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Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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pr0zac posted:

i got $255.78 from that tech wage fixing lawsuit hope this one involves apple too

i got > 750 and that's just from the scrub tier settling companies like intuit can't wait for the big fish.

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Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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Necc0 posted:

what are the effective dates for that no-hire agreement? company i worked for turned out to be involved as well and i want to know if i may be getting a check in the mail

if you didn't get a letter from the payment processor hired by the class action attorney you're probably out of luck.

"
All natural persons who work in the technical, creative, and/or research and development fields that were employed on a salaried basis in the United States by one or more of the following: (a) Apple from March 2005 through December 2009; (b) Adobe from May 2005 through December 2009; (c) Google from March 2005 through December 2009; (d) Intel from March 2005 through December 2009; (e) Intuit from June 2007 through December 2009; (f) Lucasfilm from January 2005 through December 2009; or (g) Pixar from January 2005 through December 2009.
"

either the website is down or work is blocking it lololol

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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Blodget peppered Bezos with questions about why Amazon is “famously frugal” and doesn’t match the type of employee perks that other high-profile tech companies offer — there are no free lunches at Amazon cafeterias, for example, and the cash components of employee salaries are often well below those of top competitors.

Bezos argued that Amazon has its own “very significant benefits.” One is Amazon’s location in the city of Seattle, instead of a suburban campus. That allows 20 percent of employees to walk to work.

Then there are the food trucks. “We have an unbelievable food truck scene around our headquarters,” he said. “It’s out of control, actually.” Amazon also allows employees to bring their dogs to work. But the real showstopper may be office windows that open, Bezos said. You read that right.

“People, it turns out, really like fresh air,” he said. Take that, Google!

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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pr0zac posted:

really though dogs at work would be a p sweet benefit


:smugmrgw:

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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infernal machines posted:

wow, somebody leashed a rat.

but why?

never heard that one before!

i agree that lumbering loud stinky messy pets would be a problem, but my dog is none of those, so.


also the trick for salaries is to become management so you can see exactly what each of the people under you make and ensure you get 120% of your top specialist.

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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nice. be sure to call your landlord a bithc while you're at it.

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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has anyone posted about how amazon is the new kozmo.com yet?

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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no mostly the one hour nyc delivery.

my waifu runs the backend of that system so i'm pretty chuffed actually

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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i'm planning on doing this with noted terrible company uber soon just so that they'll leave me alone. i'm trying to decide what my notch sellout figure is.

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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FamDav posted:

it would've been funnier if you had said "managed the devs" because that would've been really small world right there.

yeah she does and it's probably 80% odds she is who you are thinking of, knowing how many women managers amazon has.

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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sup `treps gonna drop a wisdom bomb up in here

Attention Wantpreneurs: Here’s the ONE thing you are missing (And it’s not a fundraising round)
20 PandoDaily by Greg Muender, Guest Contributor / 8h // keep unread // hide // preview
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In the last five years, entrepreneurship has seen an unprecedented surge in popularity. Where it was once thought of as a profession for just a small (crazy) subset of the population, people are leaving traditional jobs in droves to pursue their own story.

Tim & I launched Whttl in October to be the Kayak.com equivalent for cool startup services in a given city. Many prospective ‘treps have reached out to us since the company’s inception to ask questions about starting and running a business. While they may range from practical questions like the proper legal way to structure an entity, they also get a bit more personal, like how to manage the stress than can come with the territory.

But there is always one question that we like to direct back towards these folks:

“What’s holding you back from starting today?”

The answers are all across the board. People may respond with “I don’t have the financial security”, or “I don’t know where to begin”, or “I don’t know enough about the industry.”

I’m going to make a bold statement here, one that both Tim and I can agree on. Nearly all excuses or seemingly genuine reasons to not start a company can boil down to one simple element.

You need a cofounder. Scratch that, you need a cofounder with a complimentary skill set.

Let’s be real. Starting a business is really, really challenging. While it can be done with one person, it shouldn’t be. As startup guru Paul Graham states in one of his essays, “Starting a startup is too hard for one person.” (See Mistake #1.)

Two cofounders don’t get twice as much done as one. There is a fascinating phenomenon when you throw a duo after the same problem. They get ten times done what a solo founder could on his or her own. They solve seemingly impossible problems. They figure out creative solutions. They don’t let setbacks like a lack of funds, unimpressive traction, or product failures stop them in their tracks. They hold each other accountable to keep pressing forward. They push each other to a level that self discipline alone won’t achieve.

