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elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Arumba is so inept at EU4 cf how good he is at CK2. He plays EU4 like he's been smoking crack.

i took a break from keeping up with him a few months ago but at the time i thought he was getting better pretty fast

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elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
he overestimates what he can accomplish and gets distracted from his goals pretty easily

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:

mapgame is the stupidest and most loving broad rear end thing ive ever loving heard

actually you play a role in most games

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
my category for them in steam is "Map" so its official to me

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
if schools were still cool they would have ck2 installed on computers like 90s kids had oregon trail

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Lumpy the Cook posted:

I bought CK2 like 2 years ago and played some of the tutorial and didn't touch it again until a few months ago. I skipped the tutorial and ended up playing 60 hours in one week

epic.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
my first game of ck2 i watched some youtube of a guy trying to teach the game and had my best start in castille ever but since i had no idea what i was doing i was hosed when my character died

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
if you are new dont worry about dlc also it goes on sale pretty often at good discounts

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

DICKHEAD posted:

Apparently part of the Charlemagne patch (next week?) is gonna be a tutorial campaign

disgusting

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Wormskull posted:

I can't imagine for the life of me watching someone else play a map game.

arumba is cool

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
did he ever show himself on camera, a few months ago he said he was considering it but then he was talking about shaving his head because his wife was going on vacation for a month

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Wormskull posted:

I did this I think just before CoP came out and near the end France had settled next to me, utterly destroyed my army since they were still 10 techs ahead, took a single province in a war against me that wasn't even part of there casus belli and the AI just sat in that province until I sent like 5 different armies into it so I had extreme war exhaustion which made anti-westernization rebels pop up all over and I finally got tired of it and when one of the dialogue boxes for another group of them popped up I just sold the province to Norway but the rebels still popped up against me except they had full western Norwegian tech instead of whatever tech I had having just barely westernized.

lol

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

anime gently caress pillow posted:

I always forget to turn lucky nations off. Horseshit modifier for people who get mad when things deviate from history.

i always play ironman

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Parallax Scroll posted:

same except at work

i learned eu3 by reading a lp for an entire work day

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
its completely normal not to play an entire game to the end

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
you just play until you feel like doing something else, like sim city i guess

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Larry Parrish posted:

yeah excetp i also think Pretty Borders are dumb............

filthy casual scum

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
ck2 is designed around making pretty borders

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Buschmaki posted:

I finally figured out how a cool trade secret in eu4 that'll let me beat portugal. If you can force all of the trade nodes in a continent to flow into your home trade province you can get rich as gently caress very easily, especially with high mercantilism

i dont think thats a secret

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Map Gamer feels: Looking at the screenshots of the Unit DLC because you know you'll never notice it in game.

doesnt the new eu4 update have like giant units on the sides of the war results or something

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

DICKHEAD posted:

yeah lol. that and the price changes are the things i'm not so sure about. well the price change stuff is supposedly partly for performance so i guess i'm okay with it. not like the old system meant anything to most players.

i like the giant men stabbing at air

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
the worst dlc is the great monuments because they are tiny buildings you can only see in terrain mode

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
get hosed france

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Knuc U Kinte posted:

It's their recompense for inflicting Brazilians upon the internet.

lol

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

DICKHEAD posted:

Making a 3 year old a bishop so he don't inherit.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
which countries are ponies

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
i think this forum is adult enough to handle the pony lp

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Larry Parrish posted:

Formable tags are super cool but the lack of unique ideas for doing so is sad. Like why bother forming Ireland when you already have the ideas. Just move to the New World and make Ireland in Canada.

giant epic map letters

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
i want more flavor, always more flavor

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
paradox, and looking up stuff after playing, has taught me more about history and geography than school did

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
heres what i learned in american public schools:

egypt was cool
rome was big
henry viii had a lot of wives
civil war was bad
hitler was bad

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
id actually like a modern day mod for eu4, not to play but just to look around the map in the country select screen

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

StashAugustine posted:

were they perchance southern schools?

bad as in a lot of people died

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
war is bad, yall

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
welcome_jews

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Knuc U Kinte posted:

You might have the Map Gamer Spirit if..your heart skips a beat when you see this picture.


elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Tribals and pagans can now raid others of the same religion.

wow

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

DICKHEAD posted:

epic patch notes but the wiz is a oval office or putting in an option in defines to make it color in wasteland on the political map if every province is controlled by the same guy... and then setting it to off by default so that turning it on invalidates iron man

lol gently caress

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
family mode is turned on one of the elvira tables in pinball arcade and turning it off disables high score posting

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elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
YOSPOS Ambassador Knuc

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