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Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

anyone go to the intrepid sea/air/space museum in NYC? They reopened the Enterprise Shuttle exhibit after Sandy hosed it up and I'm thinking about dragging the wife and kids down there so I can live my dreams of being a space human being

also they have a restored Concorde and a Phantom II. and a MiG -17 and 21. I'm just wondering if anyone else has been through it.

It's pretty cool. I liked it a lot. You should do it. Also, the kids will probably like the Natural History Museum and a lot of the city parks are pretty rad too. Let me know if you want suggestions for grown-ups only places.


Third World Reggin posted:

You liked command and conquer generals?

Some guys are making a game with that in their heart.

The factions are the UN, the US, and the military industrial complex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfRqrxGQQg4

poo poo is going to own.
You've got my attention. I just hope they make demining more intuitive.

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Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
A shame this came out after Secret Santa.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

holy gently caress :stare:

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Nostalgia4ColdWar posted:

You guys were all military.

Stop loving lying. You'd knock a hole in that poo poo, then pass her around.

Be honest, you seriously considered seeing if you could gently caress the applesauce out of the MRE.

Don't lie and say you wouldn't gently caress a naked Miley.

Wisdom.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
I've done worse, and they weren't famous.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Each coupon book sold is a $3.25 profit? They left out the units so it sounds hella weird.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Well, a linear relationship is y=a*x+b where a is the slope, implying that for every [unit] of coupon books sold, 3.25 [other units] of profit are generated.

Unrelated: :nws: Redheads.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

post more redheads. Focus more of boobs than butts, pls. some butts are cool but a lot of times im looking at the butt pics here and i just think to myself "poop comes out of there" and it kinda ruins the mood

:nws:C:\Users\Dead Reckoning\Desert Morale Drive\Pictures\T&A\Redheads:nws:

Edit: gently caress you and your lovely scripting imgur, that took way longer than it had any right to.

Dead Reckoning fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Jan 30, 2015

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
You don't do all your shopping at Slightly Too Eager Strangers Mart?

Edit: :10bux: says local television/community theater audition tapes, given the prevalence of one liners from movies.

Dead Reckoning fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Jan 30, 2015

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Bolow posted:

That's how add poo poo up in my head :shrug:
...and faster than with paper. 10, 12, 60 (and maybe 8 and 16) and prime number addition/times tables are the ones worth memorizing.

I know it's time to go home from the bar when I can no longer calculate a tip in my head.

Dead Reckoning fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Jan 30, 2015

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

NoNostalgia4Grover posted:

tips are easy as hell if you round up/round down to increments of $5 & give 20% tips.

I know. I used to do 20%, until I could do it far to deep into a bender. Now it's 18%, 17% if I need to drive.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

You need to be in pretty deep for 2% to be worth it
I used to wash dishes, so I have residual sympathy for people who work in commercial food/beverage service.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Pretty sure clicking play on this puts you on an FBI watch list:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWZGAExj-es

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

san antonio is like the one cool part of texas

Maybe if you like overgrown cities that are 90% cancerous suburb, or think that Coyote Ugly on the Riverwalk is the pinnacle of human achievement.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

compared to the rest of texas its goddamn paris
There was a grocery store a quarter mile from my apartment that I couldn't walk to because the sidewalks never went past the edges of the housing developments, and crosswalks were non-existent. That said, yeah, St Marys was a cool place to hang out and it beats Del Rio and San Angelo and Houston.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Gonna buy Iraqi dinars, the Treasury is going to revalue them any day now

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Let's Go Crazy - Prince and the Revolution

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Prince's lawyers are apparently real aggressive with their youtube takedown notices.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Big. Fat. loving. Tease.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Y'know, I really feel like I could make a career for myself in medical billing, or the Internal Revenue Service, or rent-to-own repossession, or just being the person at the airport who tells fatties they have to buy an extra seat. I think I would enjoy a job where I get to make other people feel frustrated and angry, instead of the other way around.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

That girl's fat?
By California standards, yes. By Mississippi standards, she's a small. Still, would not be the least bit ashamed to introduce her to my friends afterwards.

Dead Reckoning fucked around with this message at 03:12 on Feb 5, 2015

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Please make the little icon next to the name of GiP IKs a conch shell.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Kuroyama posted:

I probably shouldn't mention that Edwards got rid of Anthony's and put in a Domino's, should I? And they took over for the Pizza Hut we had out by our old shoppette.

OTOH, you have to zoom out three clicks from Edwards on google maps before you see a decent-sized population center. I'm pretty sure Borax, CA is the nearest town recognized by the census.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Most of those companies contract out their janitorial and facilities maintenance services, sorry.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

the "D&D Leftist Super Star Circle Jerk" thread.
That's the North Carolina shooting thread now. Only goons could turn a discussion about three people being killed over a parking space into a 500 post discussion of the importance and meaning of atheism.

E: And that is indeed a very nice rear end.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Zeris posted:

I really wanna see that butt

Last page, half way up.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Recursion.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

The Rat posted:

I am not sure what that emote is meant to imply. :geno:

"Looking around at everyone else to check if they're as confused and uncomfortable as you are."

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

What the gently caress is wrong with you

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Aren't lightsabers already dildo shaped?

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
http://i.imgur.com/gDf8zdX.gif

Somebody fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Feb 18, 2015

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Yeah, a five minute .gif was a bit of a dick move.

Godholio posted:

Works great in firefox. gently caress you, chrome.
Firefox shits and dies the second you open more than a dozen tabs or leave it running for over 2 hours.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Q#12: Would you describe your military experience as most similar to The Hurt Locker, or American Sniper?

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

:stare: I think the clown was in on it.



I think he lured those kids into that house.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1G0v1JCCIA

I think he whispered to Damian while he slept.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Start with The Rat's, I hear he doesn't have any sort of defenses.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

that jet fuel and steel thing. wouldn't higher speed winds found in the plane hits tower height range of 9/11 increase the temperature beyond jet fuel's own capability? kinda like a blast furnace. I mean, there's plenty of fuel what with jet fuel and paperwork and furniture and stockbrokers, a decent chunk of limestone in all that concrete, throw a hole in a building at 700 feet and the wind would provide more than enough oxygen to do some serious cranking up of the flames.

also in that sense, jet fuel wouldn't be the only fuel in the buildings anyhow, what with all the other flammables just laying around that add to the kindling.

The structural integrity and rigidity of steel is compromised by heat well below its melting point. This is how blacksmithing works.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

these are some dank memes :q:

No 100MB gifs, but you're gonna let this slide?

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Richard Bong posted:

Thank you, My gf is awful and hasn't finished the second season but is insisting I wait for her to watch the third.

"I got you a present, it's called 'being single.'"

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Enjoy starring in an Eli Roth film.

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Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Sjurygg posted:

if she bite me dik off and eat my face yall remember me



Seriously, even in your European socialist paradise, I would be wary of strangers who want and are willing to go directly to violent fantasies. Then again, you're a stranger who is willing to go straight to playrape and tell the the internet about it, so...

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