When I built my first startup, I was the only founder. Looking back, I know I could have built the company 10X larger if I had someone else there as an equal partner on the ride with me.

So, I made the decision that I would never build a company solo again.

You’re probably thinking right now, “OK, cool beans Greg. Thanks for the advice. But this sounds easier said than done. Now how do I actually implement that?”

Get the heck out there and shake hands. Mingle. Meet people.

It took me two years of meeting people to finally sync up with Tim. When I moved to San Francisco, I attended more than 180 events over the span of just one year. Looking at the stack of business cards on my desk right now, I imagine I met well over five hundred people.

As I’ve previously written about, finding a cofounder is like finding a spouse. You can’t assume that the first hottie you’ll meet at the bar will walk down the aisle with you, so it’s a fallacy to think that the first person you meet at a startup event is going to found a company with you. It’s a numbers game. Get your top line as large as possible, and you’ll have more of a selection the further down the funnel you work.

Here are seven ways to find your cofounder:

Meetup

In a tech city like San Francisco, there are at least a hundred solid Meetup groups that are related to startups, tech, and business. I joined around 75 of them. I integrated all of their event schedules with my calendar, so every day I had at least a few events cued up to pick from. I commmitted to going to an event three to four days a week, even if I was tired or unmotivated to do so. Once you start attending the events you’ll create a chain reaction of referrals and recommendations that leads you to other events and social circles.

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Quite the number of events to choose from!

Startup Hubs

In cities all across the world, there is usually a dominant hub of startup activity. An organization, incubator, or just a fantastic coffee shop often becomes the central point of startup life. In San Diego, where I am currently writing this, EvoNexus holds this title. Do some research and find your local hub.

Your Personal Passions

What interests you? What do you do outside of work? For Tim & I, we are both massive petrol heads (aka car dudes). When Parisoma hosted a “connected car” event, neither of us could pass that up. Interestingly, our fascination with all things cars ended up placing us in touch. Finding someone with similar interests is a good way to form a strong relationship that isn’t built exclusively on work related tasks.

Leverage Your School

Branko Cerny, founder of Immediately, was introduced to his cofounder by reaching out to his alma mater. They connected him with a promising undergrad, the two met a few times, and quickly came to the conclusion that they could certainly go into business together.

FounderDating

Just when you thought all hope was lost, FounderDating.com comes along. No, this is not a dating site for founders to meet one another, despite the name. It’s a place to meet your next cofounder. They host events that bring people together, lead thought discussions online, and even connect people via intelligent matching and recommendation.

Look Inward

If you already work at a company, who do you currently work well with? Is their anyone is a different department that has collaborated with you on a project? Looking to your fellow colleagues is particularly revealing because you can see how the person works, which is hard to do elsewhere. You’ll have insight to see if their productivity style mixes well with yours, and vice versa.

Be Open

An idea alone isn’t worth much, it is the execution that matters. There is a legacy paradigm that some entrepreneurs adopt, where they keep their ideas shrouded in secrecy to prevent plagiarism. These are they types of folks that ask you to sign an NDA to talk about what they are working on. Tim and I are advocates that talking openly and candidly about your startup opens more doors than it closes. Whether you are vocal online, or at random cocktail parties, be open about what you find interesting and have been thinking about. Encourage others to do the same. Before you know it, you may find someone else who is interested in a similar opportunity. You never know what really drives people and what crazy ideas they may have. Be open minded to all of them.

I won’t sugarcoat it. It’s challenging to find the right cofounder.

You need to get along. You need to have complimentary skill sets with minimal overlap. You need to share the same vision. You need to have similar values, goals, and expectations. In addition, you need to both be at a place in your career that you can focus nearly 100% of your attention on the startup and forego income for a bit.

There are a lot of moving parts. To find the right cofounder, you may have to meet a hundred people. Maybe more.

With all this said, it’s a lot easier than going at it alone.

As a recommended next step, I suggest that you focus on getting someone else interested in working with you. You may not have your idea crystalized, nor your product build under way. Heck, Tim & I went through at least a dozen iterations before pulling the trigger on Whttl. (Check our Whttl company blog for an upcoming post about that particular process.) It’s most important to get people working on something, anything, together. Once you have that, you’ll figure out what to do.

