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Violentacrez is laughing from his fat, child loving grave.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2014 20:26 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 08:35 |
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That' can't be real. Total biscuit sleeping with a woman? Come on.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2014 20:28 |
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Ponce de Le0n posted:i bet you any money she has retarded dyed hair. *Mounts fat lady with micro penis hard and ready* In the words of illidan, me lady... "You are not prepared"
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2014 20:30 |
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WTF IS.... daddy issues?!
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2014 20:32 |
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new look is working for Megaspel
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2014 20:35 |
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im gay posted:gaming and reddit. gas both no, i'm proud of some of the posts here and demand this be gold.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2014 20:41 |
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= ???
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2014 20:44 |
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1gnoirents posted:It's no longer a trivial issue ("gaming journalism") due to the relatively insane amounts of money games bring in versus just 10 years ago, or 20. But that's not the funny part here. The funny part is how lame you have to be as a "journalist" to be swayed with sexual favors from her Sup baby? I write for Polygon... heh, 12 greatest transsexual gaming moments in history? Me.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2014 20:59 |
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I heard insider people say it was actually the FARK's who did the 2013 phone jack raid...
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2014 21:06 |
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Ages posted:So is Depression Quest any good? Imagine something really stupid and lovely... like Watch_Dogs, but it was even shittier then that and it's a bunch of jpgs and poo poo telling the story of watch_dogs, except it's even more dialog and way longer Triple A posted:it's okay for a freeware thing wtf!
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2014 21:09 |
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It's sad that Chex Quest is more insightful and fun then Depression Quest.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 00:03 |
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LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE posted:no one, no one on this planet would care if the person who did this was a dude. I make fun of Phil Fish all the time and he swallowed my cum, just FYI
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 00:27 |
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DEPRRESSION QUEST 1 WAS ALRIGHT BUT IT NEEDS SOME MOD SUPPORT AND MAYBE SOME BETTER GRAPHICS LIKE IN DUKE NUKEM WHERE YOU CAN LOOK IN THE MIRROR ALSO THE ENDING WAS LAME AND DIDNT EVEN BEGIN TO EXPLAIN HOW THE JADE SKELETON KEY FOUND THE TIME VOID ZOE QUINN IS A HACK, A FRAD, AND A LIAR NOT ONLY WAS DEPRESSION QUEST MADE BY JAPANESE DEVS IN OSAKA WHERE THEY RUSHED THE JOB, IT WAS SO poo poo CAPCOM WOULDNT PUBLISH IT THAT SHE hosed GABE NEWEELL AND RELEASED IT ON STEAM LIKE A GIGATNIC loving ELEPHANT making GBS threads ALL OVER OUR CHOSEN PC PLAFORM IF YOU THINK DEPRESSION QUEST 2 IS COMING OUT WITH BETTER GRAPHICS, GAMEPLAY AND STORY? THINK AGAIN, FUCKER. ITS THE SAME poo poo, READING GAME PRO THE PREVIEWS FOR THIS GAME ARE TERRIBLE AND RETARDED AT BEST, OH LOOK, THE RAZOR BLADE BOOMERANGE IS BACK? WHO GIVES A gently caress, THIS FAT RETARDE PIECE OF poo poo DEV IS ONCE AGAIN A POISON IDEA SIPPING INTO THE PC COMMUNITY AND NEEDS TO BE STOPPED, DEPRESSION QUEST 1 WAS DUMB AND HAD FLAWS, BUT THIS poo poo IS JUST OVER THE HILL. LOOK OUT, HERE COMES HER BOYFRIEND PHIL FISH (AKA MEGA gently caress LORD) TO SUCK HIS OWN DICK AND TALK ABOUT ROSA PARKS PLAYING A REMAKE OF BIONIC COMMANDO MADE OUT OF DICKLESS 8BIT SPIRTES SOME DUDE FROM GERMANY CREATED ON A VIC64 gently caress YOU ZOE YOU PIECE OF poo poo THANKS FOR MAKING THE ACHIEVEMENTS IN DEPRESSION QUEST SEEM UNWORTHY NOW ESP WITH THIS poo poo YOU LITERALY SHOVED OUT OF YOUR rear end in a top hat, THREW INTO OUR GAMERS EYES gently caress YOU
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 20:00 |
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SaltLick posted:i posted that earlier and it is just the saddest thing No one has edited this to Sandstorm yet, huh? Shame.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 20:02 |
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LemonAIDS posted:I don't know who this phil fish fellow is but from his tweets I like his style. Mods, please ban and murder this monster.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 20:03 |
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I wish everyone in that stupid picture was dead.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 20:07 |
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quote:This has turned into TMZ. For just about all of this, it’s not our business. If you see someone upload nudes, please don't spread them around! - some dude from Giant Bomb after deleting his dick pics from his redtube profile.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 22:59 |
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1st AD posted:Why would anyone want porn of her she's ugly and fat No she's beautiful because she had sex with me after some hot tweets then a meet up at the local coffee shop next to that new age oil/herbal shop in downtown..,
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 23:17 |
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Zoe .... I love youe... 8^o
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 23:18 |
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:If this was a dude would goons give a poo poo if someone emailed the pictures to his family or employer? Let's talk about Romeo rose.,.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 23:25 |
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Shadoer posted:Well Kotaku has weighed in with an actual response We at Kotaku want our readers to trust us... And trust us, we make fun of Nathan every day for loving a retarded fat talentless crazy bitch. Your friend, Kotaku. Bob le Moche posted:Hey all, I work in the games industry as a game developer and I also get state funding to do research on videogames in the serious academic field of "game studies" along with hundreds of scholars and everybody I know uses words like "ludonarrative literacy" and "problematic" and is super cool and smart. We write books about racism, sexism, capitalism and videogames that real publishers pay us for. Mattie Brice speaks at our conferences because she and other rad people like her and Zoe Quinn have done amazing work in changing the industry for the better in the last few years and thanks to them I've seen first-hand more and more female and minority students starting to get into games which is awesome. Most of my friends in the industry who make the games that matter so much to dumb kids on reddit do it as a day job to pay their bills and honestly think that the games they make are pretty stupid and lovely distractions for pathetic manchildren. Babies and reddit! Man children! *posts a book on why sonic is a metaphor for the horrors of capitalism* *fucks retarded fat broads* *makes a indie game that steals ideas from the grey blob of indie tropes* * is named bob le moche* *has to defend only people who can tolerate him on twitter* *is a insufferable human being* Man, being an adult sounds cool.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 14:36 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:at least those feature attractive people Please don't body shame me. The IGN office doesn't have a gym.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 14:45 |
