Shifty Pony posted:

mine is loving public record and people still get all weirded out by me not giving a poo poo and offering to tell them when they are asking about my job and say things like "oh I heard that pays well".

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

“People, it turns out, really like fresh air,” he said. Take that, Google!

Snapchat A Titty posted:

just get sammy jankis to handle your insulin :rolleys:

Jonny 290 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5y3NQi_RAY

Elder Postsman posted:

lmao if u didn't join when it was still free

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

tom's of finland shoes

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

five guys is way overrated though lol.

Shifty Pony posted:

there is a burger place near my house that has both an inside line at the counter and an outside line where you wait for the chance to wait in the inside line to pay $10 for a burger.

and just down the street is a goddamn amazing burger joint that cooks a classic fast food burger over charcoal and maybe has a three person deep line at lunch rush.

no burg is worth two lines.

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

i dunno man. how do they make a person disappear in one place and reappear at another place thousands of kilometers away with a multi-km/s inertial change?

in other words, they got super-physics in the future, how come they can't have super-sociology in the future as well?

As a Millennial I posted:

cylindrical food best food

FMguru posted:

arent most "craft beers" just stuff from miller/coors/bud except put in fancier bottles and sold at a 150% markup?

Main Paineframe posted:

how many years is it going to take to program autonomous cars to think ... "huh, that driver looks like kind of an rear end in a top hat, I bet he's going to do the dickiest thing possible as soon as the opportunity arises".

duTrieux. posted:

These two guys in the 50's. One of them then says he needs to farts and does it. He then begins joking about it and if i will asses a cleaning fee on him.

I did not know how to handle the situation and contemplated throwing out the bastards.It was almost horrifying. As in seriously, this is not funny. This is NOT a city Bus. This is a private car.

I dropped the idiot at his million dollar mansion. Not even a tip.

daft punk railroad posted:

maxima is plural

Pinterest Mom posted:

lol


https://www.yahoo.com/tech/it-was-one-of-kickstarters-most-successful-109496883039.html

quote:

I’m 51 and a former professional musician. I know how to listen.

As a Millennial I posted:

i'm the dac in whatever mp3 this gets hooked up to

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

when will congress finally repeal the internet privacy act of 1995

qirex posted:

there's this choice quote as well, "if people moved there, they would soon want more schools and other expensive services"

parks and rec is a documentary, everyone in local government is a broken shithead

prefect posted:

mr burns and sideshow bob went to yale

Dolomite posted:

there were billboards all over austin for this poo poo when i was there for tcea in february.

triple sulk posted:

they may as well have been more succinct and said that the responders have a lot of work ahead of them in trying to find the strangers in the alps

Stringent posted:

Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
—Balzac

qirex posted:

if uber ends with some sort of RICO case that would be the best possible outcome

rjmccall posted:

subjunctive was were right

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

qirex posted:

for 99% of cooking tasks cast iron is a pain but I assume the only thing goons do is fry inch-thick slabs of meat so for that you're set

duTrieux. posted:

an arcology without pneumatic travel tubes (NOT SUBWAYS) is garbage

Enderzero posted:

Holy poo poo I never heard of this movie but it has the worst poster I've ever seen.

Jonny 290 posted:

291's pretty good-sized.

Citizen Tayne posted:

Starfleet is based in San Francisco.

theflyingexecutive posted:

y'all should watch the 30 for 30 about the ny islanders, trust me

shitface posted:

there's a lot of conflicting information out there about credit. a lot of it says to pay in full but not before the due date because otherwise it reports as no credit used

Smythe posted:

in the future super war is it going to be like cool american super soldiers with power armor and jumpjet boots and laser swords cutting down like 500 chinese ppl like zerglings?

hobbesmaster posted:

siamese owners have meowing ptsd, they must tell every siamese cat they see what a good cat they are so that the meowing doesn't start again

rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:

your show horse can't run around in a garden of cactuses smythe

Optimus_Rhyme posted:

the Cuesta Park Charmer

Captain Foo posted:

Left hand makes gr8 beers

Waroduce posted:

Not really sure where to ask, but

Can anyone please recommend some good books about Microsoft, Silicon Valley or the first (or current) tech bubble? I dont mean like a Bill Gates or Stebe biography, although I may read a Bill one, but like a history about their business or how they built their empires.

I was recommended Opening The Xbox for example as a cool look into designing the og xbox