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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Sagebrush posted:

The Ontario MOT also includes a variety of "legal penalties for specific illegal actions" questions because it's not enough to know that you can't pass a stopped school bus, you have to know exactly how many points you'll get on your license and how much you'll get fined when you do
this was most definitely the worst, agreed.

when i moved to washington i turned my g2 into a full license super easily. during the driving test i didn't even make a left turn and was able to decline the super retarded, 'simulate backing out of a driveway by reversing around a corner' manoevre on safety grounds.

also my 102 year old great uncle still drives around to the legion and various agricultural vehicle auctions and probably hasn't been tested once in his life. he's a fuckin boss.

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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As a Millennial I posted:

where i grew up it was always left turn yield on green and now every goddamn intersection has a left turn signal that's triggered by a sensor so you're guaranteed to wait through a whole cycle

if there's nobody else around i just go ahead and turn left tbqh

yeah this is a v sad thing and more objective proof the world is slowly being suited for retards. like banning those cool mini magnets or w/e

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:

rofl at trying to be a silicon valley baller on Vancouver wages. aha I make $60k a year in one of the most expensive and intellectually b ankrupt cities in north america, suck it poors! wages are higher in victoria ffs.

i went back home to vancouver over christmas this year and it is preppy as gently caress (treppy as gently caress) i was quite blown away. lots of nice looking people tho compared to seattle.

i really have no clue how the 30% of people you recall from highschool that don't really make it anywhere are surviving.

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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Wild EEPROM posted:

they live in surrey.

that makes total sense.

in other news

quote:

Oculus exec: There’s a huge opportunity for a startup to create the Uber of virtual reality
:barf:

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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:forkbomb:

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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VLADIMIR GLUTEN posted:

what kind of transmission did the hilux have

qfb. MODS???

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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Pinterest Mom posted:

"where are you from"
"toronto"
"no but where are you really from"
"oshawa :smith:"

haha nice. whenever i meet someone here (seattle) with an ontario accent i always guess thorn hill and i am batting like .850

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z67Q0ME6NsA
tuesday morning motherfuckers

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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quote:

Uber data breach exposed up to 50,000 driver names, licenses
BY FRANK CATALANO on February 27, 2015 at 2:33 pm


Uber is revealing a one-time breach of a database that exposed tens of thousands of current and former Uber drivers’ names and drivers’ license numbers. And it’s recommending those drivers “monitor their credit reports for fraudulent transactions or accounts.”

Katherine Tassi, Uber’s Managing Counsel of Data Privacy, issued a statement this afternoon that says last September, Uber suspected unauthorized access to one of its databases. Upon investigation, it found, “a one-time unauthorized access to an Uber database by a third party had occurred on May 13, 2014.”

While Tassi says Uber has since changed the access protocols for the database, “the unauthorized access impacted approximately 50,000 drivers across multiple states, which is a small percentage of current and former Uber driver partners.”

Uber says it’s in the process of notifying affected drivers, but that it has not received any reports of misuse of information as a result of the incident. Uber also will pay for one year of credit report monitoring.

As to the prepretator, Uber will say only that, “today we filed a lawsuit that will enable us to gather information to help identify and prosecute this unauthorized third party.”

lol, as they say

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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Subjunctive posted:

a well-managed IPO has no day-1 pop

why does nobody get this??

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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giga om closed, toms hardware and anandtech owned by the same company, beyon3d just a forum now :sigh:

at least leo laporte is still around to be excited by dumb ms poo poo

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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seattle city council disbanded its cable franchise districts this week so maybe we'll see some competition for gigabit internet or smth soon. more likely everyone will just stop rolling out upgrades to poor neighbourhoods instead though lol

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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Shaggar posted:

what they need is to have your local grocery store handle the stock and delivery.

or hrm maybe you could have shopr app where u pick a bunch of things and someone shops for them and delivers them 2 u.

they're totally doing this. this year. and i'm not just talking expansion of fresh either.


i'm sure they're jizzing over the idea of getting that button integrated into your IoT enabled washer so that each time you press it amazon gets a sale and whorlpool gets a cut from unilever.

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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smh if you don't have an alexa in every room and you just tell her to order your poo poo to suit your needs

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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Subjunctive posted:

fb/google/oracle/etc have other offices as well, and hire from other universities as well. you get the same offer coming from CMU or Waterloo and going to FB in Seattle.

splitting teams is definitely less effective, though.

plz don't post my resume

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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nobody loving clocks in wtf is that dumbass poo poo

though people are rebelling against the pressure cooker that is the valley. ppl complaining endlessly about housing prices and commute times even on google salaries it's like a tsunami of entitlement and pretty lol

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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nah

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy921nlMIrk

rip

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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how's the only thing we like around here, bub

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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does any company that's not a tiny startup still use options? goog and msft went to rsus over five years ago, amzn always did rsus. i think once cali created some surtax on option income most everyone else did too.

