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Tony Phillips posted:Jesus Christ. The idea of being famous enough to be able to short a stock, poo poo talk them on twitter, and then potentially make millions. I ran it by a friend who does compliance for an investment bank. Formatting is of because it was several text messages. quote:You could maybe get her on market manipulation if she had put on a short before doing it but not insider trading; she didn't have any inside information.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2018 00:39 |
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Good dog
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2018 04:57 |
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The Hard Times is satire.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 00:16 |
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Aramoro posted:Jaywalking shouldn't be punishable, its a dumb loving law and confuses me everytime I hear about it. GWBBQ has a new favorite as of 11:37 on Mar 21, 2018 |
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Does he have one of those pens with his DNA in the ink to verify it was his signature?Platystemon posted:We all know what Michael Collins was up to while Neil and Buzz were hopping around on the Lunar surface. GWBBQ has a new favorite as of 05:44 on Apr 9, 2018 |
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AlmightyBob posted:Morrissey was always a shithead
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2018 05:08 |
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As a result of being thrown around, the crabs died
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# ¿ May 17, 2018 02:26 |
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Every picture I've seen of Theresa May curtsying looks like one of those compilations of poorly drawn swastikas.Zil posted:I don't hate it, cilantro just tastes like soap to me. Ghost Leviathan posted:More like grasshopper simulator.
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2018 00:54 |
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Intoluene posted:Worst part is, I know exactly who that guy is and why he's in the news.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2018 02:30 |
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ZombieLenin posted:Alt-right catholic? They know who the pope is right? And how he said Marxist parties were the types of political parties catholics should support, right? Tony Phillips posted:I'm going to count TV graphics as headlines, since I have no idea where else to put this. But drat me if this isn't important news. Weird News Headlines, Quotes, & Articles: It's an opiate titty ouroboros
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2018 10:26 |
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Peeny Cheez posted:Probably complete bullshit.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2018 01:52 |
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Man who sent prostitutes to strip on neighbor's porch sentenced for child porn Also, to balance the soul crushing factor of that Europol photo identification page, there's a thread on the Web Sleuths forums dedicated to it, and there are a few people who manage to find things almost as fast as they're posted. One person seems ridiculously talented at it and, for the hotel spa pictures, identified the exact motel room where the pictures were taken. Screaming Idiot posted:this post, sounds like christopher? walken. Knormal posted:Boy, paralysed, after tumor, fights back, to gain a black belt. The MSJ posted:Anish Kapoor is at it again: Man hospitalised after falling in Anish Kapoor installation Someday soon, connected sex toys will start participating in a massive Denial of Service attack, and I refuse to have news of this delivered to me by anyone but Wolf Blitzer.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 05:33 |
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Not exactly a headline, but my town's alert system sent out the ominous-sounding "Wormwood situation resolved. Safe to return home," yesterday. Sounds apocalyptic, but it was fortunately a peacefully resolved standoff on Wormwood Road.
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2019 01:06 |
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Sir Lemming posted:https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1165138017251680256 The lake is just uphill from what was a heavily traveled Silk Road route, and people who went up there were either looking for a better viewpoint or maybe climbing to do religious things. A lot of them are found with walking sticks that indicate they intentionally climbed, there are no signs of violence between groups or individuals that I've read about. They got lost and starved to death.