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Pretty lovely bribe package to give reviewers/journalists, IMO.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 14:49 |
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paint dry posted:gamers hating women of course Greetings, As a moderator of polygon forums I must cordially invite you to join us at polygon! Polygon is a meme sharing website, but it also features gaming news and memes! If you find this post funny, I have posted it as well in the polygon forums too, which I humbly mod , but join us on the biggest network of athiest scientists on the interwebs who do fair unbiased gaming news. Polygon Colin Campbell, Moderator, Athiest, and Scholar
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 15:17 |
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Ahundredbux posted:it's funny cause it's like nerds being angry about nerds being angry about nerds being angry about some crappy "indie game dev" getting laid I don't think that's it.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 15:20 |
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phalanx of dicks is a new spell in Dragon Age 3
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 15:53 |
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Twelve Batmans posted:Yup, all on them. That's why she doesn't have her job anymore either. Dude. It's literally the worst.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 17:03 |
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Wade Wilson posted:Someone tell her to donate any extra money back to Doctors Without Borders or something so the money does somebody some good somewhere. No way! I wanna donate to a woman who imaginary got mugged because Depression Quest rules!!!!! gently caress you, Red Cross!!! Suck my dick, children of war!!'
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 17:35 |
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Cold as ice...
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 18:41 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Can I use powerpoint to make my game ? I dunno, this power point sounds expensive, you better run a kick starter.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 18:43 |
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Madcosby posted:It's cruel to call someone cruel *Hangs self in bathroom after a fat pale unemployed leech woman calls me vile and filled with hate on twitter*
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 18:49 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:if you want I can put the summary in the OP for you guys but it's this: People are just sick of pretentious indie game devs too. Fish, Zoe, whatever, it's tiresome to see these guys who can't spend five seconds on making a decent game be labeled as underground hero's of the gaming world and hearing their fair-weather bullshit politic word salads every five seconds. Everyone hates these stupid faggots with their fake rebel yells, and ear plugs, and poo poo tattoos, and human being retarded The Big Bang style skeleton humor telling people nonstop what is right, what's wrong, and why they are so much smarter then you because they ripped some old rear end final fantasy sprites and made a lovely platformer. Don't get me wrong, a ton of indie games are great! Cave story is a good game. Why do people not make fun of it? It's not because the dev isn't a woman, or black, or trans, its because the game supposed to be fun and didn't jackhammer political speak into your brain every five seconds or have the dev do insane PR moves to promote his/her game. How about Heroine Quest, the FEMALE LEAD version of Hero quest? It was rated great and everyone loved it! I hate to serious post, but these guys (Rainbow haired human being game devs who tweet all the time) should really understand that maybe, and I'm just throwing this out there, gaming isn't a good median build a soapbox. A book, a movie? Whatever. But this whole SJ in gaming poo poo is getting really played out. Do women need more representation in the video game industry? Sure. Could video companies be an all boys club? Yeah, why not. Can video games be beautiful artistic works of art that make us question things in our lives? I guess, if you are a nerd. It doesn't mean that the people who claim they want to shake up the industry and make progressive changes are good or even competent people. In fact, quite a large amount of them are total losers. Also... I'm gay http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/zoe-quinn-slut-shaming-the-feminist-conspiracy-and-depression-quest
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 19:57 |
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Bar maiden ! Your finest Guinness and a plug for my Alienware laptop! - a literal child
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 04:28 |
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Phil always wanted to be a martyr... Against what exactly I'm not sure. Cool fake hack, tho.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 14:44 |
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Amarcarts posted:SSNs are whack I personally believe we should all have a QR bar codes tattooed on our inner thighs for proof of identity. *tworls hair* Hey handsome... *shifts up next you and slight farts* I'm uh.., a game dev... Ever heard of depression quest...
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 15:18 |
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cthulhoo posted:I can't understand how can someone like phil fish be married (to an alleged human being) I'm friends with his wife in RL too and I cuck the poo poo out of him daily. So, uh, there is that. Guess what they have is special.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 15:28 |
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gently caress the ROW posted:"sleeping her way to the top" more accurately "sleep her way to a position draped over the bottom step" But my JPEG power point game!!!!! *shows off rancid rear end baby nipples*
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 15:30 |
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DrPaper posted:wait, her ABOUT profile on her site says she's a hacker who likes to run hackathons She can't even add a volume slider for the lovely background music in depression quest...
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 15:34 |
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Madcosby posted:I can get laid if I review games???? But dude... You journalism integrity... Think about it. What would your hero, Sonic the hedgehog say about such action...
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 15:40 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 08:35 |
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War... War never changes....
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 16:00 |