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cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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fjelltorsk posted:

I am enjoying a pilsner urquell on the deck


I get to do this in about 13 hours. :getin:

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cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Cage posted:

Anyone have any car related plans for their tax refund? I have some deep dish rear wheels sitting in my basement so Im gonna use part of my $1200 to get some tires for them, and then throw the rest at my car loan. Should be paid off within the next month or two.

Then I can focus on my credit card debt. :haw:

I have bike(s) related plans. :kimchi:


Seems like I pissed off my left knee on the sf trip. If the poo poo doesn't cut I'll be caning it again. fuuuuuuuuck.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
I reeaaaaally want the RC390.

and/or a supermoto wheelset for the tractor.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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iwentdoodie posted:

Glad I'm not the only one drooling over that bike.

Aren't you super tall?

5'11" with a mega motherfuck of inseam and torso.

I can flatfoot my 36" tall tractor. :smugdog:

I'm afraid the RC390 is going to end up like my fzr and just crushing my knees/spine

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe


This thing would be bad rear end with a hugefuckoff brushless inside.


I've built a pneumatic automatic transmission. I've become chrysler.
It bangs and mushshifts just like the real thing!

It also fits in the palm of your hand.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe


a while back I built this jeep outta legos. I stripped it to the frame and rebuilt it as a wrangler pickup.



I built a two speed automatic, and it promptly got the chrysler curse and poo poo itself. I pulled the governor components and its an airshift manual for now. :v:

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Liquid Communism posted:

I did Burning Man a few years ago, and got a room in Reno on the first night of the drive home. There is nothing that feels better than three showers and an air conditioned king size bed after a week in the desert living in a hammock.

To add to this: a firm longshitter to land on.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Elmnt80 posted:

Congrats, you just did in an afternoon with legos something that would take most people months. The realization of this is kinda sad. :v:

that was my fifth autobox design. two were CVTs. I'm trying to convince Holdbrooks to buy all the parts to build the twin. :getin:

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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CornHolio posted:

I'm doing an interview later today with some kid whose facebook profile is basically all about rolling coal.

dammit.

He probably needs the job honestly.



to buy a ten-thousand dollar engine

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
on my 9 day sf trip I walked 40 miles.


...and drank roughly 6 gallons of booze.


thats easily ford 460 territory.

except I sound like an evinrude.


ninjaedit: I also lost 6lb

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Advent Horizon posted:

You might have a problem.

Have you considered Growlers?

This guy knows how to do it. They're the loving best for a man with a plan.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Slow is Fast posted:


My friend had a kid. That is cool. I do not want kids. I might get a cat soon.

You need another recce car.


My parents used nyquil on my pacifier. *shrug*

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe


took my old fairings and made some wall art for the new apartment

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Darchangel posted:


Oooo, slat-wall. I'm kind of jealous.



Garage is TITS. dedicated sub-panel with 220 right there. enough lights mccarran gets pissed if we leave the door open at night, sealed floor so the jeep doesn't stain the cement.


annnnd we're moving out in a week.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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kastein posted:

Just stop doing poo poo for them, gently caress that. Raising the price on someone is ridiculous especially after fixing their poo poo for free.

Or next time they ask for help, say it's free and then raise the price by $1250 when they show up.

A friend in need, is a giant pain in the rear end!

and no good deed goes un hosed.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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InitialDave posted:

As with other dating situations, learning the difference between a whoop of glee and a shriek of terror would likely be a wise move.

enough about bedroom antics, back to scaring the poo poo out of people on twisties.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
uhaul has a 6.8 v10 mod motor. This is going to be one slow rear end thirsty trip.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
I like the econolines, but man do I hate the powertrains. I thought it was a 6.4 diesel at first it was so loving noisy. Flatfooted it on a uphill entrance ramp and yup, this ain' a diesel. Its going to be a party loaded.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

BraveUlysses posted:

Ugh, i've gotten 4 different complaints via txt from the person on CL that I just sold my Samsung S3 to last night.

craigslist worstlist

Block number is a great feature.

I sold someone my sofa the other day. he was 7 loving hours late, and showed up with a suburban.

aaannnnd he left a bunch of fast food trash in the driveway when he left.


Someone else was going to do some bartering for my giant rear end kayak. he said he wanted to wait for a few other offers last minute. ookkaaaaaay. In that time period someone threw a wad of cash at me and took the boat. Guess dudes barter offers fell through because he started spamming the poo poo out of my email begging me to buy his poo poo.

gently caress you dude, you jerked off and you lost out. Strike while the iron is hot, not piss warm.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Continuing the craigslist chat, I just got this.

quote:

Well do you still have the scrap vehicle or not

eh?