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2019 00:17 |
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Knormal posted:Behold a non-paywalled article about Skeleton Lake:
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2019 18:38 |
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Weird News Headlines, Quotes, & Articles: an undisclosed quantity of fries
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2021 15:42 |
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Prepare Yourself For an Avalanche of Fake MeatScathach posted:John Wick didn't even use blanks. It was all special effects. There's no reason to use blanks for movies anymore. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj3_R8nwy5Q There's one reason (even if it's not a good one) to use real guns and blanks on set, and it's the fact that real guns are far cheaper than prop guns and SFX. I hope this lights a fire under the rear end of the entire entertainment industry and that changes. This can absolutely be forced, if crew won't work on a set where hot guns are pointed anywhere near people and you can't insure a production that allows hot guns on set, these changes will be made.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2021 23:13 |
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Student-staff lap dance incident at Kentucky high school followed other provocative events, videos show Cartoon Man posted:
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 09:11 |
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA North Georgia Overtaken by Giant Spiders Wait, let me read the article first ... quote:November 9, 2021 Zil posted:How many cocks do you have? If it's any consolation, it's the Daily Express so odds are this was completely made up.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2021 00:21 |
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linked from there This Parasite Drugs Its Hosts With the Psychedelic Chemical in Shrooms It also makes their butts fall off. Bonus: it also doses them with amphetamines.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2021 10:56 |
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Chemtrailologist posted:https://twitter.com/stereogum/status/1460680412691406850?s=20
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2021 19:06 |
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PhantomOfTheCopier posted:What's your license plate number?
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2021 11:42 |
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gently caress, I walked by this 2 hours earlier and would have stayed if I knew there would be a show. Serious note: it sounds like the person who started the fire is homeless and has a history of mental health and drug abuse issues, so I'm sure Fox will hype up something about antifa supersoldiers and the War on Christmas.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2021 08:53 |
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AFewBricksShy posted:My personal hero is the doctor that was accepting bribes for giving people fake vaccine shots, and then just gave them real shots anyway. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akv36y8WLYA
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2021 22:11 |
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Platystemon posted:But can it see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Wait, no, these kids probably haven't fully developed class consciousness, yet, they probably love the taste because it tastes really good.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2021 23:50 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2022 10:33 |
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Inceltown posted:Just like the headline says. It's bathwater girl 2.0. I know this is a weird question, but reality is getting harder to distinguish from fiction and nothing involving cryptocurrency was ever rooted in reality.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2022 03:18 |
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Party like a Sumerian: reinterpreting the ‘sceptres’ from the Maikop kurgan https://www.cambridge.org/core/jour...F5A0F04CD133184 Discovered in 1897, intricately decorated tubes found at the burial site were thought to be sceptres, or possibly ornamental tent stakes. You can keep saying they were for ceremonial/ritual purposes if you'd like, because a recent analysis of the residue inside them shows that they're actually ancient beer bongs.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2022 03:01 |
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If Nixon had his way, we would have had Medicare for All. That said, Kissinger of all people had to talk his drunken rear end out of a nuclear first strike, so it's not all sunshine and rainbows.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2022 23:58 |
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While a normal person would wonder whether this list is real or a joke, I've seen at least 8 of those bands live. Disclaimer: I've also grown as a person and come to realize since then that being offensive for shock value isn't actually funny. AlbieQuirky posted:As a former university teacher and administrator, I firmly believe that you have to spell this poo poo out in detail for some kids.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2022 16:59 |
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By popular demand posted:Is there any solution other than killing the poor thing? It's not going to forget that houses are where snacks hide.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2022 14:22 |
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Russian Sculptor Arrested for Giant Turd Installation
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2022 23:04 |
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Is he the one having a replica of the Titanic built for himself?
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2022 03:35 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:He's using a hand crank to fold up one of those giant flags they bring out on sports fields during the national anthem. At least that's how it was explained to me.
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# ¿ May 23, 2022 16:43 |
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This is completely wrong, but the headlines are funny.
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2022 01:42 |
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We can pretty well see where her center of mass is, how many g's were her head and feet subjected to and can any medical professionals speculate on what the blood pressure differential between torso and head/feet would do to a person? I'm guessing she would need an appropriate type of scan to check for brain aneurysms, would there be additional risks like insufficient oxygenation of certain organs, blood clots in her legs, or anything else?
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2022 00:04 |
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Knormal posted:https://twitter.com/DallasZoo/status/1613934252969660435 MagpieConcept posted:Also apologies for contributing to a derail, that's my bad for not being more clear about what I was saying. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peppered_moth_evolution
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2023 22:59 |
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It was because they did it at the station while on duty.
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trapped mouse posted:
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freeedr posted:I only ask for socks and maybe an article or two of clothing each Christmas, so I have like 100 pairs of super nice size 13-16 socks.
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