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big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
Violentacrez is laughing from his fat, child loving grave.

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big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
That' can't be real.

Total biscuit sleeping with a woman? Come on.

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

Ponce de Le0n posted:

i bet you any money she has retarded dyed hair.

*Mounts fat lady with micro penis hard and ready*

In the words of illidan, me lady... "You are not prepared"

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
WTF IS.... daddy issues?!

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
new look is working for Megaspel

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

im gay posted:

gaming and reddit. gas both

no, i'm proud of some of the posts here and demand this be gold.

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

=



???

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

1gnoirents posted:

It's no longer a trivial issue ("gaming journalism") due to the relatively insane amounts of money games bring in versus just 10 years ago, or 20. But that's not the funny part here. The funny part is how lame you have to be as a "journalist" to be swayed with sexual favors from her

Sup baby? I write for Polygon... heh, 12 greatest transsexual gaming moments in history? Me.

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
I heard insider people say it was actually the FARK's who did the 2013 phone jack raid...

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

Ages posted:

So is Depression Quest any good?

Imagine something really stupid and lovely... like Watch_Dogs, but it was even shittier then that and it's a bunch of jpgs and poo poo telling the story of watch_dogs, except it's even more dialog and way longer

Triple A posted:

it's okay for a freeware thing

pity about the dev being a colossal imbecile

wtf!

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
It's sad that Chex Quest is more insightful and fun then Depression Quest.

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE posted:

no one, no one on this planet would care if the person who did this was a dude.

literally no one.

I make fun of Phil Fish all the time and he swallowed my cum, just FYI

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
DEPRRESSION QUEST 1 WAS ALRIGHT BUT IT NEEDS SOME MOD SUPPORT AND MAYBE SOME BETTER GRAPHICS LIKE IN DUKE NUKEM WHERE YOU CAN LOOK IN THE MIRROR ALSO THE ENDING WAS LAME AND DIDNT EVEN BEGIN TO EXPLAIN HOW THE JADE SKELETON KEY FOUND THE TIME VOID ZOE QUINN IS A HACK, A FRAD, AND A LIAR NOT ONLY WAS DEPRESSION QUEST MADE BY JAPANESE DEVS IN OSAKA WHERE THEY RUSHED THE JOB, IT WAS SO poo poo CAPCOM WOULDNT PUBLISH IT THAT SHE hosed GABE NEWEELL AND RELEASED IT ON STEAM LIKE A GIGATNIC loving ELEPHANT making GBS threads ALL OVER OUR CHOSEN PC PLAFORM IF YOU THINK DEPRESSION QUEST 2 IS COMING OUT WITH BETTER GRAPHICS, GAMEPLAY AND STORY? THINK AGAIN, FUCKER. ITS THE SAME poo poo, READING GAME PRO THE PREVIEWS FOR THIS GAME ARE TERRIBLE AND RETARDED AT BEST, OH LOOK, THE RAZOR BLADE BOOMERANGE IS BACK? WHO GIVES A gently caress, THIS FAT RETARDE PIECE OF poo poo DEV IS ONCE AGAIN A POISON IDEA SIPPING INTO THE PC COMMUNITY AND NEEDS TO BE STOPPED, DEPRESSION QUEST 1 WAS DUMB AND HAD FLAWS, BUT THIS poo poo IS JUST OVER THE HILL. LOOK OUT, HERE COMES HER BOYFRIEND PHIL FISH (AKA MEGA gently caress LORD) TO SUCK HIS OWN DICK AND TALK ABOUT ROSA PARKS PLAYING A REMAKE OF BIONIC COMMANDO MADE OUT OF DICKLESS 8BIT SPIRTES SOME DUDE FROM GERMANY CREATED ON A VIC64 gently caress YOU ZOE YOU PIECE OF poo poo THANKS FOR MAKING THE ACHIEVEMENTS IN DEPRESSION QUEST SEEM UNWORTHY NOW ESP WITH THIS poo poo YOU LITERALY SHOVED OUT OF YOUR rear end in a top hat, THREW INTO OUR GAMERS EYES

gently caress YOU

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

SaltLick posted:

i posted that earlier and it is just the saddest thing

No one has edited this to Sandstorm yet, huh? Shame.

