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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes


what the gently caress is that

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
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Zeris posted:

Tinder - today - check my poo poo

just fyi you all are good people, GIP



Good to know 2/54 barracks still breeds the best of them

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
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haha obama wants another surge. This will go resoundingly well

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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I wonder how mac and cheese will taste if I boil the macaroni in 1/2 vodka 1/2 water.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Another good man lost

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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hahaha how loving long does it take to get a dip ring on a set of ACUs

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

First time you wash them with a can in the pocket.

I just saa some reservist at Walmart with a pretty obvious ring. how does this poo poo fly with anyones command?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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I always felt like I needed hitlers approval when hammering ubermensches from the back

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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quote:

Two military buddies show up at Bobby's doorstep after hearing that he has some hot lesbian porn. Bobby keeps the beer flowing and neither guy objects when Bobby suggests they get naked. Before long, they're too turned on to overthink things when Bobby suggests they give each other blowjobs. Only one of them is willing, but that's all it takes! After he sucks his buddy's dick, they both jerk off with their legs touching!

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
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for these glutes

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Oh poo poo new House of Cards soon.

I guess I should start my rewatch marathon now.

The threesome really put me off.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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:nws:

http://assets2.vice.com/images/content-images/2015/02/10/vajankle-ralph-jones-body-image-1423580770.jpg

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
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for these glutes

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Sky Marshal Bachman, would many times.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Equal Opportunity Drunk Thread

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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beanieson posted:

Question #1. Were you in the poo poo?

Lemme just interrupt you right there and say

thank you for your service :911:

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
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Zeris posted:

what was I thinking

Just copy/paste that entire post of shim talking about marrying an officer. It should get the point across.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Q#7: why aren't you special forces

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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permanent field eye

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Legalize dueling. No seconds, and it must be to the death. None of that "firing into the air" crap.

We need a modern day Aaron Burr

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Spam is loving great.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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So I drukenly ate two boxes of bars last night. my poops have been really eye opening, but so painful.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
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for these glutes

oh gee, i wonder where these MREs were acquired from




what the gently caress is with MREs being so goddamn expensive.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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for these glutes

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

lol there's enough weirdos and zombie apocalypse people that buy them up though

poo poo I have a huge stash I accumulated

I dumped mine and now I regret it, I really just want a box or two to enjoy.

Mr. Nice! posted:

Is that 12/case? $3 and change per doesn't seem too crazy.

Yeah it's 12 per case, but it's nearly $100 to ship them, I have yet to find any non insane shipping prices that would make it worth buying.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

what the gently caress is going on around here lately that these people want to eat mres at random? are you the same dumdum that i made fun of a few days ago or is this spreading?

I honestly don't know, I really enjoyed MREs.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Booblord Zagats posted:

Well, turns out Biden anime rape exists

:nws:https://imgur.com/gallery/A6WB2:nws:

:magical:

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Fart Sandwiches posted:

Back when hurricane katrina knocked mississippi even further into the third world if you could make it to the nearby army base you could get two cases of MREs and 2 bags of ice. I was hittin that every day for 2 weeks and my parents still have those boxes stacked in storage.

How long are they supposed to last, anyway?

depends on heat, but upwards of 5 - 10 yrs.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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for these glutes

lol wait so the times we carried 4 - 5 boxes of MREs we were carrying close to 100 lbs?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
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OZYMANDICKASS posted:

4-5 cases?

What was your MOS? Pack Mule?

marching along at the back of the column, bag full of cookies with pan coated discs 550 cord'd to your face

11b, there were regularly details of drawing MREs for the company and loading them into a trailer for the month or week or whatever. It wasn't like miles more like across the company parking lot, but still, it never seemed like that much


WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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holocaust bloopers posted:

The spaghetti MRE wasn't terrible. That's all I got. Thanks for reading.

buffalo chicken was pretty great

I also find that MREs are great hangover killers

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Those skittles were like loving sugar coated rocks. However they were delicious

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
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just miz everything toghether regardless, chili with beans was a great all toghether MRE

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Maple sausage :getin:

WAR CRIME GIGOLO fucked around with this message at 12:07 on Feb 21, 2015

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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tinder is fast becoming a jailbait hodgepodge.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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theres way too much going on in this picture. :stare:

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
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Willy Pete posted:

i have done the calculations

these are the results: MOTHER loving BUILDINGS ARE NOT DESIGNED TO STAND AFTER A MOTHER loving AIRLINER CRASHES INTO THEM!

groverhouse would withstand an airline crash

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Two Finger posted:

through the window at the bottom of the stairs maybe

the load bearing drywall would survive. but the outside laminate would be burned in the crash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg8NeJXUn78
oh my god

WAR CRIME GIGOLO fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Feb 24, 2015

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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reignited fire with ex


shes on birth control

:getin:

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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nevermind she decided not to go to her DUI court and is sitting in jail for the next 3 days

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