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tyler
Jun 2, 2014



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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

:nws:http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g44/kahokcutie04/rape_zps8b5f2abc.jpg:nws:
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/1CdpS.jpg:nws:

tyler fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Sep 1, 2014

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

There are two vet threads! Vote zombie303 for September 2014. If you vote for me I will provide titties and Hitler.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Fister Roboto posted:

god that avatar is perfect

I love it. No matter what I post, it approves.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Mad Dragon posted:



I, for one, am thankful I closed my JLaw's tits thread. Lest I face the wrath of Official Laci Green. :ohdear:

You should be ashamed of yourself. You basically raped her.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

So I just looked at that Laci Green chick's profile. Holy SJW gently caress :commissar:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

if they didnt want other people peepin their butts, they shouldn't have uploaded the pics ~to the cloud~

People call me paranoid because I don't trust "cloud" or any sites that store poo poo off of my computer. gently caress you, people.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Kawasaki Nun posted:

Just ended a party where a Vietnam vet had to be beaten down by his 3 grown children. Hooah.

I have a feeling that would be me in 30+ years if I were dumb enough to reproduce :911:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

The rape train doesn't have brakes.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDe9bbo0Bz4

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

It's a shame because she didn't used to be, she made actually good, healthy sex advice things and then she ran afoul of the Trans* Mafia when she mentioned women having vaginas or something.

Pretty hosed up thing to say; women having vaginas.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

So I am taking World Mythology because gently caress it, it counts as humanities and sounded interesting. It is full of the gooniest people I have ever seen. Pony tails, fedoras, and neck beards as far as the eye can see. They also like to talk loudly about magic the gathering and writing various fan fiction before class. :suicide:

E: They also think they are comedic geniuses.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

come in to class with a 12 pack and throw the empties at those fucks


or throw on your fedora and infiltrate their stash of fat pussy

Yeah the females are equally goon like.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

My psycho ex of 3 1/2 years was Tai and Laotian. She ruined Asians for me.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Drinking beer and binge watching generation kill.

E: Not the best combo.

tyler fucked around with this message at 08:03 on Sep 3, 2014

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Getting paid to tell people to get off your lawn and being taken seriously sounds awesome.

Being a CSM?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Snowdens Secret posted:

The hipster shmucks in the late night bars sure don't. Motherfucker I don't care if she's your secret soulmate, I'm trying to find a warm bed for the night

:golfclap:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

ded posted:

I hear it's the gun of choice for shooting people in the back of the head.

Indiana Jones shot through 3 Nazis with one round.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

You know what's better than cars?



sun burn?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Mike-o posted:

Just post "kill yourself" and be done with it.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

the dad farm posted:

thank god the VA is my sole form of healthcare

Yeah, scary isn't it?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

dont feel too bad m8, i wanted to call someone an idiot bitch and your post was the first i read that met the criteria




























of being made by an idiot bitch :chord:


Boom! Headshot!

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoF_a0-7xVQ

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Amazon might be able to kindle a fire under apple.

:vince:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

SquirrelyPSU posted:

Gmail has probably been doing this for 15 years. Just admit that the man knows where you are and stop bitchin'.

We are all on the watch list anyways.

ISIS,BOMB, BRIDGE, EMBASSY, DIRTY

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I forgot, guys.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

:911::911::911::911::911::911::911::911::911::911::911::911:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

the dad farm posted:

So if they really do let contractors go can i just like, take some vaca from work and do a 2-3 week hunting trip in Iraq?

We could have a GIP squad. I'll bring a bucket and a towell!

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

caring about grass is something you let the mexis do

And Sergeant Major.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

ded posted:

snow? what the flying gently caress. its been 100+ the past 4 days at my place

haha! get hosed, nerd.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

cars go vroom vroom beep beep

That's about all I can contribute.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

someone post the honeyboy bradley punching a tranny online dating story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a4-dlBVhQs

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Christoff posted:

What's wrong with tinder? You just have to find the middle ground. There's the ultra mega babes on there that just like being told they're hot and want more followers on Instagram and of course the okcupid type (fat). Just do a couple seconds of pre-screening before you swipe every drat chick. I thought it was trashy/dumb at first but it's kind of fun.


I'm pretty much dating the chick I met on there and she's loving hot it's pretty sweet

Post her tits.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

One time I tried E-harmony for a month. Set no kids, non religious, and physical fitness as extremely important. It matched me with nothing but fat, christian, cows with kids.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Mr. Nice! posted:

Atlanta is the gayest city in the country. It's gay mecca for people trying to escape the shitheads of the south.

Denver is super gay. I even worked at a gay bar here for the first year I lived here. :gay:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Helldump Immunity. posted:

My kid is the hardest motherfucker of them all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoUWdzNp9SM

and white

I actually laughed out loud.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Ceiling fan posted:

I just skipped over ten pages. Are we posting boobies again, or are we still stuck on car chat?


Damnit. :flaccid:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Mike-o posted:

still love your avatar, it works for almost anything.

same

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I would definitely let shim make me a dating profile.

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