*searches email*

quote:

On Aug 19, 2014 4:51 PM, "Richard Manning" <shittydickposter@reply.craigslist.org> wrote:

You still got it?

This is in regards to the disco. that I scrapped almost 6 months ago to the loving day.

My response?

CSB posted:

6 months later? gently caress no.


ninjaedit: uhaul almost loaded, might just drive to SF tonight motherfuckers!

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
That guy looks like a cousin.....


578miles at 8mpg. All of the gas motherfuckers. All of the gas.

Uhaul also doesn't limit their Uhauls anymore either apparently, as this old turd would run 85 in the right conditions.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Fo3 posted:

Never make your hobby your job.

n'thing this. holy poo poo.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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BrokenKnucklez posted:

You lucky son of a bitch. I got mine up to 70 going down hill and the fuel cut out at 65. Had that thing to the floor the whole drat trip.

This was the previous style Econoline though, not the one that looks like the super duty trucks.

I hit 85 once and wifey sent a text to me going " SLOW THE gently caress DOWN" He bitched and moaned about us hangin' out in the slow lane doing 40ish up hills screaming at 5 grand in second gear.


Dude I love the redesign on em. I wish they got not-poo poo engines cause I'd totally expedition-van one.




I hate to admit the v10 sounds good when you have it wide loving open

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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BrokenKnucklez posted:

You know you like that V10 wide open. You can hear them literally sucking the fuel down. I have often considered a Quigley conversion my self, only with a 7.3L diesel in E350 form. But that is ..... $$$$$.

We spent $290 in gas. about $220 was for the uhaul.

Unicorn year! Itd have to be a 2003 for me. First year for can bus cluster. last year for the 7.3

Dash swap!

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
steel-toe theirs. they'll get the picture then.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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My medication for life is liquor.

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/4883777489.html

I want this thing so loving bad.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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iwentdoodie posted:

BRING IT FRAT BITCH

HNNNNGGGGGGG I love breaking in frat guys

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Wifey and I are doing relationship tests.



buying and assembling Ikea furniture.


I turned it into a drinking game.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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ExplodingSims posted:

We need more movies with sassy monolith robots. :colbert:

That was the best loving part.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Super Aggro Crag posted:

Ugh. Does anyone else have an issue with eating fruits in the morning? They are too sweet or something to eat that early because even looking at them makes me nauseous. Anytime around lunch to bedtime is fine though.

anything sweet like pastries or dairy products and I'll yak it right the gently caress back up. fruits? no problem.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Got a new phone to replace my broken nokia.



I feel special for breaking one. The new one looks so pretty and nice. I feel like I should go hammer some nails with it or something.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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CommieGIR posted:

I sliced my finger cleaning up a Saturn V I printed on the 3D printer.

Sliced deep enough I think I nicked a tendon.

I diced open my left index finger cleaning a knife as a teenager. dude told me not to slip. and I did.

went straight to the bone and hacked everything up. fucker didn't work right for years after that.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Fucknag posted:

So it's finally progressed to the point that I've noticed, I seem to be in the early stages of male pattern baldness.

I'm only 26. :suicide:

What's the recommended cure? by which i mean what brand of liqour

Poor baby. my poo poo started falling off at 20. I rocked a mohawk for about 5 years and welp. shits too thin now.

My cure? Bald dickhead.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Tide posted:

I feel like I'm constantly culling my real life friends list by striking off names/relationships that are a little too one sided. Got no time for that kind of bullshit.

I cut a bunch of people when I left the south.

I cut even more when I moved to the bay area. No time for leaches.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Those alternators suck anyway. :v:


for you it was booze. Me? selling all the cars and riding bicycles. whoda thunk it.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
I probably should cut back on drinking too. :v:



http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/cto/4896490626.html

Help I need an adult!

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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compared to 2013 and 2014? THIS YEAR IS loving GREAT. :colbert:


can't wait for my babbies first jackstand, they're perfect for a project~

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Cat Terrist posted:

If you aint fishing with dynamite, you aint fishing

This was my solution to everything till people started pinning the tail on the jackass.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Can't wait to throw a set of those under my junkers.

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cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Geirskogul posted:

Note: the ones on the left are poo poo. The ones on the right are the style I'm doing, because they actually work with the pin

Build scale hi-lifts and sell em to the RC crawler guys. :D

hell, I'd go in for a couple too.

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