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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



pentyne posted:

Enough quote comments. Does anyone have the savage response to the guy who started posting "Hey, how do I do stand up comedy" and he got a bunch of "work hard, expect failure, get your act together from trial and error" and then a few months later the original guy posted "Oh, stand up is so easy I'm always slamming this hillbillies and cracking jokes on the front row why do people say comedy is hard?" and got savaged by other stand up comics for being a moron?

I think the original was a CC thread but the followup was in a GBS thread.

I think it's the guy with the Brother Mouzone avatar but I'm drawing a blank on his username right now.

Unrelated:


Trig Discipline posted:

dude needs to switch to diet pussy

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Man I'm old. First I thought holy poo poo kids from Columbine are getting married now? Then I thought, gently caress that was a decade ago. It's so much more than a decade.

basically I count my age in decades since american tragedies.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Rumda posted:

Just think in a year or two there'll be thousands of teenagers clumsily making out on their parents couch who weren't even born when it happened.

E: Oh god people born just after are the same age I was when it happened.

that means in 7 years you can make out with them

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



IronicDongz posted:

It's not really that different as a lot of kids who were really young, as a 7 year old I sure as gently caress didn't have any understanding of the event or what it meant to people.

i laughed when i saw it on tv, op

not as an edgy thing, it was just super weird to see happen

i suppose i was 20

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Male Man posted:

I live backwards, and I really don't appreciate all these spoilers you guys are posting.

I would slam dunk a burn in you but I suppose you already heard it :[

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Retail is fine if you're not yet a legal adult and haven't yet any skills on paper.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



if you cannot piss through a chinese cranberry song i dunno what the gently caress is wrong with you

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Jonny 290 posted:

their delivery radius is enormous

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




That went in a direction I did not expect, exactly at Straker's "Meth is actually" it was like a railroad switch being set inside my head without my knowledge.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
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Sham bam bamina! posted:

It's also possible that the "Scandinavian" alternative was itself a joke. At the expense of Scandinavians, you see. That would have been the joke in that post.

I don't get it then. Those are all actual Scandinavian names.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
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Volume posted:

No one is saying that the way the NFL handles broadcasts isn't hosed up. Every years there's new rules about how to shove in more commercials. But the game is still going on while "Players are standing around" mainly in coaching calls, play formations, and strategy.

Pretty Lady Blob posted:

Exactly. To put it in nerd terms it would be like complaining that only X% of a MTG game takes place in the combat phase.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



The way that that comic causes sex to become gross in the minds of its readers is probably a better prevention of teenage STDs than actually telling kids the hows and whys of genitals.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
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Freudian posted:

Squirty cummy baby make

An economy of words

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
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crusader_complex posted:

ten years from now, mark walhberg is cast in the rolling stones biopic

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
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It is a lot of piss for being so yellow you'd think he was dehydrated.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
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pentyne posted:

Not really, most young(ish) people live off soda and energy drinks. It'll turn your urine opaque.

Ah gently caress you're right I bet it's yellow number 5 Mountain Dew.

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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I tried to madlib it but it and exchange piss for poo. It cannot be done, sir.

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