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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quote:

Lyft driver in Seattle allegedly drags customer behind car after demanding sex


Lyft deactivated a driver in Seattle after police say he demanded sex from a rider before dragging her beside his car as she tried to retrieve her lost phone.

The Seattle Police Department described the incident here, which happened early Saturday morning around 1:30 a.m. in the Capitol Hill neighborhood.

After being dropped off by a Lyft driver at home, the victim realized she left her iPhone 6 in the vehicle. She used an iPad to call her phone and the driver answered.

However, the Lyft driver told the woman, “I’m working,” and “you’re not going to talk to me like that,” and “you don’t deserve your phone back,” while repeatedly hanging up on her, according to the police report. Eventually, he said he would bring the phone back if she had sex with him.

The driver returned to the victim’s home and met her outside. She noticed that he was holding her phone and tried reaching in the vehicle through the driver-side window. The driver then sped away while the victim’s arm was still inside the car, dragging her “slightly” and leaving her with “multiple lacerations and abrasions on her feet, legs, arms and hands.”

The woman then texted a friend, who contacted police. The victim’s phone was turned off when police tried calling the device. The victim was able to provide her e-mailed ride receipt from Lyft, which showed trip information along with a photo of the driver.

Investigators are working with Lyft to identify the driver. Here’s a statement from Lyft:

We take all matters involving safety extremely seriously. We immediately disabled the driver’s account upon receiving this troubling report. Our Trust and Safety team has been in touch with the passenger and we will continue to help in any way we can, as well as support the authorities in the ongoing investigation.
Like Uber and Sidecar, Lyft requires background checks of all its drivers. “As pioneers in transportation, we’re changing the industry with safety front of mind,” the company notes.

As a way to help “personalize” the ride experience, Lyft in March added driver and rider profiles, “a new feature that gives passengers and drivers the option to share fun facts about themselves and discover mutual friends and interests.”

In May 2014, a Lyft passenger punched his driver in the nose in Seattle after he was asked to stop smoking in the vehicle.

Earlier this year, a Cato Institute study found that Uber and Lyft were just as safe as taxis.

i'm the need for an unbiased cato institute disclaimer. also i'm the identification assistance.

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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qirex posted:

money to hoi polloi
:eyepop:

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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that's nothing. paging any vancouver yosgoons...


Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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:cb:

quote:

Dear Homejoy Community,

In 2012, my brother Aaron and I had a vision. We imagined a platform where people could find and offer any home service, from cleaning to carpentry, with the click of a button. Our dream was to help people keep their homes clean and cared for – and empower our partners to enjoy flexible work so they could study, raise families or ease into retirement.

So, we put on those bright, yellow gloves and cleaned homes to learn the tricks of the trade – and launched a movement that gained the support from some of the most respected investors in the world.

With a small team of great energy and bright minds, we grew a global network of exceptional home service experts, and served hundreds of thousands of homes in 35 cities in the US, Canada, UK, Germany and France. And last year, we expanded to new verticals, including handyman and carpet cleaning services.

We’re proud to be the pioneers of this space – but, above all, we’re grateful for the community of partners, employees and clients that supported us. It has been a joy to see our product grow from dream to reality – and watch partner and client connections blossom into long-term, trusted relationships.

Although we succeeded in many ways, we also faced obstacles. There are still many unresolved challenges in the home services space. We gave it our all, but regretfully, we have made the difficult decision to cease operations. Homejoy will officially close its doors on July 31st.

We’re determined to support you to keep your homes humming and business buzzing, so we will do our best to ensure partners and clients who want to continue to work together get a chance to do so independently of Homejoy.

We bid farewell, and thank you. It was our privilege to be part of this movement and to have helped your homes and businesses shine brighter.

To happy homes,

Adora

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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mai waifu has phone phobia and used instacart a few times. they kept calling because they didn't have this variety of bean would that variety be ok, or did she want salted or unsalted butter etc. worse than self checkout apparently, so she stopped

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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Smythe posted:

i have never felt the touch of a woman. i have, whoever, felt the violation of a powerful alpha reaming me open with his powerful member plowing through my impotent insides and injecting me with his strong seed. It was in this way that I learned to love the smell of YOSPOS

this is why i don't play dota

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

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quote:

“Our goal is to create a computer for dogs,” said Eidus. “We believe that in the very near future, dog products will connect to the Internet of Things and there is an opportunity to invent a user interface and applications specifically designed for dogs.”
:suicide:

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