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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Displeased Moo Cow posted:

hey how come ipad dont get sms ?

You don't need an SMS
What u need is a sweet caress

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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CISADMIN PRIVILEGE posted:

it's 1.6 gigs not 16

Turns out the whole thing is run on a 32 bit OS. oh well.

SELECT * FROM LOL

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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anthonypants posted:

why does anyone do anything, man

cash, money, and/or hos

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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If you use 40mhz channels on 2.4 please kill you are self

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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lmao

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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obstipator posted:

is there a way to make windows command prompt remember full history (or at least more than just from the current session)?????

don't use windows lol

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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program666 posted:

My mplayer on linux seem to have problems with high bitrate files while firefox and something like MPC on windows plays it fine. What gives?

Is Linux

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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theflyingorc posted:

i am asking this here because i don't know who else might know, also this story is really funny

i got a random phone call from a guy who said "i am calling from microsoft help and tech support. we have detected that your computer is throwing errors and warnings. this also means you are downloading technical faults which are causing stopages of Microsoft services on your computer".

basically, these guys are trying to steal my computer over the phone, which is really ballsy

they had me open up msconfig, go to the services tab, and asked me "how many of the services are showing as 'stopped'?" when i said "like 50", he said "oh my goodness, that is very bad! i am going to send you to level 2 support now!"

level 2 support guy told me to type in iexplore ammyy.com (it's a lightweight remote desktop app), and then tried to give me the number so he could have control of my computer, at which point I called him a dick

so, uh - first off, this scam is blowing my mind. they're using the phones to send tricksy e-mail spam. second off, does anyone know who i should report these guys to? i would like these people to go to jail if at all possible

lol I guess but this isn't new and they aren't going to jail

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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theflyingorc posted:

thats sad

they also told me "i'm sure you've heard about the china people who have been hacking us computers"

that's not a paraphrasing, he actually tried to scare me about "the china people"

Yeah here's some deets

“Hello, I‘m definitely not calling from India. Can I take control of your PC?”
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2012/10/hello-im-definitely-not-calling-from-india-can-i-take-control-of-your-pc/

"I am calling you from Windows": A tech support scammer dials Ars Technica
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2012/10/i-am-calling-you-from-windows-a-tech-support-scammer-dials-ars-technica/

Troy Hunt: Interview with the man behind Comantra, the “cold call virus scammers”
http://www.troyhunt.com/2012/05/interview-with-man-behind-comantra-cold.html

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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bobbilljim posted:

the trackpad is good if u prefer a trackpad to a mouse, which you shouldnt but if u do w/e

There is a guy in my office with this preference and it kinda freaks me out

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Swolegoat posted:

wahts a nonshit router for my personal computer

6509

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Corla Plankun posted:

i am probably going to do this tomorrow at work and see how that pans out

That looks rather interesting, I guess, more for the lxc stuff than hadoop but I'm not really a big data jockey anyway

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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then i guess the appropriate flippant response is rule 36

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Jonny 290 posted:

if u want cheap: monoprice
if u want dope: ergotron

i have some ergotrons at work, they own

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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BangersInMyKnickers posted:

how should I be handling RPC traffic with the windows firewall? we have some siemens software that talks over rpc and one of my coworkers broke the poo poo out of it and left it for me to fix. firewall exceptions for the services are defined by process name which I thought would be enough, but instead it hits the rpc initiator port and then fails on the handoff because its not allowing the rpc endpoint mapper ports through. I fixed it fast and dirty by making a general rule that allowed whatever inbound traffic the rpc service wanted to pass from the right ip ranges but I don't know if there is a better way to do this

That sounds about right, then you can see what ports are actually in use and tighten up the rules if you want

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Panty Saluter posted:

modem + router, every time

combo poo poo sucks

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Panty Saluter posted:

i just moved into a new place and the same router that reliably got me 100+ mbps before now struggles to hit 20, and no amount of coaxing or fiddling with settings helps. it's MAYBE 15 feet further away from my computers. i blame the huge mirror in the bathroom between the router and the computers :pwn:

The metal wall would be a problem, yes

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Panty Saluter posted:

ya, and there's a blower on the other side of the hall for the hvac :shepicide:

its cool though, there's a cable outlet in the office so ima move it into this room. it should reach the tv ok but we'll see

lmfao :rip: ur RF

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Panty Saluter posted:

2.4 punches thru pretty well but of course its crowded as gently caress so performance is still not great. id be more worried if i didnt have the option of moving the gear into the office v:v:v

i wish there were as many effective 2.4 channels as 5

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Jonny 290 posted:

900 or 3.6 ghz backhaul, 5ghz last mile :getin:

well sure but that doesn't help in-home wifi now does it

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Panty Saluter posted:

ya rly. 2.4 just goes everywhere but three usable channels (sorta)? get that poo poo outta here

lol if u live in a place where 2.4 is usable


:(

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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lolololololololoolol

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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bobbilljim posted:

ultrashit device driver

u, w/ the post button

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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lampey posted:

don't buy 2015

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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BangersInMyKnickers posted:

we're getting new netapp hardware to replace our current old as poo poo and imploding units. the storage network is running on 1gig twisted pair and my boss is being cheap and poo poo and not forking up the money 10gig switches like I need and making me limp along with the old poo poo. our bottleneck has always been the old units disk and never the network links getting saturated, but that's about to invert. how does vmware handle saturation of the storage fabric when the disk still has capacity? I'm hoping I can aggregate together enough interfaces to get 6gig total (currently only 2) but thats nothing compared to the 20gig minimum I would have from new switches

what are u gonna use (theoretically) for the 10g switches

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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my stepdads beer posted:

now i have a question. does tcpdump manage to hook into interfaces before the firewall rules are applied?

i believe so yes but enable youre firewall logs on the rule that would be blockin dat packet so you can see for sure

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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bobbilljim posted:

it's all on my desk and it's something to do with certain packets not being double vlan tagged and so not making it through the switch hardware in my router :psyduck:

shouldn't you only need to double vlan tag if you're already doing ip-ip encapsulation

like what are you doing

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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bobbilljim posted:

since you asked its a router that i write horrible java code for, it has a chip that provides 5 gigE ports but they all show up as vlans under eth0 due to the way it works, so if you also want to have other vlans then certain things need to be doubel tagged and poo poo.

my coworker informed me earlier that the way we do native vlans (create a bridge between the lan port and a vlan) won;t work on this one due to this chip and the fact that it is "smart enough" to not allow that kind of horseshit
Holy poo poo lmao

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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bobbilljim posted:

ubiquiti poo poo owns

i can confirm this for point2point bridges

knock on wood the bostonsnowpocalypse hasn't affected them at all

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

yo is chromecast any good for like business use, powerpoints etc

was going to pick up a longass hdmi cable for our office but was thinking of getting chromecast instead, but not if its gonna be too complicated for my 50 yr old boss to use

It's garbage for business

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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3 excellent suggestions

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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BangersInMyKnickers posted:

its best to converge all useless items in to a single location that we can easily avoid

thus, forumid=219

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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EMILY BLUNTS posted:

yostop lives

sned

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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your ubuntu is a piece of poo poo

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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SO DEMANDING posted:

dare we ask what sort of idiot hellfucker setup you have which involves lots of windows systems but no active directory?

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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prefect posted:

that is not the only thing i do with my pc :colbert:

also wow porn

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

is there a decent windows

no

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

i think todoist has a windows app

but yea dont use a windows

to do: uninstall windows

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Shaggar posted:

yeah tomato is really good.

esp on a burg

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Cold on a Cob posted:

or in a grilled cheese

an unconventional but excellent manuever

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