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

LemonAIDS posted:

I don't know who this phil fish fellow is but from his tweets I like his style.

Mods, please ban and murder this monster.

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

I wish everyone in that stupid picture was dead.

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

quote:

This has turned into TMZ. For just about all of this, it’s not our business.
There’s no excuse for the extreme harassment and abuse in the last few days. No one deserves to have nude pictures of themselves distributed all over the Internet without their consent. No one deserves to have their address blasted on social networks as a veiled threat. No one.

If you see someone upload nudes, please don't spread them around! - some dude from Giant Bomb after deleting his dick pics from his redtube profile.

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

1st AD posted:

Why would anyone want porn of her she's ugly and fat

No she's beautiful because she had sex with me after some hot tweets then a meet up at the local coffee shop next to that new age oil/herbal shop in downtown..,

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
Zoe .... I love youe... 8^o

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

If this was a dude would goons give a poo poo if someone emailed the pictures to his family or employer?

I've seen goons do some harsh poo poo so I'm not sure.

Let's talk about Romeo rose.,.

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

We at Kotaku want our readers to trust us...

And trust us, we make fun of Nathan every day for loving a retarded fat talentless crazy bitch.


Your friend,
Kotaku.

Bob le Moche posted:

Hey all, I work in the games industry as a game developer and I also get state funding to do research on videogames in the serious academic field of "game studies" along with hundreds of scholars and everybody I know uses words like "ludonarrative literacy" and "problematic" and is super cool and smart. We write books about racism, sexism, capitalism and videogames that real publishers pay us for. Mattie Brice speaks at our conferences because she and other rad people like her and Zoe Quinn have done amazing work in changing the industry for the better in the last few years and thanks to them I've seen first-hand more and more female and minority students starting to get into games which is awesome. Most of my friends in the industry who make the games that matter so much to dumb kids on reddit do it as a day job to pay their bills and honestly think that the games they make are pretty stupid and lovely distractions for pathetic manchildren.

Hope this helps you bunch of babies out


Babies and reddit! Man children!

*posts a book on why sonic is a metaphor for the horrors of capitalism*
*fucks retarded fat broads*
*makes a indie game that steals ideas from the grey blob of indie tropes*
* is named bob le moche*
*has to defend only people who can tolerate him on twitter*
*is a insufferable human being*

Man, being an adult sounds cool.

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

Spanish Manlove posted:

at least those feature attractive people

Please don't body shame me. The IGN office doesn't have a gym.

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
Pretty lovely bribe package to give reviewers/journalists, IMO.

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

paint dry posted:

gamers hating women of course

Greetings,
As a moderator of polygon forums I must cordially invite you to join us at polygon! Polygon is a meme sharing website, but it also features gaming news and memes! If you find this post funny, I have posted it as well in the polygon forums too, which I humbly mod ;), but join us on the biggest network of athiest scientists on the interwebs who do fair unbiased gaming news.

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Colin Campbell, Moderator, Athiest, and Scholar

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

Ahundredbux posted:

it's funny cause it's like nerds being angry about nerds being angry about nerds being angry about some crappy "indie game dev" getting laid

I don't think that's it.

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
phalanx of dicks is a new spell in Dragon Age 3

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

Twelve Batmans posted:

Yup, all on them. That's why she doesn't have her job anymore either.

Dude. It's literally the worst.

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

Wade Wilson posted:

Someone tell her to donate any extra money back to Doctors Without Borders or something so the money does somebody some good somewhere.

No way! I wanna donate to a woman who imaginary got mugged because Depression Quest rules!!!!!

gently caress you, Red Cross!!! Suck my dick, children of war!!'

