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Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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You're not my Sherry!

Vile posted:

Not a smug pajama wearing liberal posting on a dead website arguing with other liberals and a couple clinically insane Trump supporters how a NATO secretary whiny op Ed in he failing nyTimes impacts the election lol

Actually, I'm wearing a blue button-down shirt and a pair of khakis

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Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Everybody remembers that time when Trump took a rhetorical dump on Jeb Bush on a debate stage on live TV in front of the whole country and Jeb shook his hand, right? This is that, but now Putin is Trump and Trump is ¡Jeb!

Sad!

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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I'm the 3% who responeded "Yes, I think Hillary Clinton has ties to Lucifer, and I'm voting for her in November."

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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So let's imagine that sometime between now and November 8th, Trump does drop dead from some combination of drug OD, coronary disaster, and God being a hater and a loser (sad!). What effect does this have on the downticket?

a) Good, because they're not associated with Trump anymore
b) Great, because they get sympathy votes
c) Bad, because their candidate was weak and he died and Hillary coasts to victory and brings Dems with her
d) None of the above because Trumpsheviks riot in the streets, smash windows, overturn cars, and launch la revolucion

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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I had to check on this but yes, we live in the universe where Rupert Murdoch's third wife, who divorced him because she had an affair with Tony Blair, is now dating Vladimir Putin and going on vacations with Ivanka Trump

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Oiled and Ready posted:

You may be ignorant of the culture.

If a terrorist thinks you have a small dick, they will make you a Bacha Bazi. Trust me, losing your life is preferable to that.

This was the punchline to a joke my uncle told at Thanksgiving dinner after half a fifth of Jameson.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Top City Homo posted:

Can't believe that "spox" is a real word now

So futuristic

Campaign 2016: A Spox on Both Your Houses

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Vile posted:

30 minutes if you wake up and drive at 5:45 do it pussy drink coffee and be able to own a house instead of a micropod

What the gently caress is this poo poo

5:45 is workout o'clock, not sit on my rear end in a car time

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Baloogan posted:

im in BC, usually live in vancouver but ATM I AM OUT IN THE COUNTRY !! rural canada rules im cooking a turkey

If rural Canada is anything like rural America then it's either boring as poo poo flatland with nothing to do but drink or it's full of the most beautiful places on the planet.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Upside Potential posted:

China used Tofu to turn millennials into gay lizard people who live in parents basements.

This actually makes the most sense because that's what Chinese people are anyway

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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a dog from hell posted:

Take a wild guess why countries allied with the US don't spend a significant portion of the budget on defense?

They only plan to be able to fight one war at a time instead of wanting to be able to fight the entire Asian landmass at once

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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quadrophrenic posted:

i live in asia and eat that poo poo every day lol

We get poo poo delivered to the office a couple times a week, from whatever that place with the red and yellow sign is, I can never remember the name. The curry dumplings are the bomb.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Baloogan posted:

excuse me, sir, this is an internet comedy forum

PolitiFact rates this the Lie of the Year

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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so loving future posted:

Everyone gets everything they deserve eventually, that's all

Don't say poo poo that scares me like this please

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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At this point why not just say "I don't care about foreign policy, I'm the Libertarian candidate."

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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bump_fn posted:

remember when trump hosed a chair? oh that was last night

Someday Donald Trump will look a reported in the eye on national news and say "I never hosed a chair."

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