intended as food for children? Oh wait, of course, never mind. They probably carry the wrong kind of anime too. I am saying this as probably one American to another, but American Cheese is not something to take national pride in.
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Nov 19, 2014 20:18
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DemeaninDemon posted:You're doing a wonderful service donating your organs to medicine. #LivingHack: Don't want doctors to murder you to take your sweet, sweet organs? Don't be a donor!
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Nov 20, 2014 23:51
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You could also save space by storing your leftover pizza in a container that isn't the massive box it came with. But no, I'm sure pizzabox origami is much simpler.
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Nov 29, 2014 18:06
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Lucy Heartfilia posted:Why are American Pizzas larger than a serving for one person? Why are your lovely foreign pizzas small enough for one person? I don't think you guys "get" pizza.
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Nov 29, 2014 18:31
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Lucy Heartfilia posted:You can get larger ones, of course. ...and it didn't occur to you that the ones we were talking about might be of the larger variety? This is why we had to save everyone during WWII.
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Nov 29, 2014 18:37
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cobalt impurity posted:Lifehack: don't pile your clothes on the floor like a animal and make use of a closet, dresser, or armoir! Wake up put ur clothes on the bed. Time for bed, put ur clothes on the chair. #lifehacked
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Nov 30, 2014 06:13
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bringmyfishback posted:
I'm not familiar with this particular brand, but coffee makers work the same as kettles basically so why is this a bad thing?
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Fil5000 posted:Kettles boil, coffee makers shouldn't, and you generally want boiling water for anything involving dried noodles or pasta. I'm pretty certain you don't need boiling water to make Cup Noodles work Source: I've been to college.
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