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beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
What happened to the America thread, is talking about dead presidents the as bad as talking about Romani in the Russia threads?

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beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Master is our comrade, precious!

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

THE FUCKIN ROBOCOP posted:

Saving cat: http://youtu.be/V_Nr31Lv6H8

The best video on youtube.

Guy hella just shows up wrecks up the neighborhood and then bounces, how can I become a Russian cat rescuer?

Pro click.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
Have you got your Putin riding a bear ornamental figure yet?



You can buy one here: http://xn-----7kcjjbecbv1ciby9bp.xn--p1ai/

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

That looks really wholesome.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

i desperately want to see this in action

This


and this.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Now I wanna see it squating in an Adidas traksuit and drinking a can of Jaguar.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

School Nickname posted:

I don't know how all these russian drunks aren't eaten alive in their helpless state by Russia's feral street dogs.

Dog is also drunk.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Node posted:

Point is, cat is rescue. Everything else inconsequential.

Also has acquired electricity.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

spacetoaster posted:


Post pictures, yes?

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

да

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Present posted:

Rouble?! More like rubble.

I read that in the voice of one of those living household appliances from the Flintstones.

*swark* "It's a living!"

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

BONGHITZ posted:

Do russian women use tampons or pads?

Neither. Adidas hasn't cornered that market yet.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

radical larry pictured right

Just vibrated through that wall.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

I think the guy says пиздец (pizdets) at the end which means hosed.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

JaucheCharly posted:

Fitting. Is there something like "cratered" in russian?

I guess pizdets again, as it can also mean big vagina.

VV I knew it would be vagina related :D

beato fucked around with this message at 13:18 on Feb 10, 2015

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Randarkman posted:

i wouldn't really use "vagina" as the translation of пизда. russian curse words are all about dicks (хуй) and cunts (пизда)...
I know пизда directly translates as oval office but a oval office is a vagina so my point still stands.

Randarkman posted:

...you can form entire sentences using only a single curse word in different forms.
You can also do that same with the word gently caress in English.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Phlegmish posted:

my shameful secret is i don't know how to read cyrillic

all i know is that most of the letters that look kind of like normal letters actually are a totally different type of letter

Some of the letters are kinda the same like a, m, o, and, t but that's pretty much it. Having an ex with a name that was mainly made up of unusual Cyrillic helps me when converting to the Latin alphabet. Doesn't necessarily help me understand it but at least it helps me say it.

КРИМИНАЛА МИР
KRIMINALA MIR



Edit: The post makes it look like my ex is called Kriminala Mir, she's not.

beato fucked around with this message at 00:29 on Feb 12, 2015

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

thathonkey posted:

lol what are they using to chase? is that a tomato?

I've seen it being done with salted tomato juice too.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Present posted:

If were talking outdoor gyms in Russia heres one from Ukraine, which may become part of Russia later this year:

Street Workout Motivation / Спортивный Киев: http://youtu.be/bvLQZVnz5WM

You linked the wrong one, bro :heysexy:

:nws: just in case you're wasting time while you should be working.

http://youtu.be/HQptVYuUDbo

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
What's causing that? There are trains in Latvia that are pretty much that exact same make and model but they sure as hell don't light up like the 4th of July when they're moving.

VV Yeah, after thinking about it, I think they are diesel here.

beato fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Feb 18, 2015

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Lazer Monkey posted:

How the hell do u find these?

In Soviet Russia, video finds you!

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Krowley posted:

Is there a Russian equivalent of the guy fawkes+fedora look?

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
I watched this documentary today :suspense:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAftwTfXbMs

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Rambling Robot posted:

in gulag potato is bone of a dead friend. such is life.

but bone has worm :(

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
Heard this on the radio the other day got stuck in my head.

Жанна Фриске - Жанна Фрискe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0jtkeJUbLw


Edit: I think I've posted this before but there's a live stream of a pretty decent Russian Pop channel here:
http://www.1music.tv/rus/main/live/

beato fucked around with this message at 22:52 on Mar 6, 2015

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Nauta posted:

wtf is so :stare: about that?

Yeah I didn't get the reason for the :stare: either. I like this song of theirs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pavsyH93Vs

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

a hole-y ghost posted:

is that a vertical tile floor? why is it attaching to the ceiling??

Latvian interior design is a bit like what we saw at Sotchi.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

2/10. No wedding store.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Pretty sure her mam is Kalstrams' avatar.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
Who is he? He looks a bit like my mate Dan.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Lil Bit O Vitriol posted:

Looks pretty similar. Does Dan have a history of being a mass murdering rapist?

Come to think about it, I've never seen them in the same room together... :tinfoil:

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad posted:

welcome to the metro



squat is life

Would.

Hey kalstrams who is that person in your avatar? I could have swore I saw her on the Ziepniekkalns bus yesterday.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

kalstrams posted:

valeriya novodvorskaya, russian liberal politician, died last year

Ahhh definitely not her then.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

kalstrams posted:


novorossiya 2.0: my hometown edition

Latgale is it's own country now?

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

kalstrams posted:

doesnt look like hes hiding, probably just darker area in the stairwell, nothing unusual

My block now has lights that work in the stairwell which is nice.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

kalstrams posted:

not bad. i haven't been at my parents' place in half a year already but i bet it's still pitch black outside of daylight hours, to the extent of taking trash out without flashlight being mission impossible unless you've memorized path. and that's like literal centre of town

It had them from time to time but I think people must've been stealing the bulbs. Now there's some automated LED type things which can't be removed.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
This kind of thing, but where there's a will there's a way.

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beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Weird black ring appears in the sky over Kazakhstan village.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K50DNxOGDc4

Two men is look at ringed vorteks.
One see potato. Other see an infinite of possibles.
Is same ringed vorteks.
Such is life.

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