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Apr 12, 2007

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SumYungGui posted:

Archeage has issues (client side EVERYTHING) but it's not circling the drain with devs abandoning ship so between a poo poo sandwich and turd soup choose Archeage. You can steal merchant ships for profit, make people rage in chat by blockading farm tractors and name yourself Minti.

Also ArcheAge isn't a $60 box + $15/mo sub so you won't kick yourself like an idiot for wasting a bunch of money.

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Apr 12, 2007

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you can visit another country for two thousand dollars what kind of useless gently caress is going to spend it on a video game club

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Apr 12, 2007

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postcount +1 soon i will be a verified shitposter/drama queen

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Apr 12, 2007

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Eminai posted:

I don't know, I just know that he opened the shitposting floodgates right after we did, and there's not really another explanation for why it's been allowed to go on for this long.

holy moley get a load of this retard

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Apr 12, 2007

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Widestancer posted:

Probably because SCT and other people involved kept defending known pedophiles and you have had people within the last week who have literally talked about why it's okay and normal to get 16 year olds drunk and gently caress them.

That sort of poo poo is begging to be trolled. No one would troll the AA goons if they posted here if dumbfucks didn't keep either letting pedo defenders run rampant or outing themselves like total retards. It sucks for the rest of the guild and I think Kimsemus had the right idea awhile back with it.

it's not just the loving pedo defending it's coming up with retarded rear end poo poo like "oh concern trolling to take over MAIN GOON GUILD status" or "imp zone has a pet moderator/imp zone is kewpuh's pet forum that he sics on people because he's a bad mod". not all idiocy has been pedo-centric.

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like i want you to sit back and consider, just for a loving second, how it makes a single lick of sense in your loving broken brain that the reason you get made fun of is because you kicked a pedo and a mod is mad about it. you that deep in the mods knew juice that you think it's an active child pornography haven?

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Apr 12, 2007

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"bbg killed the game, he wins" is a great example of how loving broken you guys are considering it's not about winning or getting rid of aa but making fun of people who consider pedophilia a-ok

which is still the majority of the guild considering your poll for new guild leader was won by "reinstate sct"

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Apr 12, 2007

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the orders have been given. let the raids begin.

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Apr 12, 2007

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the fleets have begun to move. it can't be stopped now.

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Apr 12, 2007

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FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

Arrg is one of the people i explicitly and repeatedly told about bfm like 6 months ago

that's incredibly surprising after he was hella solidly in the "uhhhh look it happened a long time ago and besides nobody knew" camp

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Apr 12, 2007

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:yikes:

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Apr 12, 2007

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wtfmoses posted:

induct me into the imp zone cool circle and you can have the entire offsite.



quote:

Commander,

We are extremely impressed with the progress made on the ArcheAge project, and that is not a statement this council makes lightly. We look forward to your continued vigilance.

We will be watching.

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Apr 12, 2007

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i thought pedophilia was the pirate tradition

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Apr 12, 2007

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Khako posted:

Continue the lies, that raid got hosed as you guys despawned the cutter and got wrecked by Valor when equal numbers show up.

you're an absolute treasure

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Apr 12, 2007

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Khako posted:

The amount of lies that your group spreads is hilarious. Why do you feel the need to lie about what happened in a loving video game. If you guys were like, Valor are fuckheads, we killed their boat because VALOR #1 or some poo poo then cool. Crafting some story to defend yourselves then having tunnel-vision with it is just hilarious. This is such a trainwreck. I was in the raid when Kimsemsus finally logged in to do something, we got zero fish that raid. Deutsche, you're still going with this lie lmao. I'm sure you guys got fish in the days after but that raid got nothing other than starting all of this.

fishing! FISHING! FISHING!!!!

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Apr 12, 2007

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it's a big conspiracy and there's LIES if i keep saying lies enough i sure as hell won't sound like a loving truther about a goddamn videogame, nosirree

lmao

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Apr 12, 2007

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Eonwe posted:

so i still dont get why we care if some dumb shitlords in an open pvp zone were too dumb to defend themselves and got attacked

its an open pvp zone

jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to melt steel

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Apr 12, 2007

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Digital Fingers posted:

I've got this weird sound problem maybe you guys could clue me in on: everytime i click this thread a loud sustained fart noise begins blaring out of my speakers, unplugging them/muting my sound doesn't seem to help. I don't understand.

have you checked on the state of the goonion

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Apr 12, 2007

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sumyunggui was an avid sct supporter fwiw

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Widestancer posted:

The shadow council approves of this turn

We will be watching.

