im pooping! posted:

i watched first blood 2 days ago and was really surprised when i learned the body count was 1

i mean i was paying attention to the movie and i know it isnt nearly as violent as the other ones in the series but i didnt actually realize only 1 person dies in the entire movie until i read it on imdb

Laughing Man posted:

Dorner is getting a new angel...

im pooping! posted:

also sherrif teasle is a korean war vet, hes got a silver star, purple heart, and distinguished service medal in his office

apparently its a big plot point in the book

old dog child posted:

My roommate used to borrow my hosed up looking car for work and over six months he was pulled over 3 times. I've had it since 2008 and only been pulled over once. Guess what he is~~~

Lazyfire posted:

It's possible that MilSim pretend clever Slav outwited a bunch of guys who learned how to be soldiers by watching The Marine a couple dozen times.

Baracula posted:

http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2014/10/officers_injured_eric_frein_ma.html

so are the police actually just playing in the woods

e: 2 cops fall from a tree, need 2 helicopters and an ambulance to rescue them

FogHelmut posted:

truthfully the injuries to these cops will be added to the charges to sniperman

Ork of Fiction posted:

Dooks Proving Hazardous to Police Reputation (AP)

Alas Boobylon posted:

Day 30 OCT-7th (?)

Food supplies running low, when we found his stockpile the first man on it, a rookie private, immediately tore into the tuna can with his teeth, cracking four of them. The sergeants pulled him off, wailing, in a scrum. Not to help him, no, to do exactly the same thing. We didn't have can openers, that went towards the Rook. Every half sane man left thinks this exact thought. No one says anything. It doesn't matter anymore.

At first we thought the diapers were his. Well, that's what the dick sucking politicos tried to convince us anyway, convince themselves. But Frein doesn't need to poop. He doesn't need to do anything, but kill cops. Kill fat cops, fat baby fat goo goo cops. The diapers were for us. Every man that walked off on his own to poo poo disappeared. Same with groups. We'd lose contact with squads on opposite sides of the forest at the same time. "Maybe they left, maybe they got out." But we all knew, there was no way out of this forest. Frein was the forest, and the diapers were for us. lovely lovely poo cop diapers.

Those that wear the diapers, live, those that don't... But I don't care anymore, I'm already dead. I don't remember when I died. Was it when the chief locked himself in the Rook, furiously masturbating as he doused himself in gasoline? Or when we received the last broadcast from the outside world, from John MacPhareus at Utica 103.1, "fucken cops, die piglets lol." Even if we got out, there's no going back. Every time I close my eyes I see soiled diapers as involuntarily as I poo poo in them. Frein has won. I love my diapers.

orangesampson posted:

Authorities believe they have spotted Frein from a distance, but the rough terrain made it impossible to get to him.

Rough Terrain is the rooks enemy.

Cream_Filling posted:

not necessarily they could have a firefight with each other

PoconoHermit posted:

Top left. I ain't sayin which one is me but I'm not the black dude or the girl.

orangesampson posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kdF5SAy4CM

lol

Corey Plumper posted:

You ain't gonna find him by the side of the road what are all those groups of cops doing

Haverchuck posted:

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/07/us/georgia-toddler-stun-grenade-no-indictment/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

fyodor posted:

Comin up on the one month anniversary, right? Is that the wood, metal or precious gemstone anniversary? I forget.

A Stupid Baby posted:

I can't believe you morons are hero-worshiping some murderous thug for forcing the police to spend millions of dollars looking for him in this economic climate where old people are dying 10-20 years earlier than they need to because medical costs have ballooned and Medicaid doesn't cover poo poo anymore.

If menboys like Frein didn't exist then maybe we wouldn't need to spend money on the Rook and could instead spend it on making sure kids could have meaningful memories of their great-grandparents.

FRINGE posted:

They havent failed, they are just preparing for even greater heroics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewbx2wQxqXo

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

do you think these cops are boning each other out in the woods? debate+discuss

PoconoHermit posted:

Watch this and discuss it, you shitbirds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In2AjZfDR9Y

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

frein finder needs to be in the op

also i wish there was a :frein: emote that combined the sniper and pooping emotes

SplitSoul posted:

VanSandman posted:

Realtalk this dude is in like Ohio or something by now isn't he.

Lazyfire posted:

If you were wondering how much it costs per week to find this guy turns out it is a supposed $1.1 million.

I loving love the dismissing tone the article summary at the top holds towards this entire thing:


I'd ask how many cops would be out looking for a guy who killed a black person but then I realized they wouldn't need to send any out because the killer would just be back on patrol duty the next day.

Jonny 290 posted:

we're starting to get into db cooper territory here i think

Shoehead posted:

Yeah this guy is going to run a red light one day in like Nevada or something in a few years. These cops will still be in the woods.

Was the campsite he had to ditch stuff at the last time they found a trace of him? They only found it cos he turned on his fuckin phone like an idiot.

FRINGE posted:

Oh dont worry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_Zn2Me3gCc

Jonny 290 posted:

what if gbs 2.0 really has gained the power to keep poverty ghosts and diaper snipers safe

we wield the future

Jonny 290 posted:

duuuuude is there a rookboat

Hellsau posted:

Oh come the gently caress on you can't just spray paint something black and sell it to dumbshit police departments for big money. Where is the obnoxiously large logo?

origami posted:

http://www.poconorecord.com/article/20141020/NEWS/141029919

I ain't a frein of no poors

Yivgev posted:

they should just start carpet bombing the poconos with B-52s like they did in vietnam

FRINGE posted:

Theyre actually making it again and trying to re-brand it as a product for modern farming.

http://www.ibtimes.com/farming-groups-supporting-dows-agent-orange-corn-have-financial-and-executive-backing-agricultural

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

what if they never catch the diaper sniper and he has planned an escape out of the country already through the help of his milsim buddies?

we can only hope

stay safe diaper sniper, you are a true patriot and saint

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

if this dude seriously pulls this off i'm gonna loving flip

i mean this guy has been going at it for over a month now; he obviously has a very deliberate plan and probably has tons of caches if he really planned this for YEARS.

he intends to survive this poo poo, obviously

the fact hes got mud on his face like in the predator owns so loving hard

Nonsense posted:

because cops are a gang

Liquid Dinosaur posted:

Thread soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1CSuO_9ic0

Alas Boobylon posted:

i went to a rotissiere chicken place today and there were eight cops in heavy hevlar occupying two tables chowing down just obliterating chickens and they werent fatties either they could have stomped an entire projects worth of trayvons and im really glad none of them were in line or holding the door for me or something cause if they had been like, "sup" i would have been like "TOO BAD ABOUT ALL THESE DEAD COPS LATELY AND TERRORISTS SHOOTING SOLDIERS AND COPS HAHA SORRY DIDNT MEAN TOO LAUGH ITS JUST PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DONT KILL ME

VendaGoat posted:

I hear Frein traveled through a portal to Narnia and sniped Mr. Tumnus, hitched a ride back through history, cucked Adam and brought forth original sin, before traveling forward to Ford's Theater, sniping Lincoln and finishing it all off with rigging the elections that put Obama in office.