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Mention your favorite movie from when you were 21, if she knows it, you're good. if not, hit it and quit it. Not that loving hard, no reason to bring math in to it
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Mean Girls? A buddy of mine was a teacher at an all boys prep school for rich kids with mental issues. He said every movie night they had, the boys always voted for Mean Girls. The straight kids because the girls are hot, the gay ones because it was pretty much a 100 level class in being catty
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:One year sober Congratulations, dude
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Newcastle Brown Ale. It's good, it's inexpensive and it tastes good at any temperature
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Master Bateman posted:gently caress you. Danzig owns. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0d553Ms228
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http://mycrappyneighbor.com/2011/04/17/celebrity-crappy-neighbor-glenn-danzig/ http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/15125f27d2/glenn-danzig-bad-neighbor Danzig hates bricks  But loves him's kitty cat 
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3694831 A good thread in GBS
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Also, some funny poo poo on craigslist that Im pretty sure was joke posted by a coworker that reads GiP http://sierravista.craigslist.org/cas/4848274129.html
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:I stand by this quote genitals in general are, but goddam it at least the ones I like look like pretty flowers
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Turns out A Million Ways to Die in the West is actually pretty funny. Who knew?
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Brooklyn Nine Nine is a much better show than I was anticipating. Lots of great chemistry between the cast and it has Terry Crews in a show not created by Tyler Perry.
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Really? Cast iron pan chat? I swear you guys could find a way to make bareback sex with Katy Perry gay
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Stultus Maximus posted:Nothing gayer than heavy iron tools. Arguing about the best way to season and protect them is. We all know it's cooking a piece of fat-back in it before you throw in a steak, perogie or chicken thigh
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I'd season the gently caress out of her skillet If you know what I mean It means Im blowing a load in/on her
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At least he'll never get put on prostitution task forces again
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Slim Pickens posted:It's only a matter of time til the story evolves to "it was jammed in the drivers seat crack and covered in lube and poo poo" Then it will end up posted in GBS by some $9.25/hr lube tech at the Oil Can Henry's your dept uses and 5's will rain down upon him as DnD begins to chant "ACAB" but this time the B means Bottom
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Watched the Super Bowl at a coworker's. His family are all bandwagon Seahawks fans, but another coworker brought his mom, a 71 year old lady from old money in Massachusetts. Watching her lose her loving poo poo at the last interception and talk incredible amounts of poo poo in the politest yet most biting way possible is probably going to be my favorite football memory unless the Falcons ever manage a Super Bowl win. She spent the whole game being so reserved, the most emotion I had seen her make was her just tsk'ing and saying "oh dear, that Marshawn Lynch sure is a strong man" when he plowed through what seemed like the entire Patriots secondary to then jumping out of her seat and saying "Looks like another trophy for Mr. Brady! Very good!" then throwing a small handful of Skittles int he air ala Marshawn Lynch as every Seahawks fan in the room deflated will forever be the most exquisite burn I can imagine.
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Spicy Guacamole posted:Oh, now all the Pats fans come out of the woodwork. It was the two worst fanbases in football. So long as one of them lost I was going to be happy
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Also, there are only 4 bad fanbases in the NFL right now. Patriots, Seahawks, Steelers and Cowboys. The Saints were awful, but now that the team has dumped off its band wagoners to the Seahawks, they're alright again.
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:what about bears fans? Almost all the Bears fans I know are from very upscale neighborhoods in Northern Chicago and are in fact pretty classy folks. Two of them were cheering for the Lions and the Packers in the playoffs, since they'd rather prove the NFC North to be strong than their opponents weak. But the poo poo you just complained about is why I hate Pittsburgh fans. That and you can't drive through a lovely neighborhood in Arizona without seeing Steelers blankets used as curtains
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beanieson posted:actually, all fans of things are lame except for fans of things that I am also a fan of. Nah, I don't like the Dolphins at all but Im friends with a lot of Dolphins fans
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beanieson posted:have you considered that you might like the dolphins? That dick wart popping story I posted ages ago and made it to the Marine thread OP, that dude was one of the Dolphins fans Im friends with, so myou may be on to something
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:thank you, i was starting to wonder if i was losing my mind here COunterpoint: They aren't people
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That video spends a poo poo load of time focusing on those dudes' faces instead of making their poor editor have to get the CGI bill cranked up trying to cover up stretch marks and cellulite in real time.
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Overheard an amazing GiP IRL coversation Saturday night at the bar. Former Army Shadow (I think, could be Hunter, idk) Drone operator talking to a Navy pilot who recently got out. The three of us are shooting the poo poo and somehow PTSD gets brought up, they both look at me, because thinking "Marines all fight" before I explain the magnitude of POG I was thanks to the Air Wing. The Army guy, who's probably at his upper limit of buzzed becoming drunk, starts telling us a story. When he was in Iraq, they had them out flying watch over a busy stretch of the Highway that connected Baghdad to Falluja since suicide bombers had been hitting poo poo in the area. So he's flying his drone when they see an older black Mercedes flying through traffic, going in and out of lanes, weaving, just blowing by everyone. Super loving suspicious so he follows it and watches it just going in to oncoming lanes to get by people, weaving on to the shoulder, etc. So they're thinking dude has to be some manner of Muhj out to blow up a checkpoint, and he's within a mile or two of the checkpoint. So they decide to get the Apache nearby to light it up with a Hellfire while they keep it tagged with their onboard. They get word a few days later it was a newly wed couple going on their honeymoon, dude says it still dogs him to this day how lovely he felt. Navy pilot takes a sip of his drink, looks him right in the eye and asks him "Why does that make you sad?" "I killed some innocent people." Navy pilot pats him on the back and gives him a hell of a cowboy speech, to paraphrase "No, dude, you didn't, you killed a loving rear end in a top hat. If I could be guaranteed my taxes would be spent on drones flying down the highways of America blowing up people who drive like complete loving idiots, I'd happily pay the IRS anything it wanted. The driver was putting every person on that highways lives in danger by doing what he did, not just by being a lovely driver, but by doing it in a war zone where collateral damage happens. gently caress that guy, you guys just helped prove Darwinism still exists. If I could have gone out and dropped bombs on the I-5 on every rear end in a top hat kid driving like a maniac, I would have done a full 20 years. I'm sure almost anyone would. You did the world a service. Don't feel bad about doing a good job." Drone guy's expression goes from sad and thoughtful to an Al Pacino smile. You could tell he'd never looked at it like that He then buys us a round and tells us about making GBS threads in someone's laundry hamper.
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Genocide Tendency posted:Yea. That's just what the roads need. More pot holes. I bet you don't maintain your lane during turns, buddy
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:The actor who portrays Gus showing up on Community was a huge mindfuck for me. On the other hand, when he showed up in a live-action trailer for Payday 2 a few months ago I was loving stoked
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not caring here posted:Did that fuckin' pilot fall out the NOSE of his plane? No, just poor transition. SOmeone made a gif from a bunch of still photos
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ded posted:The first movie I ever saw bush. Porky's was mine. There was a time I had the exact timer position for our VHS machine to get to the shower scene
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Buddy sent me this today  http://www.awolmarines.com/
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I spent 20 minutes laughing. My girlfriend asked "Why do they look so sad" I replied "Because they're still in"
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