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Apr 12, 2007

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all well and good, but we know who is the true Puppet Of The Imp Zone Trolls

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Apr 12, 2007

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the real longest con that nobody has figured out yet is that i'm the guild leader of wicked

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Apr 12, 2007

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yeah i'm just gonna fork over six hunno for a stockphoto demon skull

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Apr 12, 2007

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*checks watch* october ended a week ago guys wait till next year

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Apr 12, 2007

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Third World Reggin posted:

At least this isn't wow.



Hotlinking images in chat works there like it did in wushu.

nah that's an image in the game files, pretty sure it has to be something that exists in the wow data

it's for one of the steamy romance novel books

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Apr 12, 2007

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reason i say this is because people would be spamming goatse or something and not just the biggest transparency file they can find in the wow files to make big green rectangles appear in trade chat

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Apr 12, 2007

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i'm gonna shoot yer boat

bang

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Apr 12, 2007

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i shot all the boats and broke all the treaties and then i farted during the peace conference

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Apr 12, 2007

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i never make bad mmo purchasing decisions *camera slowly pans to warhammer online collector's edition*

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Eonwe posted:

everyone has a little bit of me inside of them

:banjo:

more than a little bit :wink:

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Apr 12, 2007

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jeez man you could take five minutes to make the joke that much better

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Apr 12, 2007

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deutsch nozzle's name always reminds me of that helldump about being 19 years old and an internet veteran

here in goon doctor AND helldump

i swear they changed their name to douche nozzle at some point tho

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Apr 12, 2007

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*climbs hill of pedophile defenders and insane p2w decisions* ah, this seems like a good place to die

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Eonwe posted:

i literally want to die

this but unironically every time i log into an mmo and say "well time to gain a level"

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Apr 12, 2007

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if you truly enjoy a game it shouldn't matter what other people say about it. hope that helps.

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Byolante posted:

Luckily the dev got fired

actually, they moved him to world of warcraft, and completely by coincidence warlords of draenor is a huge pile of poo poo

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Apr 12, 2007

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Thunderbro posted:

also going to touch on this. holinka is one of ghostcrawler's hand-picked replacements. ghostcrawler is still an elitist grognard but he works for riot now.

jay wilson, celestalon, and holinka were apparently all picked by greg street and by their powers combined they will be a bunch of retards with no idea how to design a fun game but lots of ideas to design a game to maximize how long you have to stay subscribed to finish the content provided

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Apr 12, 2007

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Charles Bukowski posted:

"Why would I care about what happened years ago? How does him being a pedophile effect me playing a video game?" - 50+% of goons in AA.

not to mention trying to hide that you knew exactly what went down and then go into denial so hard that you begin to believe in a conspiracy between the something awful forums moderator kewpuh and the imp zone to try and destroy the archeage guild for....some reason that would have been good for the collaboration

sawshuh posted:

BFM is back in AA and got into the one of the best west guilds through a friend. I posted the screenshot account of what happened to that girl and was told it wasn't proof of anything. I gquit.

well at least one goon was trying to sneak him back into the guild because of Amazing Wool Profits behind everyone's back so is it really surprising that nobody cares that they're playing with molestro when we can get a leg up in the clothing department

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Apr 12, 2007

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Deki posted:

I feel like a dumbass for listening to goons about getting the game.

never ever loving listen to an mmo thread, especially before it's released, praising the game. there were legions of defenders for wildstar too, and warhammer online, and age of conan.

always remember:

All MMO Are Bad
Some More Than Other

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Apr 12, 2007

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Unguided posted:

I wish I'd paid attention to who the people in mumble were who'd shout "NOPE, DRAMA" every time someone brought it up.

imo the funniest and most bizarre part was when people started thinking that we were only pretending to care about how gross it is to associate with a pedophile just to unseat the guild he was in and establish the imp zone archeage guild as the official goon guild, with kewpuh in our back pocket as a pet moderator

like holy fuckin moley i don't even know the word for that brain disease

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