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW


Cold as ice...

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

Fathis Munk posted:

Can I use powerpoint to make my game ?

I dunno, this power point sounds expensive, you better run a kick starter.

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

Madcosby posted:

It's cruel to call someone cruel

*Hangs self in bathroom after a fat pale unemployed leech woman calls me vile and filled with hate on twitter*

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

Spanish Manlove posted:

if you want I can put the summary in the OP for you guys but it's this:

gross piece of human garbage with BPD and indie game designer, Zoë Quinn (fake name, real umlaut), has a habit of sleeping around and some of the guys she cheated on her boyfriends/husbands with were game journalists. The boy she scorned went around the internet trying to rile up nerds against Quinn, going on reddit, 4chan, and even here. Naturally idiot nerds are either claiming she's a malicious slore who sleeps her way to internet fame, or she's a tender flower who's just being oppressed by the patriarchy.
Either way you skin the cat, don't forget she's disgusting and didn't shower for her second wedding.

People are just sick of pretentious indie game devs too. Fish, Zoe, whatever, it's tiresome to see these guys who can't spend five seconds on making a decent game be labeled as underground hero's of the gaming world and hearing their fair-weather bullshit politic word salads every five seconds. Everyone hates these stupid faggots with their fake rebel yells, and ear plugs, and poo poo tattoos, and human being retarded The Big Bang style skeleton humor telling people nonstop what is right, what's wrong, and why they are so much smarter then you because they ripped some old rear end final fantasy sprites and made a lovely platformer.

Don't get me wrong, a ton of indie games are great! Cave story is a good game. Why do people not make fun of it? It's not because the dev isn't a woman, or black, or trans, its because the game supposed to be fun and didn't jackhammer political speak into your brain every five seconds or have the dev do insane PR moves to promote his/her game. How about Heroine Quest, the FEMALE LEAD version of Hero quest? It was rated great and everyone loved it!

I hate to serious post, but these guys (Rainbow haired human being game devs who tweet all the time) should really understand that maybe, and I'm just throwing this out there, gaming isn't a good median build a soapbox. A book, a movie? Whatever. But this whole SJ in gaming poo poo is getting really played out. Do women need more representation in the video game industry? Sure. Could video companies be an all boys club? Yeah, why not. Can video games be beautiful artistic works of art that make us question things in our lives? I guess, if you are a nerd. It doesn't mean that the people who claim they want to shake up the industry and make progressive changes are good or even competent people. In fact, quite a large amount of them are total losers.

Also...


I'm gay

http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/zoe-quinn-slut-shaming-the-feminist-conspiracy-and-depression-quest

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
Bar maiden ! Your finest Guinness and a plug for my Alienware laptop! - a literal child

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
Phil always wanted to be a martyr... Against what exactly I'm not sure. Cool fake hack, tho.

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

Amarcarts posted:

SSNs are whack I personally believe we should all have a QR bar codes tattooed on our inner thighs for proof of identity.

*tworls hair*

Hey handsome... *shifts up next you and slight farts* I'm uh.., a game dev... Ever heard of depression quest...

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

cthulhoo posted:

I can't understand how can someone like phil fish be married (to an alleged human being)

I'm friends with his wife in RL too and I cuck the poo poo out of him daily. So, uh, there is that. Guess what they have is special.

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

gently caress the ROW posted:

"sleeping her way to the top" more accurately "sleep her way to a position draped over the bottom step"

But my JPEG power point game!!!!!

*shows off rancid rear end baby nipples*

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

DrPaper posted:

wait, her ABOUT profile on her site says she's a hacker who likes to run hackathons

could she have hacked polytroon!?!?

She can't even add a volume slider for the lovely background music in depression quest...

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

Madcosby posted:

I can get laid if I review games????

But dude... You journalism integrity... Think about it. What would your hero, Sonic the hedgehog say about such action...

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big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

War... War never changes....

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